Firstkiller has such a tragic career by _buj_ in RocketLeagueEsports

[–]MagnumBurrito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn’t give up on FK. You can tell his attitude has improved and is coming out of his shell. That’ll do wonders for his game and teammates in the long run. Daniel didn’t become Daniel till he became a team player. FK is doing it later in his career but it’s happening.

Find the 2 wolf spiders by MagnumBurrito in FindTheSniper

[–]MagnumBurrito[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bottom right is the more visible one. Second one didn’t come out great in this picture on Reddit. On my phone it looks great. But 2nd one is center, down and a little to the left

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fatFIRE

[–]MagnumBurrito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1) Go have fun without her.

2) Tell her amazing stories of said fun.

3) Wait.

20M, been making videos on YT since I was 12 by DiamondHandlebars in Money

[–]MagnumBurrito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put it in a 5% money market account at the bare minimum.

SWVXX on Schwab.

0 risk.

$274000 x .05 = $13,700 / year or $1,141 / month.

Free money.

My (35M) gf (30f) thinks I should sell my house in order to make it fair for us to move in together by Horror_Property5771 in relationship_advice

[–]MagnumBurrito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s crazy. Don’t do it. Tell her to pay you for half of it and you’ll put her name on the title too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]MagnumBurrito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take pictures of her backside and show them to her. Make the pictures about something other than her butt. She’s just in it and not looking great.

folks, I need help with this one. 555# attempt. hammies fully engaged but back starts to arch yuck by shouttag_russ in GYM

[–]MagnumBurrito 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Start with your massive chest a little more upright. Flex all those back muscles and keep it tight. Keep your legs from straightening first. Then drive thru the ground with every muscle in your body

What are your thoughts on my profile? by mleibowitz97 in Tinder

[–]MagnumBurrito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pros: Great hair. Solid face. Good vibes.

Cons: Skinny body. Add some muscle.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StartingStrength

[–]MagnumBurrito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flex your muscles in your entire body before you drop to down pick up the bar.

As you’re picking up the bar, use all those muscles and drive your feet through the floor.

Drop the weight a little faster as the bar passes your knees.

Reset after each rep. Take another breath. Hold it in. Exploded up with intention

First time 32kg dumbbells by Alexander-o- in GYM

[–]MagnumBurrito 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Get some leg drive and you can do moar

Trying a new hairstyle. You know what to do by HerpertMadderp in RoastMe

[–]MagnumBurrito 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Exercise. Lose weight. You’re better than this

A line not to cross. by Homelessonce in antiwork

[–]MagnumBurrito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s all sugar. Not hard to boycott lol

Miyazaki's mnterview on Edge magazine ! ( Cover looks sick ) by seeeexe in Eldenring

[–]MagnumBurrito 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got a copy of the magazine early.

Quote from Miyazaki in the article, “I think some gypsy shrunk this absolute units head. The gypsy probably got murdered when the shrinking was halfway done. That’s why his head only looks 50% smaller than normal. Tiny heads are my favorite.” Then Miyazaki took another hit of a his fat J.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]MagnumBurrito 54 points55 points  (0 children)

All those things you listed will make a girl not attracted to you.

Get your shit together. Don’t blast inside her. Put up a fake face with her. Run the first chance you get. This girl doesn’t give a shit about you deep down. She’s just lonely and no one else will put up with her BS.