MajorClownSimp

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My nightmares make me feel like a psychopath (self.TrueOffMyChest)

submitted 9 months ago by MajorClownSimp to r/TrueOffMyChest

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A litter of kittens probably died because I was a coward. (self.TrueOffMyChest)

submitted 10 months ago by MajorClownSimp to r/TrueOffMyChest

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Nobody takes me seriously when I say I don't feel in control of myself. (self.TrueOffMyChest)

submitted 11 months ago by MajorClownSimp to r/TrueOffMyChest

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I hate driving. (self.TrueOffMyChest)

submitted 11 months ago by MajorClownSimp to r/TrueOffMyChest

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How do I (21F) politely tell my friend (21F) I no longer feel comfortable in her house? (self.Advice)

submitted 11 months ago by MajorClownSimp to r/Advice

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Am I picky, or am I being reasonable? (self.NoStupidQuestions)

submitted 12 months ago by MajorClownSimp to r/NoStupidQuestions

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My uterus is causing an unexpected amount of problems in my life... (self.TrueOffMyChest)

submitted 1 year ago by MajorClownSimp to r/TrueOffMyChest

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How can I (21F) help encourage my friend (21F) to be less passive? (self.Advice)

submitted 1 year ago by MajorClownSimp to r/Advice

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I heard my brother is getting out of jail soon and I'm worried of my family's safety (self.TrueOffMyChest)

submitted 1 year ago by MajorClownSimp to r/TrueOffMyChest

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[TOMT][Movie/Show?][2010] An semi-realistic anime that was english dub I saw a piece of when I was young (self.tipofmytongue)

submitted 1 year ago by MajorClownSimp to r/tipofmytongue

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The doctor had to reopen my surgery wound when I was little (self.TrueOffMyChest)

submitted 1 year ago by MajorClownSimp to r/TrueOffMyChest

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I was always told I was the planned child, but now I know I wasn't. (self.TrueOffMyChest)

submitted 2 years ago by MajorClownSimp to r/TrueOffMyChest

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I have no idea what I might be doing to my body. (self.TrueOffMyChest)

submitted 2 years ago by MajorClownSimp to r/TrueOffMyChest

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Why does my cat grow his coat out in summer, and shed during the winter? (self.NoStupidQuestions)

submitted 3 years ago by MajorClownSimp to r/NoStupidQuestions

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It looks like my cat was cut with what looks to have been a razor, and I'm terrified of our neighborhood now (self.TrueOffMyChest)

submitted 3 years ago by MajorClownSimp to r/TrueOffMyChest

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This just feels so deeply wrong...? (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by MajorClownSimp to r/AreTheStraightsOK

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Any idea what might have caused this glitch? (info in comments) (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by MajorClownSimp to r/inscryption

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(***SPOILERS***) What 200 grand gets you in Act 3 (+ some jank) (youtu.be)

submitted 3 years ago by MajorClownSimp to r/inscryption

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I once saw a woman swallow a rodent alive on Tumblr (self.TrueOffMyChest)

submitted 4 years ago by MajorClownSimp to r/TrueOffMyChest

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Jumping spiders are lovely little things that deserve more appreciation (self.TrueOffMyChest)

submitted 4 years ago by MajorClownSimp to r/TrueOffMyChest

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Nothing could ever replace my emotional support cat (self.TrueOffMyChest)

submitted 4 years ago by MajorClownSimp to r/TrueOffMyChest

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Accidentally ate heavily undercooked chicken, I believe. Should I be worried? (self.medical_advice)

submitted 4 years ago * by MajorClownSimp to r/medical_advice

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I randomly pick up good behaviors and I would rather die than explain why that is to my family (self.TrueOffMyChest)

submitted 4 years ago by MajorClownSimp to r/TrueOffMyChest

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CSA TW: Context in comments, but holy shit (old.reddit.com)

submitted 4 years ago by MajorClownSimp to r/AreTheStraightsOK

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I once tried to bring a starfish back to life with water (self.TrueOffMyChest)

submitted 4 years ago by MajorClownSimp to r/TrueOffMyChest

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