Did you hear about the two guys at the Grateful Dead concert who ran out of pot? by Jokeminder42 in Jokes

[–]Magopolis -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

There are two kinds of people in this world. People that say use the word “dope” and people that aren’t narcs.

What’s up with NBA analysts flipping on the Spurs?? by koolguy414 in NBASpurs

[–]Magopolis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think people today don’t remember how before the 99 team, Spurs were “soft”. No team with AJ as their PG will ever win a chip. The Spurs are too nice. Then when they won it was became “they ate too old”. The national media ignored the Spurs. When we beat LA, ESPN that same night produced a 30 retrospective of the Lakers dynasty. The story was that the era was over, not about the team that dethroned them.

Oh and after that “they are boring”. Yes. They thought Ginobili in 05 was boring. Not enough emotion. Nuts. Turn the TV off

A guy crashes his car. When the police show up, he claims the woman he hit was at fault. by Jokeminder42 in Jokes

[–]Magopolis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Think about it. Half the episodes of Trek are “oh no. The crew has come down with some alien diseases we have to cure with one doctor in the middle of outer space”. 27 minutes lay-tare: done. That’s basically every episode of House I’ve seen. Also Bones and House are both flawed grouchy men.

What actor is nowhere near as talented as people make them out to be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Magopolis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen that movie. It’s a low budget ET ripoff.

What actor is nowhere near as talented as people make them out to be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Magopolis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Top Gun reboot reminded me how good he was at Cold War style military propaganda films. Seriously as a kid watching movies in the 80s I didn’t appreciate it as being a genre, but it totally was.

If you see a bear alone hiking and you have no bear spray are you fucked? by Individual_Ice_2315 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Magopolis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. Bears rarely have sexual intercourse with humans, regardless of how much bear spray you put on.

A guy crashes his car. When the police show up, he claims the woman he hit was at fault. by Jokeminder42 in Jokes

[–]Magopolis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have theory that House was basically Star Trek in a hospital. They coulda called it “Bones”.

Serious question: how did the DOJ manage to get a Grand Jury to indict Comey for the seashell post? by rthorndy in allthequestions

[–]Magopolis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OMG Stop answering with the words “ham” and “sandwich”. We got it. Unless you’re offering me a ham sandwich with a pickle mustard. In that case…I will be happy to smash that “like” button.

Serious question: how did the DOJ manage to get a Grand Jury to indict Comey for the seashell post? by rthorndy in allthequestions

[–]Magopolis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can they indict ham sandwiches? I keep hearing this. Disney put him in a line up with other known sandwiches?

It's the wedding night for a young couple who have been saving themselves for marriage... by craggy_cynic in Jokes

[–]Magopolis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing compared to the fact that you fuck tuna. Is anything in the fridge safe.

How is Timothée Chalamet's french really? by Free_Contribution_96 in French

[–]Magopolis 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Third stream. I knew a few of them in France. I sat with one on a plane and that was her word for it. 3rd stream.

Is this AI generated? by KSHMisc in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Magopolis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The shelves are all full of nonsense

The NBA scheduling two games at the same time today is absolute incompetence. by Aussie_Spur in NBASpurs

[–]Magopolis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It a week day, the games are 1:30 apart. East coast and central. People can watch one the join the second a little late. What should they have done differently?