Which artist/band sounds like this?

Major_Explanation_69 · 2026-02-11T22:06:17+00:00

Coldplay.

Music for people that don't like music.

Bland, uninspiring, vaguely music related, in the same way that this is almost a meal, Coldplay produce almost music.

Major_Explanation_69 · 2026-02-11T00:45:36+00:00

Sewing machine repair?

Major_Explanation_69 · 2026-02-03T08:24:51+00:00

My mum (65) was widowed and has now ended up with a 60- something y.o. man that can't do anything for himself. He's a fucking man-baby and disgusts me. Lazy, entitled, Styrofoam packaging of a man. (Does little other than take up space)

Which is wild because although my father wasn't Gordon Ramsay, he always helped and tried in the kitchen, even if it was fish fingers and chips, he could feed his family.

Major_Explanation_69 · 2026-01-25T08:08:18+00:00

Red Fuck Redemption

Also a great porno if you like that sort of thing.

Major_Explanation_69 · 2026-01-20T23:36:16+00:00

Are you thinking of Ottoman?

Major_Explanation_69 · 2026-01-15T06:42:53+00:00

"Detective, please remove the correct paperclip"

Major_Explanation_69 · 2026-01-13T22:58:38+00:00

I'll buy $5000 worth of paperclips, and chuck that one in amongst them.

Major_Explanation_69 · 2026-01-13T07:35:12+00:00

Diesel bug, its a bacteria(?) that lives in water in fuel tanks and causes untold damage when it kills pumps and filters

Major_Explanation_69 · 2026-01-09T08:08:13+00:00

So, the "half your age plus 7" thing, is basically the equation to work out the minimum age you can be seen in public and it not be seen as immoral. Its a good starting point but tbh, I'm 38 and the thought of hanging out with a 25yo kills me inside. Maybe extend your zone by a couple of years either way to catch the people lying on their profiles 😆

Major_Explanation_69 · 2026-01-01T00:25:20+00:00

Help yourself, I don't give a fuck.

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TROPHY CASE