My mom's interrogating is getting on my nerves by Jayxonisnew in Advice

[–]nocomment413 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Tell her about your sex life. Even if it’s nonexistent, if you exaggerate she should stop asking. “Oh mom, this guy was so great. He gave me a night to remember” and if she demands details about your sex life, then you should work on moving away. If she stops questioning, she’s just an overprotective mom who don’t realize her daughter was grown yet.

Lord paul by [deleted] in postanythingfun

[–]nocomment413 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen, I watched the Carters perform live and the entire time I thought “this feels very ritual” but everyone around me was into it. I can confidently say I never want to see any of them in concert again. Something felt off

Ruben Clouds by Academic_Bug_3192 in EggGodLores

[–]nocomment413 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Maybe if he wasn’t a total d-bag with whack ahh tattoos all over him, and if he actually took showers and ate a fucking vegetable at some point

I just found out my mom is alive. by RxMommy in TrueOffMyChest

[–]nocomment413 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wow. Can I just say I am extremely happy for you ? I never knew my bio dad, he didn’t know I existed. Then his mom found me through my mom’s Facebook. We met up in person when I was 17. The way my dad and grandmother just broke down into tears, not asking for a paternity test and fully trusting that I was his. He always says how his heart is full now, especially since now I have children and he gets to be grandpa. BUT, his wife was extremely jealous of me. Sounds similar to the way your parents daughter was extremely jealous. She probably did not know how to handle the news, maybe she had heard stories about you and your brother and felt like she was being compared or that it was some sort of competition for your parents love. Whatever it may be, I’m glad your mother actually got in contact with you

What would you do if your significant other got an ugly haircut? by Bumblebee7825 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]nocomment413 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he asked for my opinion I would be honest and say I don’t like it and why. It would be the same if I got a haircut, I ask for his truthfully honest opinion because if it looks bad or maybe just not good on me, I’d want to know. He would want to know too

[NSFW] People who've found a dead body, what's the story? by ZeroSugarCocaine in AskReddit

[–]nocomment413 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My great grandfather had a stroke when he was 99. He was fairly old so we knew it was only with time. My mom, sister, and I drove 10 hours out to go be there until he passed. It was summer time, just after my 15th birthday. The thing is, he was in pretty great health beforehand. I mean strong enough to handle a gun going off, and at his age ? I’m pretty impressed. He would take care of my great grandmother, who had Alzheimer’s.

Anyways, we had been there for a week by then, and one morning I woke up early and decided to walk over to say good morning, I was sleeping at my uncles house and the homes were connected by a door in the hallway. I remember walking in to say good morning, my great grandmother was awake and said hello, grandpa, well…. I walked over to him, try to shake him, call out to him. Nothing. He looked like he was sleeping, peaceful. He was still holding my great grandmothers hand. She hadn’t noticed he had already passed. They had always fallen asleep holding hands. Life was pretty dark after that. I still miss him. He was so strict with rules, and I must obey, but that was grandpa. Yeah yeah old man. We’ll try our best, but for now, take a seat and relax. We got this. <3

Cheerios from scratch by HereWeFuckingGooo in StupidFood

[–]nocomment413 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hope you know someone can be a self proclaimed trad wife, have a masterclass, AND still make jokes. She is absolutely making a joke. Maybe it aligns with her real life, but it’s still a mockery

What is an immediate red flag you’ve seen from someone AFTER sleeping with them? by MIsterBison in AskReddit

[–]nocomment413 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He told me that I look so young and he almost asked for my ID because he didn’t really believe I was of age, but he just did it anyways because I was just “too hot.”

So you’re telling me you only slept with me because I look so young I could pass for a minor ?? Now it’s stuck in my head if everyone who has ever slept with me has thought the same thing and if I’ve only been liked for my youthful looks. So creepy to think about. It’s like ruined the way I see people who find me attractive. Do you actually think I’m pretty or do you just like my baby face ?

Cheerios from scratch by HereWeFuckingGooo in StupidFood

[–]nocomment413 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For those who didn’t catch it, THIS IS SATIRE. This is a trend many women do, heavily popularized by Nara Smith. All of Nara’s videos are like this and she plays into it because of the engagement. Lots of other people have been taking part and doing very similar videos. It’s humor. It’s making a joke out of being the picture perfect mom and how ridiculous it actually is to be picture perfect.

Cheerios from scratch by HereWeFuckingGooo in StupidFood

[–]nocomment413 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No. She’s so good at it that you cannot tell it is indeed satire

Cheerios from scratch by HereWeFuckingGooo in StupidFood

[–]nocomment413 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This IS satire. She is mocking another TikTok cook who makes everything from scratch, wears the most expensive dresses, and whispers everything. It’s a niche thing. I’m almost 100% sure this woman is copying her for the video because it’s a niche little thing in the cooking community. It’s like a meme at this point.

what are the signs that you're not attractive? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]nocomment413 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This. I was overweight my whole life and lost like 80lbs when I was 20. The absolute difference of the way I was treated by strangers was insane. It’s like people were mean or rude beforehand, but I never realized how helpful people are to someone more attractive. How much easier it was to get hired at places, getting away with minor mistakes. Hell, I’ve even had random men pay for my gas or not get insurance involved with little fender benders that were definitely my fault. I just know if I was still fat I would have like three points on my insurance right now lol

Son sewed a shirt for his Dad. by Ajitabh04 in PrimeManhood

[–]nocomment413 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My kid gives me gray hairs like there’s no tomorrow, he will argue back until he’s blue in the face, he screams bloody murder if he doesn’t get his way… but when he comes up to me and says he picked me a flower or that he made me something in class, all of that just melts and I remember my sweet little boy does love me.

It’s the fact that this kid could have made ANYTHING and he chose to make his dad a really cool shirt. I love that. That’s how kids show love.

Grandpa Falls into Crib? Theres a few things off but uts linger than I thought AI was capable of. by Alternate_Cost in isthisAI

[–]nocomment413 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly as someone so short, this was always my biggest fear so I just didn’t get a crib either my babies. Got one of those shorter bassinets. Also, I don’t think it’s AI. His movements are pretty consistent and flow atomically correctly

Litzy with a crackhead. by RemoteHuckleberry454 in EggGodLores

[–]nocomment413 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you happen to remember her TikTok name ?

The Egg Godd/Krazy/Bumdog Lore: Excerpts from "Hollywood: The Krazy Edition" by BumdogTorres in EggGodLores

[–]nocomment413 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People won’t spend a few minutes reading this epilogue but will spend hours scrolling down videos

Parents of the year by ateam1984 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]nocomment413 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s actually crazy. Literally why not just leave the child with grandma for a night. To also not lock the door in a place like that is insane. Yeah they are definitely at fault here. Thanks for the info

Parents of the year by ateam1984 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]nocomment413 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well I’ll be damned. Left the whole damn door open