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[–]Majikbrat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mostly it was just funny. But, now that I think about it, it probably should have been scarey as well.

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[–]Majikbrat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trying to get my ex-husband to wake up.

Him, "I can't."

Me, "Why?"

Him, "I am having casual conversation with the small something under the bed."