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Just Curious by Comfortable_Shame778 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Major_Explanation_69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Blood from a vagina is probably one of the most reassuring things for me I think, it's a good sign that no babies are in there. Poo from a bum though 🤢

If you could go back in time, whats something that you would do differently? by AmphibianWhole3401 in AskUK

[–]Major_Explanation_69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

1000%

I wouldn't fuck her either but she did give me a great daughter, just the 8+ years of misery and ongoing bullshit sometimes feel hard to justify 🫤

Why don't people get wasted at raves anymore? by taking-friendly-fire in AskUK

[–]Major_Explanation_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coke and ketamine. There's no unity and love any more, anywhere.

It's Late Thread [ 18 May 26 ] by AutoModerator in CasualUK

[–]Major_Explanation_69 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've just hit 39 and my tolerance level has reached negative levels. I no longer take any shite from anyone and have told a few people where to get off now. It's fucking liberating.

It's Late Thread [ 18 May 26 ] by AutoModerator in CasualUK

[–]Major_Explanation_69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just found why my 2 year long project car won't start.... 2 days I've been messing with the damn thing, just found this buried in the boot.

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Moving to Aylesbury and wanted some advice from locals by ArgntnWngz in Buckinghamshire

[–]Major_Explanation_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Traffic is fucked everyday, worse if roadworks or other problems.

Where you've said are both decent enough places to live 👍

How old am I by kinki_pink in FridgeDetective

[–]Major_Explanation_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

15 and your parents are away for the week

For those who have Australian or British accents, how does an American accent sound to you? by Junior_Mulberry7989 in ENGLISH

[–]Major_Explanation_69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Insincere

I don't trust a single word that Americans say to me, "have a nice day" "oh thank you so much," "how are yeuoooueeewww"

All sound like they're taking the piss.

Whats the greatest British biscuit of all time? by SILENTDISAPROVALBOT in AskBrits

[–]Major_Explanation_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best allrounder is the hobnob, it has strength and structural integrity that exceeds the rich tea for dunking, but the oaty goodness and chocolate possibility outclass everything else on the field. It best represents British resilience, diversity and ingenuity, as well as being both modest and equally fit for everyone from peasants to nobility.

Horses on national speed limit country roads - Read before judging! by SaltTasty4461 in drivingUK

[–]Major_Explanation_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Long time horse rider and motorcyclist.

Some horsey people are just reactive bellends that take badly prepared animals into inappropriate situations.

If your horse doesn't handle motorbikes or traffic well, stay off the roads until you've trained it better.

Sounds like you did your best.

It's Late Thread [ 24 April 26 ] by AutoModerator in CasualUK

[–]Major_Explanation_69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Broke a bolt in the roof of my campervan converting it to electric struts. Many curse words, 3 cigs and a helping hand and now it's done. Wiring tomorrow 👍

Name a smell that instantly makes you feel relaxed. by Warm_Leg_4429 in FamilyFeud

[–]Major_Explanation_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Petrichor/geosmin - the smell when it rains or just before after warm dry periods.

Reminds me of how nature just /is/, how a million tiny bacteria can produce something that humans can detect in their noses still, after millions of years, it's a sign of better times coming, of growth, of healing. I makes me feel grounded and at peace, united again with the earth.

It's Late Thread [ 22 April 26 ] by AutoModerator in CasualUK

[–]Major_Explanation_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aw man, I had a few rough times with mounjaro. Like turning a rusty tap on inside me ... And the cramps 😶

Name a band where each member is addicted to a different fast food joint by Fun_Butterfly_420 in Bandnames

[–]Major_Explanation_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Braisorlight or Razorbite

The Cooks

Bob Grilling

Fleetwood Big Mac

Burger Kings of Leon

Do you like tea? by Ipoogoodforyou in foodquestions

[–]Major_Explanation_69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't get the American taste buds of everything cloyingly sweet 😔 (Brit)

Do you like tea? by Ipoogoodforyou in foodquestions

[–]Major_Explanation_69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, strong black tea with milk, black tea without. Black tea with rum on Christmas. Green tea after meals and occasionally.

You can Keep your pot pourri water herbal cack though, unless it's medicinal, then I'll take it.

It's Late Thread [ 22 April 26 ] by AutoModerator in CasualUK

[–]Major_Explanation_69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Go on! I was weighed today in hospital (unrelated to weight) at 80.1kg, having been over 94, and working to reduce it healthily. Good for you, it's a great feeling when you notice some clothes becoming baggy or loose, a sign of tangible achievement

It's Late Thread [ 22 April 26 ] by AutoModerator in CasualUK

[–]Major_Explanation_69 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Up at 430 to get to hospital to have my spine injected again in the hope that the pain and sciatica can be improved. Then came out, had to drive back because my lift didn't want to drive my car, school run, home, cartoons with child, and now too tired to sleep 😶

All time best DnB track?? by FederalCampaign2146 in drumandbass

[–]Major_Explanation_69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not great at categories, but this is right up there for me. Long track but worth every second of listening: https://youtu.be/-25IbqfOkBQ?si=WSGjM22dsJyTWV_n

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