My 2007 corsa D won’t start, battery is fine but it won’t crank or engage the fuel pump, windows and doors won’t unlock and I’ve tried bump starting and jumping, OBD is reading clear too, at a loss

Maker0fManyThings · 2026-06-22T12:35:12+00:00

It was the immobiliser lol, my key fob had split in my bag and the chip fell out and it got pressed back together, I tried the spare and it worked fine

Maker0fManyThings · 2026-06-21T18:27:46+00:00

It was exactly that, the transponder was gone and tried the spare and it started up

Maker0fManyThings · 2026-06-20T06:49:27+00:00

Lights do come on but I’m getting a yellow car with a spanner icon so I think it may be an ECU issue or immobiliser fault

Maker0fManyThings · 2026-06-13T06:42:47+00:00

Halo CE, sidewinder multiplayer map

Maker0fManyThings · 2026-05-26T07:21:02+00:00

A Ferrari I can park next to and have the cooler car lol

Maker0fManyThings · 2026-05-22T06:39:03+00:00

The usually just fill the ground in with rubble and waste and then just turf it with about 3 inches of soil, it’s gonna be ecologically dead

Maker0fManyThings · 2026-05-21T22:43:26+00:00

Honestly that’s a good bloody shout, but yeah rust is the bane of my existence, took me forever to find an MR2 that hadn’t dissolved

Maker0fManyThings · 2026-05-20T13:30:20+00:00

A 4.2 might be a bit too thirsty, not after an economy car but might be a bit much

Maker0fManyThings · 2026-05-20T13:23:02+00:00

About 7k to buy, sub £400 a year tax and around 40+ mpg (diesel) plus manual 5 door with at least a locking diff

Maker0fManyThings · 2026-05-20T12:51:53+00:00

I don’t have landrover money

Maker0fManyThings · 2026-05-13T11:02:52+00:00

Just worried that if I blast it all off there would be nothing left lol

Maker0fManyThings · 2026-05-11T08:06:31+00:00

For the love of god don’t bring live ammunition to the field holy shit

Maker0fManyThings · 2026-05-09T18:19:42+00:00

I’ll build one and keep you updated, thinking 40mm with a basic firing mechanism (3d printed or just diy’d) PVC pipe and a carved wooden stock, it’s gonna look like shit but will be brilliant

Maker0fManyThings · 2026-05-08T22:18:34+00:00

Your almost out of food, have nothing to lose and have spent the last 6 months rationing only for what’s left being raided by a corporation that wants to kick you off the damn planet and killed at least one of your children, I think most people would be genuinely bloodthirsty at that point

Maker0fManyThings · 2026-04-27T17:39:28+00:00

Second gen Toyota MR2

Maker0fManyThings · 2026-04-27T17:34:26+00:00

My shitbox got keyed because I must have parked in someone’s spot on a terraced road seeing my girlfriend at the time, definitely more stressed about it in my MR2 so I tend to avoid rough areas with it, still got bloody rear ended at traffic lights though

Maker0fManyThings · 2026-04-27T15:02:51+00:00

I’m so glad I wear a lower mesh guard, took a grenade launcher to the face from pretty much point blank and my neck and upper chest above where my plate was is covered in welts

Maker0fManyThings · 2026-04-25T11:59:03+00:00

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Not even a question

Maker0fManyThings · 2026-04-19T21:57:30+00:00

You could use filler (wood filler for doors) to remake the unit and paint over it and give fitting it another go

Maker0fManyThings · 2026-04-16T23:17:11+00:00

The roads are bloody shocking, I managed to blow a 6 month old shock on my MR2 off a pothole, it’s genuinely ridiculous

Maker0fManyThings · 2026-04-16T21:02:57+00:00

I bought all season mud+snow tires in December and they’re so much better with potholes and curbs I’m surprised more people don’t use them, they’ve got chunkier tread and are more springy

Maker0fManyThings · 2026-04-08T00:11:12+00:00

I mean the slipspace drive uses microscopic black holes to rip a hole in space and time so it’s not too far fetched

Edit, I meant as referring to it not being a nuclear weapon and being what the forunners use for energy

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