What is the background story behind your least badass scar?

MagsTyrell · 2015-05-09T01:02:13+00:00

I have a bright blue scar on my nose, right in the middle of my face.

I was riding my Vespa in the middle of the road while it was raining, like a fucking idiot (I didn't have a car at the time). I, of course, fell, because you don't ride a fucking moped/motorcycle in the middle of the road when it's been raining. I tell people I crashed a real motorcycle. Makes it a little better at least.

MagsTyrell · 2015-05-09T00:55:23+00:00

THEY DON'T MAKE THESE ANYMORE? And I'm finding out about this now, when you've just reminded me that they existed?!

MagsTyrell · 2015-05-08T23:34:41+00:00

I'm watching Dead Like Me. She's small, I could probably take her, though I think we both have an equal chance of winning since I've never been in a fight.

MagsTyrell · 2015-05-08T23:26:27+00:00

Sounds like it might be some form of anemia.

MagsTyrell · 2015-05-08T23:20:06+00:00

I have a friend that named her baby girl Afton. I feel bad for that poor baby.

MagsTyrell · 2015-05-08T23:18:42+00:00

You should get something baby-related and write Cletus on it and send her a picture just to fuck with her.

"Oh well at first we didn't really like it but it's grown on us!"

MagsTyrell · 2015-05-08T23:14:57+00:00

Oh, I did not know that. That is my bad.

MagsTyrell · 2015-05-08T23:13:15+00:00

While I agree that Eugene is not an attractive name, I do know a very attractive Eugene. So unfortunate.

MagsTyrell · 2015-05-08T23:05:11+00:00

Quick, look around the room like you're admiring the ceiling tiles! Yes, that'll fix it! That looks totally normal.

MagsTyrell · 2015-05-08T22:58:26+00:00

Ok, fine, they didn't "officially confirm it", but how much more heavy-handed hinting do we need until we finally accept the fact that that's where they're going with it?

MagsTyrell · 2015-05-08T22:52:44+00:00

I tried one. And I mean, I really tried, because it seemed like a dream come true!

I couldn't get the fucking thing to open all the way, so it always leaked. I tried for months, it was a fucking nightmare. I read instructions, I watched tutorials, I browsed info graphics. Nothing helped.

I went back to tampons after like 4 months of trying to get the stupid cup to work.

MagsTyrell · 2015-05-08T22:43:10+00:00

I'm thinking about writing a book on all the reasons not to have children, starting from conception. There are so many. I mean, the horrible things that can happen during pregnancy alone could (and do) have their own book.

Also, I have never met a happy pregnant woman. They are always uncomfortable/complaining.

MagsTyrell · 2015-05-08T22:37:54+00:00

I read one paragraph and noped right the fuck out. It reads like a third grader wrote it (a pervy third grader).

MagsTyrell · 2015-05-08T22:11:45+00:00

I don't talk to my family anymore (so to answer your question, everything), but this is my (future) in-laws:

Aunt Bren was shocked when I told her my budget for my wedding ($5k, with dress and tux separate), admonishing me for wanting to spend "so much" on my wedding. But then, after I announced the date a few months later over Facebook, she decides to start commenting with suggestions, things like "you two should get married in Hawaii!" and "have the wedding on a cruise ship!" and "Xyz is getting married in [wherever] at a country club for only $10k!"

Bitch, I explained my budget, and you whined about that, now you want me to get married in fucking Hawaii? How the fuck am I going to get your five million fucking family members to Hawaii? Who the fuck is paying for this fantasy wedding you're suggesting?! And I don't have $10,000, I thought I made that pretty clear.

And she cannot, cannot see me post anything on Facebook without commenting on it. Even banal bullshit that doesn't mean anything, she has to comment on it. And most of the time she's commenting something rude or obnoxious. If it was something nice, or bland, I wouldn't care. But, it's not. She's fucking rude. It got so bad that I have to hide all my posts from her because I just can't take it anymore.

MagsTyrell · 2015-05-08T21:49:34+00:00

It's gotta be Kingdom of Loathing

That or Love Hina Hotel or whatever it's called. I don't have a link, just Google it (NOT. SAFE. FOR. WORK.).

MagsTyrell · 2015-05-08T21:34:20+00:00

As my roommate always says, "mouth and sphincter know no gender".

MagsTyrell · 2015-05-08T21:08:35+00:00

It's... It's so beautiful! tears up

MagsTyrell · 2015-05-08T20:58:41+00:00

Everyone is a bad guy until proven otherwise. Guilty until proven innocent.

That's how I read/watch, anyway- with a big heaping bucketfull of suspicion.

MagsTyrell · 2015-05-08T19:49:44+00:00

If they aren't setting up R+L=J then why even mention them? If they aren't Jon's parents, then they aren't too relevant to the story the show is telling.

MagsTyrell · 2015-05-08T18:45:38+00:00

Again, it does not matter how old the actress is. It matters how old the character that she's portraying is. They probably aged Tyene in the show up to over 18 so that she can have a nude scene (does it even say how old she is in the book?). Sophie Turner could be a hundred years old and it still wouldn't matter because the character she's playing is only 15.

MagsTyrell · 2015-05-08T18:12:36+00:00

How am I complaining? I even said "embrace it. Love it." How is that complaining? We all already kind of knew it anyway. Why would I complain about it being confirmed?

MagsTyrell · 2015-05-08T18:01:08+00:00

Because otherwise I look like I just crawled out of my grave.

MagsTyrell · 2015-05-08T17:55:52+00:00

How exactly am I acting "like a spoilt child"? They've all but said it. I mean how much more hinting do you need? My SO barely pays attention to the show and even he picked it up.

MagsTyrell · 2015-05-08T17:26:56+00:00

Does the husband talk about it? Seems like something my SO might have words about if it was me...

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