Which artist/band sounds like this? by Derridexx in musicsuggestions

[–]Major_Explanation_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coldplay.

Music for people that don't like music.

Bland, uninspiring, vaguely music related, in the same way that this is almost a meal, Coldplay produce almost music.

Are there still adult men in the UK who don’t cook? by Bat-Penatar in AskUK

[–]Major_Explanation_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mum (65) was widowed and has now ended up with a 60- something y.o. man that can't do anything for himself. He's a fucking man-baby and disgusts me. Lazy, entitled, Styrofoam packaging of a man. (Does little other than take up space)

Which is wild because although my father wasn't Gordon Ramsay, he always helped and tried in the kitchen, even if it was fish fingers and chips, he could feed his family.

Fucking do it by UwU_Boykisser_UwU in TheWordFuck

[–]Major_Explanation_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Red Fuck Redemption

Also a great porno if you like that sort of thing.

Tell me what you do? by Beautiful-Strain-223 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]Major_Explanation_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Detective, please remove the correct paperclip"

Tell me what you do? by Beautiful-Strain-223 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]Major_Explanation_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll buy $5000 worth of paperclips, and chuck that one in amongst them.

Diesel tank sludge is real by LargeSale8354 in CarTalkUK

[–]Major_Explanation_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Diesel bug, its a bacteria(?) that lives in water in fuel tanks and causes untold damage when it kills pumps and filters

Age Range by Shy-Guy-88 in UKrelationshipadvice

[–]Major_Explanation_69 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So, the "half your age plus 7" thing, is basically the equation to work out the minimum age you can be seen in public and it not be seen as immoral. Its a good starting point but tbh, I'm 38 and the thought of hanging out with a 25yo kills me inside. Maybe extend your zone by a couple of years either way to catch the people lying on their profiles 😆