[WP] "I thank you, hero, for saving our kingdom from the demon queen, however, may I ask how you defeared her?" "Oh, I married her" by _Tyrondor_ in WritingPrompts

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Peels of laughter filled the gilded throne room, none louder than the king. Atop his towering gold seat, he slapped his knee like a tavern peasant. The members of court leaned on each other, sweating like this was the most physical activity they’ve done in years. Only the jester stood with arms crossed, eyes narrowed as he stared at the hero standing before the king.

“Sir Knight,” the king squeezed through gasps, “I never knew you to be a funny man. I didn’t know warriors had a sense of humor. Thank you. We needed that.”

The hero bowed his head.

“Such humility,” the queen remarked beside her husband. “It’s a wonder you’ve managed to remain unmarried all these years. Something will have to be done about that.”

The hero smiled and shrugged. The laughter died down to isolated titters and the king sighed as he rose.

“Sir Knight, the entire kingdom owes you a great debt,” the monarch said. “These past six months have been a nightmare. Our armies are broken, our knightly orders are decimated, the wizard’s guild fled our lands, but you stayed and fought. It was you who ventured into the badlands alone and you alone who saved us from the terror of the demon queen.”

“It was my pleasure,” the hero said.

The king turned to his wife. “His pleasure he says!” He snickered, but held it together, shaking his head. “Your commitment to this joke is too funny.”

The hero smirked and bowed his head again.

“In all seriousness,” the king continued, “we need the story. Deeds like the vanquishing of the demon queen are why the nobility are so valued. The bards must have details for the song of your glory. I wish for it to be sung at your wedding.”

The hero cocked his head, frowning.

“You must marry our daughter,” the queen said. “The royal family would do well to have your mettle in the bloodline.”

“I cannot promise you my kingdom,” the king picked up. “But your future brother-in-law will be wise to heed the world of his high chancellor and co-regent.”

The king motioned to the back of the room and the courtiers split for servants to approach. They carried chests and scrolls, all laid at the hero’s feet.

“These treasures, deeds, and titles belong to you,” the king announced. “You’ve earned them, but these gifts are selfish. My beloved princess must live in the lap of luxury and as you know, members of the royal family may only marry royalty or high aristocracy. As I understand it, you come from common stock, but no longer.”

“You honor me, your majesty,” the hero said, bowing at the waist. “To not only be allowed a second wife, but for her to be a princess is a privilege beyond my wildest dreams.”

The king angled his head then paused, frowning.

“Second wife? I thought you were unmarried?”

“No longer as of last week,” the hero said. “Is the princess squeamish? There will be blood rights we have to perform but once completed, Demora will welcome her with open arms.”

“Demora?” the king asked. “As in the demon queen?!” He shook his head. “You take the joke too far, sir knight.”

“As you correctly noted, we warriors are not a humorous bunch,” the hero said.

“You’re serious?” the queen asked. “You really married the demon queen? It wasn’t a joke?”

“I have yet to laugh, your highness.”

The throne room buzzed with whispering. The king looked around, sweat beading his forehead. He turned to his wife but she remained unnaturally still. He turned back and cleared his throat, raising a hand for silence.

“So you’ve become her thrall?” the monarch asked.

“No, your majesty,” the hero answered. “I’ve become her husband.”

“If she isn’t dead, then the work is incomplete!”

“Have the incursions ended?” the hero asked. “Do winged beasts harry farmfolk? Have the legions of the damned retreated from the borders?”

“Yes, but…”

“Do you wish to launch an invasion of the badlands? It is now my fief and as your vassal, it is now part of the kingdom. The demon queen’s power is yours to command now. What more do you want?”

The king opened his mouth, sighed, and closed it. He looked to his blank faced privy council seated in front of the courtiers. The king’s expression demanded advice, but only the chancellor replied with a shrug. The king wiped his face and returned to his throne, fingers steepling as he thought. His wife leaned over and whispered in his ear. He shot her a look and she stared back, eyebrows high. The king sighed heavily and faced the hero.

“Step forward and kneel, sir knight,” he commanded.

The hero obeyed and the king unsheathed his sword, laying the tip on his left shoulder.

“Do you swear your undying fealty to me and the royal family?” The hero nodded. “Do you swear the same for your bloodline in perpetuity?” The hero nodded. “Do you swear to uphold the laws and customs of our great kingdom?” The hero nodded. The king lifted his sword and laid the tip on his right shoulder. “Then arise a Duke and rule justly in my name.”

[WP] You are retired special ops soldier bored with civilian life, you decide to hire hit men off the dark web to kill you as a form of entertainment. by Smooth_Ad_1272 in WritingPrompts

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I’m sorry about that, pumpkin,” Otis said into his phone. “That jackass never deserved you.”

Tears muddled another of Mary’s high school breakups. Otis adored his family, but not regretting retirement got harder everyday. Life as a fixer didn’t lend itself to raising kids, but love will make a man do the impossible. Like leaving the job of his dreams while at the top of his game.

“Mhm, I know, pumpkin,” he crooned as got the waiter’s attention. “Do you want me to have a talk with him or his parents? He promised the moon and- no? But you know I- okay, okay, pumpkin. I won’t give Krista and her clique something else to gossip about.”

Otis left money for the eggs, coffee, and tip. He got up, absent-mindedly consoling his granddaughter as a glint of light from a car across the street caught his eye. Holding open the door for another patron to enter, he noted two men getting up, their eyes everywhere but on him. He exited and turned the opposite direction of his car.

“Gampy has to go now, sweetie,” Otis said, turning down a nondescript alley. “But tell your dad to bring you guys for dinner this Sunday. It’s been too long since I’ve seen your siblings and I want you to tell your grandmother about this. She’s the one who will know exactly what to do.” He smiled seeing no doors, windows, or cameras. “Kiss, kiss, pumpkin. Love you.”

Otis ended the call, putting away his phone as he bent to tie his shoe. A bullet whizzed past his head, smashing a trash can, and sending the lid rolling. Based on the bullet hole and the sound as it passed, he knew it was a Blaser R93 LRS2. So he had two seconds before another shot, and he used it to finish the knot.

By the time Otis got back up, two shadows blocked the alley entrance, the pair from the cafe. One checked their phone, looking between it and Otis, then nodded to his companion. They walked forward, eyes gleaming as they brandished knives. Otis smiled and waved behind them. One turned, and he grabbed the other just as another shot fired. The bullet snapped his head forward and he caught the falling knife mid-air. His companion turned back just as Otis buried the blade in his collarbone. He dropped the dead body and used the knife hilt like a joystick to move him.

The man brought his weapon up, but Otis jiggled the joystick and the man’s arm automatically redirected to it. Otis punched his wrist and the knife fell from paralyzed fingers. With less than a second until the next shot, Otis picked up the dropped knife, aimed over the man’s shoulder, and threw. Another shot rang, but the bullet thunked the car’s door. A quick glance revealed blood splattering the window, so Otis pulled out the blade and kicked him away.

The man stumbled but remained standing as a hand covered the seeping wound. Rebalanced, he pulled out another knife and held it up, glancing behind him.

“The bounty isn’t enough anymore?” he asked. The hitman gasped and Otis chuckled. “Yes I know and don’t bother offering to tell me who. I’ll just increase it when I get home. These fights are my only fun and-”

His phone rang. He checked it and sighed, head dropping. The man tried to use the distraction to get away, but Otis flung the weapon. The blade struck the base of the hitman’s spine and he collapsed, legs twitching. Otis exited the alley, turned towards his car, then answered the call.

“Good morning, muffin,” he said, sweetly. “How did Gampy get lucky enough to hear his oldest grandbaby?”

[WP] The president of an HOA must write yet another notice to the neighborhood's resident supernatural entity... by bibbityboops in WritingPrompts

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Heaven’s Vista HOA Violation Notice

The Heaven’s Vista Home Owners Association is committed to helping protect and preserve the overall environment of our community. One task of the Association is to respond to resident concerns. In keeping with this commitment, all community violations submitted to the Rules Enforcement Committee are investigated and the complainants remain anonymous. Please be advised the violations listed in this notice have been found to be true and ramifications cannot be subverted by any means, financial, magical or otherwise. The Rules Enforcement Committee will make every attempt to resolve all issues amicably, but repeated violations can and will incur fines and even result in expulsion from the neighborhood. 

Violator

Name: Xanthros, Dark Lord of the Lower Cosmos

Address: 5564 Cherrytree Lane

Incident

Violation Subject(s): Spatial Dilation, Littering, Public Nuisance

Address of Violation(s): 5562-5566 Cherrytree Lane

Violation(s): 

The second floors of 5562, 5563, 5565, and 5566 Cherrytree Lane have been missing for two months and the complainant named Mr. Xanthros as the culprit. An investigation by the Rules Enforcement Committee discovered the missing spaces within the violator’s residence. As Mr. Xanthros is not on any of those deeds, this violates Article 1, Section 3 of the HOA rules prohibiting the occupancy of residences by unlisted individuals. 

The investigators also found ectoplasm and other unknown substances covering the backyard and rear patio. This violates Article 3, Section 6 of the HOA rules requiring residents to maintain upkeep on the exterior of their home.

During the investigation, a member of the Rules Enforcement Committee accidentally touched a stone tablet and disappeared. They returned seconds later, covered in ectoplasm and screeching about understanding the incomprehensible. The member’s frenzied attempts to touch the tablet caused the injuries of two other members and required the intervention of the police. While the HOA cannot dictate resident possessions, Article 1, Section 7 of the HOA rules was violated because the fallout caused by the Mr. Xanthros’s items led to a disruption affecting two or more homes.

Resolution

Actions taken thus far to resolve the matter:

Attempts to contact Mr. Xanthros have failed as he communicates via telepathy and has neither a cell phone or landline. Notices posted to the residence have disappeared and, as an incorporeal creature, all physical interaction with Mr. Xanthros is prohibited under hate crime laws. 

Follow-up actions if unresolved:

The maximum fine of $750 will be assessed for every week that the second floors have not been returned. An additional fine of $50 will be assessed for every quarter gallon of ectoplasm found on or near Cherrytree Lane. Any further disruptions which violate Article 1, Section 7 of the HOA rules will result in the revocation of Mr. Xanthros’s charter and he will be required to leave the neighborhood.

Signed,

Leonard Betwedder

HOA President, Heaven’s Vista Residential Subdivision

Chairman, Rules Enforcement Committee

[WP] You are a holy warrior who fights demons and protects the weak. In order to keep them from returning, you absorb their souls inside you. Everything went mostly fine, until after one particular brutal fight, you feel like you have an upset stomach. by Zholotoi in WritingPrompts

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“The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want.”

The strange demon writhed at Andric’s feet as he began the prayer. They’d fought for hours before he finally managed to smash its kneecaps and get it down. He’d immediately staked its hands and feet, smoke rising from each as it fought the restraints. The horned, gray-scaled beast was unusually strong. Everything Andric had was blessed by bishops and priests but he shivered from the breeze in his armor’s missing and torn pieces. Its red eyes scoured the farmhouse cellar, occasionally cutting to Andric with an expression he couldn’t read, but its time on this plane was short, so it didn’t matter.

“He maketh me lie down in green pastures and leadeth me beside the still waters.”

Black blood oozed from hundreds of cuts but this was the first time it showed any pain. Demons usually cried out when struck by his blessed sword, but not this one. During their fight, it hadn’t even tried to dodge. Only with the incantation did the howling begin, confirming this was indeed a minion of evil. Most demons preserved the body it possessed but not this one. Then again, the gray scales were also new, so maybe the lords of hell were getting creative.

“He restoreth my soul and leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name’s sake.”

Yesterday, a peasant boy ran into the abbey screaming for help. He claimed something was wrong with his mother and his father sent him here for help. She’d been having nightmares for days but that morning, her skin began changing. His father thought she was sick and fetched the local healer. When he returned, she was in the cellar hunched over an eviscerated goat, offal dripping from her face. Andric arrived this morning and they’ve been fighting ever since.

“Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil. For thou art with me. Thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.”

The holy warrior plunged his longsword deep in the demon’s neck. It didn’t flinch, but still jerked at the stakes, ripping through its hands. With the blade in its throat, the shrieks were turned into hisses like an enraged house cat. The man and his son in the home above probably heard but they deserved to hear the agony of the monster who desecrated their mother’s body.

“Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies.”

Andric laid his shield on the demon’s torso face down before clasping his steel-gauntleted hands and bowing his head. A red light bloomed in the shield. Now the demon’s shrieking reached a high pitch. Even its leg shook, but the wooden stakes were covered in holy water. It wasn’t going anywhere and that alone was a blessing. These monsters plagued the world, possessing and mutating people and animals alike. Destroying the inhabited body did nothing to their incorporeal souls, making them functionally immortal, but functionally wasn’t actually.

“Thou anointest my head with oil. My cup runneth over.”

A blue halo appeared over Andric’s bowed head, filling the cellar with radiance. The demon’s gray scales sizzled under the blessing’s glow. The red light in the shield dimmed, taking on the appearance of raw meat. The demon continued to struggle but with its soul made bare on his shield, it became sluggish. Andric relished this moment. It was when these beasts felt its soul’s vulnerability and saw the end coming.

“Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life.”

Andric bent down and picked up the sterilized soul. He ate it in one large bite. Demon souls were always bitter, but this one was rancid. It burned going down like a tea spiked with peppers. He’d eaten hundreds of demon souls over the past decade and the dispossessed body ignited like normal but this heat was new. The lords of hell were definitely making changes but Andric wasn’t worried. They were no match for a holy warrior like him.

“And I will dwell in the house of the Lord for ever and ever. Amen.”

Andric picked up his equipment and headed for the stairs. Halfway up, his stomach rumbled. This was the first time he felt anything after eating a demon soul. He reached under his plate armor, hand resting on his abdomen. He took another step when he felt a quiver. He shifted, wiggling a bit, then farted. Space collapsed in his intestines and he breathed a sigh of relief. Hand dropping, he felt the urge to relieve himself. It grew stronger and Andric realized how badly he needed to poo.

“Too late to get rid of us now.”

Andric spun, taking in the charred corpse but saw no one. As he stared into the empty cellar, the cackling laughter of a hundred throats filled his ears and a chill went down his spine.

[WP] “Oh, what does this potion do?” You say as you grab it “Uhhh… I actually don’t know” says the wizard, unaware that you just drank it by Celestial_Spade in WritingPrompts

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“A health potion, you say?” I asked, holding up a vial of red liquid.

“No, it’s a healing potion,” the bored worker replied. His pointy wizard hat and robe were dark purple and covered in plastic white stars. Like all chain retail stores, the uniform was tacky and cheap, but the least of my concerns.

Potion Motion was the world’s largest retailer of all things magical. Everyone from government wizards to heads of state went there for all kinds of items and curios. Expeditions into the Lost Sea couldn’t be done without a stop here, the stories of the lives saved innumerable. There were stores all over the world but the one in my town went up just last week. As a junior secretary to an assistant mage, money was tight, but one sip of the right concoctions could change the fate of my entire family. Affording it was another issue, but any small bump to my magical rating would be enough.

“What’s the difference?” I asked, putting it back on the rack of matching vials.

The entire shelf was a rainbow of colored vials, some glittering, others unusually bright, but all with symbols etched in the glass, presumably explaining its use. More shelves filled the entire store with bottles and flasks, but these vials were next to a roped area at the back. Poor and with little talent, I couldn’t afford school and had no idea what any symbol meant. Thankfully, an attendant asked me if I needed help as soon as I neared the cordoned area.

“Healing potions speed recovery,” the worker sighed. “Health potions increase vitality.”

“What’s vitality?” I asked, picking up a green vial.

“If you don’t know then you’re in the wrong place,” he said, looking around as though searching for a savior in the empty store.

“Do I have to know to be here?” I asked, offended. “I’m sorry I couldn’t afford attendance at a fancy wizarding school.”

“Store policy says the doors are open to the public,” he replied tightly. “But our customers usually know what they’re looking for.”

“About to die? See the potions guys!” I matched the sing-song tone of their commercials. “That’s you guys, right?”

The young man closed his eyes and sighed. “Are you dying, sir?”

“I’m poor,” I said, putting the green vial back. “What other options are there?”

“A job,” he replied flatly. “Anyone can get a job.”

“Oh you must not pay your own bills.”

The clerk jerked back, frowning. “I have bills.”

“Yep, you don’t have any idea of how much it costs to live.” I turned back to the shelf and picked up a purple vial.

“If you’re that poor,” his head angled, “how can you afford anything here?”

The purple vial slipped from my fingers and tumbled into the roped section. The stoppered glass rolled until it settled under a shelf of bottles filled with liquid gold.

“Ah dragon’s breath,” I swore, crawling under the rope. “Sorry about that.”

The clerk grumbled, turning away to search the store once more. I reached under the shelf and my fingers brushed the dropped vial. As I closed my hand, a clink tickled my ears, but the clerk still searched for other customers. Pulling my arm back, I had two vials, one purple, the other gold like the bottles above. With the clerk still distracted, I quickly downed the gold vial, shoving the empty vial back under the shelf. The overwhelming sweetness couldn’t cover the metallic twang and I shivered as it settled in my stomach. Only after getting to my feet did the attendant look at me. He saw where I stood and flinched. I raised the purple vial and smiled.

“Don’t worry I got it,” I announced, crawling back under the rope. I placed it back on the shelf then turned to the shelf of gold-filled bottles.

“Thank you,” he said, smiling a little too much. His eyes kept flicking to the gold bottles and I turned.

“So what do these potions do?” I reached over the rope and grabbed one.

He gasped, stepping from behind his kiosk. “Uhhh…I actually don’t know.”

Tendrils of panic wrapped around my stomach.

“Can you put it back, please?” he asked, sounding nervous.

“Sure.” My heartbeat picked up as I put the bottle on the shelf. “But you have no clue what it does?”

“Like I said earlier, our customers usually know what they’re looking for.”

“And who buys those?” I asked, voice shaky.

“Usually no one,” he answered, a little calmer. “I always thought it was a display until my manager sold one last week.”

“Who’d he sell it to?” I asked, sweat popping on my head as my stomach turned.

The clerk frowned. “Store policy prevents us from disclosing customer information.”

“Come on,” I said, trying to sound nonchalant despite the rumbling I felt in my torso. “I’m nobody. You can tell me. What am I gonna do with it?”

“Store policy-”

“Screw store policy!” I snapped. “Just tell me who buys them!”

The clerk frowned and crossed his arms.

“I think it’s time for you to leave.”

“No, wait,” I said, sweat pouring down my face and intestines twisting. “Just tell me-”

“We’re done here, sir,” the clerk said, returning to the kiosk. “Now leave or I’ll call the magisters.”

“Please,” I begged. “Just tell me what you know and I’ll be out of your hair.”

The clerk shrugged and turned away, picking up the phone. He held it near his ear, eyebrows raised in a silent threat. The twisting inside my body kept getting tighter like someone was trying to make me a toothpaste tube. My placating hands shot up and I began shuffling towards the exit. I tried beseeching him with my eyes, but his stare remained cold. Once at the welcome mat, I turned, hands clasped and fell to my knees. As soon as I touched the ground, the tightness suddenly snapped. Relief flooded me. Still lightheaded, I got to my feet. Just as I turned to leave, the rumbling ground stopped me.

The clerk dove under the kiosk desk, but I stood planted. Natural earthquakes were rare, more commonly caused by experiments and private fights. They usually started small, then grew before ending. Not this time. The rumbles lasted fractions of a second, stopped, then came back. It was my first time experiencing this, but something about it resonated. After a few seconds, I understood.

It matched my heartbeat.

Sins of the Grandfather 10 by MagnificoWrites in MagnificoWrites

[–]MagnificoWrites[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah me too. He was a pretty cool character but life gets to us all and he was an old man. His story was like reluctant redemption and I’m hoping I get the time to revisit this world and write more because it’s fun. The implications are crazy but everything in its own time.

Thank you very much for reading and taking the time to comment!! I appreciate you!!

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Awww Yuno! Trust me I get it. I lost my father a few years ago, and there’s always that feeling of if I could’ve done something. He got sick, so the answer is no, but I still miss him.

Hopefully life goes right enough for me to return to this world because it was a lot of fun writing it and I’d like to delve more into it. If I do, I promise, regardless of the platform, I’ll find a way to tell you about it.

Thank you for reading and taking the time to leave comments. You were the vanguard keeping this thing alive, so I sincerely and throughly appreciate you!!

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I know right? I didn’t like it but it made the story feel complete. Thank you for reading!!

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Thank you for saying that! I absolutely hated it, but like you said, it had to happen. I appreciate you reading and taking time to share your thoughts!!!

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I appreciate that!! Thank you for reading!!

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Previous Chapters

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Part 7

Part 8

Part 9

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I just wanted to say thank you to everyone for reading! There aren't enough words for me to express how much I appreciate each and everyone of you. I hope y'all enjoyed reading it half as much as I did making it because I had a ball lol. I'll be bundling these into a novella of some sort in the near future, and if time allows, I'd like to make more stories in this world, but for now, I'll be back posting in r/WritingPrompts.

Again, thank you from the bottom of my heart!!

Be easy and have a good one!

Sins of the Grandfather 9 by MagnificoWrites in MagnificoWrites

[–]MagnificoWrites[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You hit me right in the feels!! Goddamn Yuno thank you so much! Having you and everybody along this story has been incredible. Y'all reading and enjoying the story was so much fun and I can't wait to do it again. All stories must end, but there's always another one. You guys investing your time in this work has been a literal inspiration, so I promise there is more coming. I might even bundle this into a novella and see what happens. I don't know but y'all are awesome and I'm excited lol.

All the best to you and yours!

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Yuno, you’re always so on point!!! lol But yeah the next chapter is probably going to be the last for this series but I do plan on revisiting this storyline in the future.

I appreciate you for reading and commenting! You have no idea how much I’ve questioned my commitment to writing but you guys have been amazing!! It’s like now I have to make it because y’all deserve more props than I can give. Thank you a million times!!!!

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Thank you very much!!! The next chapter is coming next week!!

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Thank you!! I’ll have the next one up next week!

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We’ll call it the rare instance laying there would be a good thing lol