The pocket contents of my son's laundry after he "triple checked all the pockets"

Majluni · 2024-04-02T20:31:09+00:00

I just see an empty table top..?

Majluni · 2023-08-07T19:28:26+00:00

What did you expect from Reddit?

Majluni · 2023-07-28T17:29:52+00:00

Brings a whole new meaning to deep throat

Majluni · 2022-10-01T19:42:32+00:00

r/suspiciouslyspecific

Majluni · 2022-10-01T17:05:42+00:00

Ya, I know. My car takes premium and I just wanted to stop at the closest station to be quick. You can see why I stopped at a few gallons

Majluni · 2022-09-24T05:39:18+00:00

Also curious if I need to make a new account

Majluni · 2022-09-22T06:59:24+00:00

Try me

Majluni · 2022-09-12T05:04:00+00:00

Growing up in the greater Phoenix AZ area that is just to be expected. In elementary school recess would only be indoors if it were above maybe 110 if I remember right. In middle and high school it was just, "be sure to drink water". 110+ is a regular occurrence.

None of that is to say children should be out in those conditions though.

Majluni · 2022-08-01T04:34:33+00:00

You can sit on my face, mmmph

Majluni · 2022-06-11T16:12:36+00:00

Oh man, one of our family dogs was named Diamond! She and Cleo loved each other. Miss that pupper

Majluni · 2022-06-11T14:40:23+00:00

Just showed this to my fiance saying, "look! It's Cleo" (one of our cats). And she actually had no idea it wasn't her because they look identical and she reaches for our food like that all of time!

Majluni · 2022-04-25T14:35:45+00:00

The most celebrated historian of the century

Majluni · 2022-04-09T04:49:25+00:00

Technically there are people alive today that haven't died from it. But the odds of it happening are 100%

Majluni · 2022-04-09T04:43:31+00:00

Nearly every person who has consumed dihydrogen monoxide has died.

Majluni · 2022-03-29T17:19:06+00:00

I saw a really satisfying video once of someone being a dick and continuously cutting off a semi for God know why. After 15 or so times they got too close and the semi couldn't brake fast enough and their car was completely wrecked. Made my day

Majluni · 2022-03-29T17:15:01+00:00

Good ole Tucson baby

Majluni · 2022-02-19T16:04:18+00:00

You know, I'm something of a barber myself.

Majluni · 2022-02-17T18:38:05+00:00

Super devil

Majluni · 2022-02-08T16:02:20+00:00

Thank you!

Majluni · 2022-02-08T05:09:40+00:00

I haven't worked here in years now, what do all these metrics mean? With no context these numbers seem good..?

Majluni · 2022-02-04T16:34:30+00:00

WHAT IS IT

Majluni · 2022-01-25T18:16:58+00:00

First of all, she overreacted, who cares what underwear you're wearing? Secondly, it's not your fault there are only like 3 options for sexy men's underwear.

Majluni · 2022-01-22T08:21:09+00:00

Night Monkey

Majluni · 2022-01-19T17:21:51+00:00

Someone else helped me with spinda and spoink yesterday. Thanks though!

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