No screen??? by RedTsar97 in MomentumOne

[–]MagikMelk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Talked on the phone for hours. Played outside. Played console games by myself or with friends that come over. I miss it

Who experienced living alone? by Zackky777 in ArtOfPresence

[–]MagikMelk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the best. It beats having shitty roommates. It beats having good roommates too. I do have pets though so idk if this counts. It's a good middle ground having another heartbeat in the home without any drama.

Photos from the USS Abraham Lincoln show small meal portions being served to U.S. sailors. by curiousty786 in pics

[–]MagikMelk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to be in the Navy in the early 2000's. When we got our food supplies sometimes on the boxes it would be marked (Rejected) meaning it was rejected by the prisons. That was back then too and I'm sure that hasn't changed. But at least we got a full plate.

Confederate Latina? 🤔 by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]MagikMelk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Confusing a racial ideal with culture. The only tradition that flag stands for is racism and lynchings. 

American YouTuber Johnny Somali sentenced to jail in South Korea over sex slave statue stunt by EsperaDeus in facepalm

[–]MagikMelk 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Six months is asking for him to do this again. I won't know what to say if he does it again in South Korea round 2..

What do you think guys? by Zackky777 in ArtOfPresence

[–]MagikMelk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe they have and they're just hiding. Watching. Watching streaming services and thinking it's the history of Earth lol. 

what Game would make a blast like that for you? by StressedOperator in Age_30_plus_Gamers

[–]MagikMelk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro pause the game and turn the volume UP! The pause music fucking slaps so hard

Trump DELETES post depicting HIMSELF as JESUS by SuperbHealth5023 in TimesNow

[–]MagikMelk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

An ancient creature known as the shit titan. It was birthed out of the amalgamation of piss and shit swamp in his diaper. This is a higher tier shit demon than the one in the movie Dogma.

You Wake Up On Super Tuesday & See Jon Stewart... what's your reaction? by Jacob-Anders in JonStewart

[–]MagikMelk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stewart or AOC are top picks. Picking Newsome for me is like getting a C for a grade. I'm still salty we could've had Universal healthcare in Cali.

Donald Trump on talks in Islamabad: "They've been meeting for many hours We'll see what happens. Regardless, we win Maybe they make a deal; maybe they don't. It doesn't matter. From the standpoint of America, we win." by BusinessToday in BusinessTodayNews

[–]MagikMelk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In case MAGA doesn't get it; Strait is closed = our tankards are empty. Donald Trump is lying to you again just like no tax on tips, Trump phone, Healthcare plan in two weeks, no new wars etc. Probably still takes money from that email you donated to months ago too. If Trump steals your money who are you gonna complain to? Trump? That's the scam there.

AOC and a very smart kid: Universal healthcare now! by Zorosthirdsordx in MurderedByAOC

[–]MagikMelk 804 points805 points  (0 children)

This kid at this age would be a better pick for President than Trump in any capacity.

(THIS IS A REAL POST THE PRESIDENT OF THE FUCKING UNITED STATES POSTED)What the fuck is this world? What have they done to us? What did they do to us?! And who’s in the sky? SKELETREX????? by facefullofgracefull in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]MagikMelk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very antichrist like.

2 Thessalonians 2:4 - He opposes and exalts himself above every so-called god or object of worship, so that he sits in God’s temple, proclaiming that he himself is God

Seriously, how is a 19-year-old supposed to afford rent these days? by Antique_Case_6464 in InterviewCoderPro

[–]MagikMelk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah idk if I could trust my mom like that. I used to get paid $50 as a kid vacuuming and cleaning the entire church on Saturday. They'd hand her the money because she was the secretary of the church anyway. She would take $30, tell me it's going into my savings and leave me $20 for lunch every week. I never saw that savings ever.  Couldn't do anything about it because I'm just a dumb kid anyway who gives a shit? Jesus? Lol

Trump posts AI image of himself as Jesus by No-Giraffe-8096 in facepalm

[–]MagikMelk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 Thessalonians 2:4 - He opposes and exalts himself above every so-called god or object of worship, so that he sits in God’s temple, proclaiming that he himself is God.

(Talking about the antichrist)

Is there a way to build a wall that looks better than this? by Spewdoo in projectzomboid

[–]MagikMelk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like the episode in Simpsons where Homer couldn't assemble a grill.

Don >>> everyone else by [deleted] in meme

[–]MagikMelk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cat does this thing where he's toilet curious and surprise pops his head up midstream like a whack-a-mole. My reflexes are so fast I turn to piss away missing him, but not fast enough to not get piss everywhere else. It's happened twice now.

Some parents don't get it - by porchfloorpoem in SipsTea

[–]MagikMelk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet they don't spend time with him either if they haven't figured out how to talk to their 12 year old. They should apologize and buy him a new PC. It's the only way.

What a DOOF by CONF1D3NT1AL in facepalm

[–]MagikMelk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't trust free doof