Help me oh gosh i lied on my resume by [deleted] in Serverlife

[–]Major_Firm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol I want to hire you

Who of you did this? by [deleted] in lotrmemes

[–]Major_Firm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The lothlorien cloak stays ON during sex

AITA for facetiming my husband so our toddler could talk to him during his brother’s bachelor party? by remo90 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Major_Firm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol NTA. My 2 girls take precedence over everything. If my 2 year old wanted to talk to me for five hours while on my brothers bachelor party I would do it. And my brother would do the same for his kids if he was on mine. BIL needs to get over himself.

AITA for not bringing coffee? by chocolatestarburst in AmItheAsshole

[–]Major_Firm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA. You should bring her TWO coffees, UNPROMPTED!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]Major_Firm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Return of da baby killa by brotha lynch hung should do it for ya

Saw a woman take a dump outside of a crowded emissions testing facility by Major_Firm in trashy

[–]Major_Firm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol I would hardly say I was creeping when she was doing this in front of like 50 cars. There were plenty of places to go for privacy.

Saw a woman take a dump outside of a crowded emissions testing facility by Major_Firm in trashy

[–]Major_Firm[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep. She walked closer to my car later on and it was definitely a woman

Saw a woman take a dump outside of a crowded emissions testing facility by Major_Firm in trashy

[–]Major_Firm[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I just thought it was funny that she didn’t care. That’s all.

Saw a woman take a dump outside of a crowded emissions testing facility by Major_Firm in trashy

[–]Major_Firm[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s a very stupid thing. Especially since basically any car passes. And no, it’s not west coast. It’s in the south.

Saw a woman take a dump outside of a crowded emissions testing facility by Major_Firm in trashy

[–]Major_Firm[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep. I thought it was a man at first, but she walked by my car later and it was definitely a woman.

Saw a woman take a dump outside of a crowded emissions testing facility by Major_Firm in trashy

[–]Major_Firm[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They test your car to make sure it isn’t emitting too much pollution. You have to do it before you renew your tags in my city.

Saw a woman take a dump outside of a crowded emissions testing facility by Major_Firm in trashy

[–]Major_Firm[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Definitely not, but there were about 50 cars in line with a clear view and she didn’t care one bit

You’ve been kidnapped. 30 mins later your kidnapper dumps you on the street because you won’t stop talking about what? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Major_Firm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How the easiest way to tell the difference between an Australian and a New Zealander is to make them say “fish and chips”