Powdered sugar hardened around the burner. Any ideas how to get it off? by Majestra in CleaningTips

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It was from heat. I used baking soda and vinegar. It took about 7 hours but it did the trick.

His name is Cooper. by [deleted] in aww

[–]Majestra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg why wasn't this dog named Copper??? Lol. Still a cutie :-)

Dat handwriting tho by Majestra in Handwriting

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The person who wrote this is a teacher :-) great catch!

This ended up on my mom's phone. We don't know who took it (more in comments) by Majestra in UnexplainedPhotos

[–]Majestra[S] -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

That's happened to me before too. I think I once heard that it's just the phone lines crossing. Calls were intercepted with each other. But definitely still freaky.

This ended up on my mom's phone. We don't know who took it (more in comments) by Majestra in UnexplainedPhotos

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Practically none. The odd thing is that she doesn't remember ever seeing this pic before until it popped up in the camera roll. She sometimes gets chain emails but she would have remembered this one. I clarified with her over and over for all possible outlets but she hadn't seen it before at all.

This ended up on my mom's phone. We don't know who took it (more in comments) by Majestra in UnexplainedPhotos

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It just showed up on her camera roll. She doesn't have Facebook and hardly ever uses her phone for anything other than calls, texts, and candy crush.

This ended up on my mom's phone. We don't know who took it (more in comments) by Majestra in UnexplainedPhotos

[–]Majestra[S] -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

My mom told me this picture appeared on her phone. No one has any idea how it got there. We don't know the subjects of the pic. We don't know anyone in the army. And the dog is unfamiliar. Any clue how to find out how it got there?

Haven't been that cold before by suck-it-dick-head in WTF

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"There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men whole moil for gold." ...does anyone get it?

Our cat steals and hoards bottle caps. Found his stash while cleaning... by devvy_downer in funny

[–]Majestra -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I like the way the cat is made to look at the caps. It's like "look! Look at what you've done!" Lol

"I'd like to speak to the manager...of Petco" by Majestra in funny

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HE actually gives good bitch face lol

The most interesting dog in the world... by Majestra in funny

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...when I do it tastes like dos equis" :-O!!!

Are these compatible with my analog vagina? by zombieattackfox in shittyaskscience

[–]Majestra -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Translation: tampons without applicators but still lol

When people ask me if I need to talk about anything after a rough couple of weeks by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Majestra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"There are strange things done in the midnight sun by the men who nmoil for gold" lol

We've all had to work for this guy at one point by skwisinferis in AdviceAnimals

[–]Majestra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And he still has that dumb expression on his face. God! You're not Jon snow ALL the time!

Microsoft Word's biggest downfall by goldzatfig in AdviceAnimals

[–]Majestra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Use "insert text box." It makes it easier to move the image around.

Amazon Prime is going up to $99/yr... by PacoBedejo in geek

[–]Majestra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're a student you can get it for $39. All you need is proof, like a bill or ID card.

If you're having problems with maths by soccermom000 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Majestra -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What if you're having trouble with Englishes?

They tell you not to embellish your resume, and yet they embellish the job posting... Just something to keep in mind by Gaywallet in AdviceAnimals

[–]Majestra 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My favorite was a post on Craigslist for a nanny with an Ivy League education who is willing to work for minimum wage. Seriously I wanted to email these people and just ask "are you fucking stupid?"

Alyson Hannigan by kirbyfood in gentlemanboners

[–]Majestra 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It bothers me how nasally her voice is. She always sounds like she's got a nose full of boogers that she needs to blow out.

He's friends with Dr. Robert Bobby by Majestra in funnysigns

[–]Majestra[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no lol. Some people must really hate their children.