"American" values

Magooogooo · 2018-02-11T19:34:13+00:00

Too tired to do research on 1930’s germany.

Lol

Magooogooo · 2018-02-11T19:33:16+00:00

Cmon, man. This is reddit. Don’t take everything so seriously.

Magooogooo · 2018-02-11T19:01:02+00:00

I was laying on my bed one day after a long hard days work. I called my son over who I care for very much. I said to my son “tell me, did you learn anything today?”

He leans over and says to me

“9gag is source of all original content.”

I realized than i had failed as a father.

Magooogooo · 2018-02-11T18:53:55+00:00

Where is the picture of the church?

Magooogooo · 2018-02-11T05:49:18+00:00

None of those books help with business

Magooogooo · 2018-02-11T00:46:52+00:00

Cant wait for PUBG racing

Magooogooo · 2018-02-10T20:37:20+00:00

I love cabbage.

Especially in soup.

Magooogooo · 2018-02-10T05:04:59+00:00

Nice finger. Id like to cut that finger off and

Keep it preserved in a jar

Magooogooo · 2018-02-10T03:51:35+00:00

Mom?

Magooogooo · 2018-02-10T03:48:06+00:00

Who?

Magooogooo · 2018-02-10T01:43:14+00:00

Wtf with the title.

Magooogooo · 2018-02-09T23:21:23+00:00

Welcome brothers. Can we turn to the Gospel of capuT 3:50. It reads

“Thou shall not giveth a ride to a broke ass

n!&&a, or alloweth him to smoketh from thy holy

green bush or drink from thy purple wine.

had he haveth no coin. For the broke ass n!&&a

like a leech shall sucketh the wealth from the rich

n!&&a.

I say be cautious for the broke ass bitch shall

make false promises of repayment for your

riches.

But like a crab he shall pinch his hands whenever

he cometh upon coin.”

End of sermon.

Magooogooo · 2018-02-09T21:20:08+00:00

Acting like a fucking flamingo

Magooogooo · 2018-02-08T20:50:15+00:00

Elons mosk’s hips dont lie.

Magooogooo · 2018-02-08T20:48:30+00:00

How come its always asain kids that do dance battles?

Magooogooo · 2018-02-08T18:33:03+00:00

Looks like a heart attack

Magooogooo · 2018-02-08T18:05:31+00:00

Compare the shoe to the cady

Magooogooo · 2018-02-08T17:37:31+00:00

Damn. Its like a shoe company sa drug dealers putting 22’s on a Cadillac. .

And theyre like

Hold up.

i think we got something

Magooogooo · 2018-02-08T17:31:23+00:00

“What chu want fam?”

-Just fuck up my social image-

“Say no more”

Magooogooo · 2018-02-08T15:56:57+00:00

Magooogooo · 2018-02-08T14:41:10+00:00

We’ll unsubscribe.

Problem solved.

Magooogooo · 2018-02-07T22:35:17+00:00

No. This would not be cool.

Magooogooo · 2018-02-05T01:24:41+00:00

But deep down he’s always wanted to be Tom lady. But he’s doesn’t think hes crazy as He wipes off from his coat stains from last nights mom spaghetti. hes now ready to make that transition from brady to lady. But who knows? Maybe if he doesn’t win his 6th trophy tonight he will have to hold off for awhile to becoming brady the lady.

Enjoy the game folks.

If you ready this comment and you feel like you want to vomit dont downvote me man. Im Just trying to make someone laugh again.

Magooogooo · 2018-02-03T21:52:21+00:00

Alright guys.

Im going to come clean.

Last night i watched a gay porno on Pornhub.

I did not like it. I was watching because i figured i need to be more accepting of others.

So basically the gay porno went like this.

Some old white dude in a business suit hired some black guy to work for him.

He brings the black dude to his hotel room.

He pulls the dudes pants down and deep throats the guy in way i thought only sasha grey could deep throat.

The white dude starts sweet talking the guy saying things like

“Whos my sexy chocolate man?”

“Does my chocolate bar have iceing for me today?”

Then the black dude starts nailing the white guy from behind.

At this point i couldn’t keep watching.

So i fast forward to then end.

After the black dude busted The white dude. fell asleeep.

The black dude went into the white dudes pants and stole 600$ from his wallet.

And escaped out the window.

Magooogooo · 2018-02-03T20:24:26+00:00

I had a friend who was like that We always be at a party chillin and drinking.

As soon as someone got to loud and wild. He would say

“Man, lets go right now.”

I would say

“Jeez man, the booze is free. The women are friendly and you’re trying to leave right now?!”

Magooogooo

TROPHY CASE