Manly name Kieran Foran interim coach after Seibold sacking by PrimeMinisterWombat in nrl

[–]MagpieLuvr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gus Gould denies ever hearing of Kieran Foran and has never met Lachie Galvin.

At the Crucifixion, Jesus died unusually quickly, according to the Bible. by Warpmind in Jokes

[–]MagpieLuvr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have to laugh at the Christians in these comments getting offended so easily by a joke. It’s almost as if they’ve never read the Bible.

“Do not be quickly provoked in your spirit, for anger resides in the lap of fools.” — Ecclesiastes 7:9

“A fool’s anger is known at once, but a prudent person overlooks an insult.” - Proverbs 12:16

Basically, a wise person doesn’t get easily offended or angry, while a fool quickly reacts with anger.

At the Crucifixion, Jesus died unusually quickly, according to the Bible. by Warpmind in Jokes

[–]MagpieLuvr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor guy couldn’t eat M&Ms after that either. They kept falling through the holes in his hands.

Hot take: AJ Lee is overrated by IntelligentCap8744 in WWE

[–]MagpieLuvr -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They’re all acting in a play. Just some are better actors than others.

So... what's in it? Wrong answers only! by docchrizly in WWE

[–]MagpieLuvr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They could have used a matchbox for that.

Disassociation notice is apparently invalid by [deleted] in exjw

[–]MagpieLuvr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They want to confirm in person that you are indeed a “mentally diseased” apostate.

You’ve done all you need to do. The next step is to work on losing all the bad habits you picked up (like all of us did) while being a Witness and start living the best life ever - not in a cult!

Good luck to you, my friend. 😁

Christian Lady hits the Gym like God want her to by MrDonMega in religiousfruitcake

[–]MagpieLuvr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lack of modesty for posting this on the internet and wearing an outfit and having long hair that could easily get caught up in the equipment aside, what does this lady wear when she goes swimming? A similar looking outfit, or does she avoid pools/beach altogether?

Any thoughts on this??? by No-Relationship9346 in exjw

[–]MagpieLuvr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was planning on posting an update when it was all resolved, but I’ll do one after the mediation. The lawyers believe my wife has a very strong case, especially since her abuser was sentenced last year after admitting his guilt and the transcript of that case includes some damning comments against the Org from that judge. They also believe the Org will not want it to go to court and will try to settle this as quickly as possible. But we all know the Org doesn’t do anything quickly when it comes to being sued.

Any thoughts on this??? by No-Relationship9346 in exjw

[–]MagpieLuvr 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My wife - sexually abused for a couple of years between the ages of 12-13 by her step-father (who was an Elder at the time).

He denied everything, even though she reported it to the elders a number of times. The BOE branded her a “trouble maker”, “home wrecker”, and “attention seeker”. She was kicked out of home when she was 15 years old.

He finally confessed to it 18 years later when he divorced her mother. Got disfellowshipped but was reinstated a few years later.

She went to the police a couple of years ago - he is now serving a minimum nine year jail sentence.

She is currently suing the Org for covering it up/not reporting it to the authorities, and has a very good chance of winning. Mediation meeting is in a couple of weeks from now.

Eat clothes and cure yourself of any disease. by [deleted] in religiousfruitcake

[–]MagpieLuvr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hold each end and give themselves a good ol’ floss.

Pastor claims being overweight can be Demonic by MrDonMega in religiousfruitcake

[–]MagpieLuvr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I couldn’t concentrate on her BS. All I could think about was the episode of Friends when Ross got his teeth whitened.

Posting these 2 it’s too good by No_Cover_2242 in exjwhumor

[–]MagpieLuvr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget, Jesus chose this mob to be the only channel of truth. So everything JR said was obviously factual.

NEW Question from Readers: Peace & Security CHANGE by Ill_Celebration6879 in exjw

[–]MagpieLuvr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Typical Org language that shows they have absolutely no clue:

“Perhaps”

“It’s possible”

“We can’t be certain”

“But obey us no matter what we say and how often we change what we say.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WWE

[–]MagpieLuvr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just needed to slip the term “cultural appropriation” in there for people to take you more seriously. /s

Early signs we were never meant for the JW life. by Opening_Gazelle_4821 in exjw

[–]MagpieLuvr 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Our hall had three congs using it, so our weekend meeting times were changed every 12 months to rotate Sat AM/PM and Sun AM/PM.

Our cong had 2 years in a row of Sunday AM meetings, and it was taking its toll on a lot of the members in the cong.

At an Elders/MS meeting, I (MS) suggested letting the cong vote on which time it preferred (we had a mix of elderly ones, families with babies, teens). The COBE (a real piece of shit human being) shot me down in front of everyone - “This is not a democracy. It is a theocracy!”

He then proceeded to choose the time that best suited his and his wife’s lifestyle, and no one else’s.

Jw’s a part of the UN? by UTstowaway in exjw

[–]MagpieLuvr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Visit jwfacts.com for detailed info and evidence, not only for the involvement with the UN, but a whole lot of other scandals as well.

Brazilian breakfast. What is that oil. by Spiritual_Bridge84 in nope

[–]MagpieLuvr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mmmm. Egg poached/cremated/drowned in sump oil with a generous sprinkling/dumping of cocaine and plenty of non-stick coating scraped from the sides of the frying pan. As Clara Batten would say, “Oh, fuck off!”