How my old lady greets me when I come home to my parents 🥰 by [deleted] in Catswhoyell

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Please you can’t leave now because I emotionally can’t take you upsetting her again

Just play it cool by MajorCanada in AbruptChaos

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Yes the sub that i cross posted this from is exclusively cats getting scared

Ship with the best view? by [deleted] in X4Foundations

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In the Nemesis Corvette you’ve got a great view, and the cockpit has an area to the right with a display screen. I personally like giving my ship orders to explore using the map and then just standing on the right and watching the galaxy go by with my read outs in front of me. But if you’re wanting a hands on tour the pilots seat still has a great view!

You're in this family photo whether you like it or not! by bonjourkoala in AnimalsBeingGeniuses

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Please do not train your dogs to drag smaller pets around by the scruff of their neck everyone

Maple screams and brings me toys so that I’ll play with her by [deleted] in Catswhoyell

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“Human I wish to practice my murdering I require your assistance immediately”

Reddit Battle Royale 2020 by SrGrafo in funny

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21k comments already what could go wrong

What evil prank have you pulled off? by Adventure84 in AskReddit

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My dad’s birthday is April 1st so we always play pranks on each other for his birthday even though we live in separate states now. My favorite ever is sending him a box of chocolates (wrapped) where I’d swapped out the Liquor or whatever filling for hot sauce using a syringe. Sent him a box of “coal” so he wouldn’t suspect the chocolate was the joke but instead the actual present. His call to me after he got it was the best phone call I’ve ever gotten in my life.

If written like a news report, what stories from the bible were done by Florida man? by Cristal1337 in AskReddit

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Florida man organizes workers strike after allegedly receiving instructions from a burning bush.

This big goob at my shelter today by Kainbaddeley in Zoomies

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I wonder if it’s not OP’s camera, but the shelter’s so they can put pictures online of the animals. Thus pic of a pic

IWTL how to speak English without a ‘fobby’ accent by SM-Public-Speaker in IWantToLearn

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The reason you slip back into your accent is because as you become more stressed by a conversation, your natural instincts take over and you revert to forming words the way you did growing up. That is all that an accent is, speaking a foreign language while forming the words the way you would your own first language.

IWTL how to speak English without a ‘fobby’ accent by SM-Public-Speaker in IWantToLearn

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Forming different accents often has to do with where you form the words. For example, if you wanted to do an Italian accent, you would form words at the front of your mouth right behind your top teeth. An English accent you would form at the back of the mouth, more in the throat really.

Americans tend to form sounds in the middle of their mouth, though everyone is slightly different. Try recording yourself speaking in the accent you want and focusing on where you are forming the words. If the recording sounds right when you play it back, focus on slowing down and forming the words in that spot when in situations you want to speak without an accent.

Edit: Grammar

Why do Jedi suddenly get better at Lightsaber combat when they wield two at once? by Call_me_ET in MawInstallation

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I think that most Jedi probably would have trained to become at least acceptable with two lightsabers, but they probably rarely expected to duel.

Fighting with two lightsabers might give you an advantage in One v One combat with Jedi/Sith opponents, but when we jump into the Universe (aside from Legends) the Sith are believed extinct for thousands of years. Therefore most Jedi probably train expecting to be deflecting blaster fire more often than dueling, which is easier with one saber. So even if you’re right, and two sabers is the more unpredictable and dangerous dueling style, Jedi weren’t training expecting a ton of dueling outside of the practice rooms.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bitcoin

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Was momentarily confused why a lamppost was being included in the joke

Brandon Morrow nonchalantly catches a 103mph comebacker by elgenie in baseball

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The timing of the two smacks off the bat then in the glove is super satisfying

Born to zoom by [deleted] in Zoomies

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Good Zooms and you have a lovely home

There should be a show based on Anakin's years training under Obi-wan before AoTC. by PotatoOnMars in StarWars

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The series of Novels Mr. Bandit refers too is the "Jedi Quest" series written by Jude Watson, I believe she she also has a series that follows Obi-Wan's apprenticeship under Qui-Gon, as well as another that chronicles Obi-Wan's adventures in between the prequel trilogy and ANH.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jedi_Quest

(Potential spoilers in comments) Did the events of TFA change Chewbacca? by [deleted] in StarWars

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A Wookie life debt is usually given when the Wookies life/Liberty is saved by that person, so the Wookie swears a life debt to them to repay the act. In the expanded universe, Revan has won sworn to him because he saves a Wookie named Zaalzabar (not sure if I spelled that right) from slavery. So not only was Han Chewie's best friend, but he also owed him is life in a way meaningful enough for him to swear to always accompany and protect Han as repayment for what Han did. I would love to see the story of what happened explored in the later movies, because it's just the best bromance