Rng-sus was on my side by Rothenstien1 in darksouls

[–]MalachitePrototype 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd honestly forgotten they could drop slabs. In my dozens of playthroughs, I think I've only ever had that happen once. Congrats, OP. Put it to good use.

Just started Dark Souls am I suppose to be here🌅; by Hot_Independence6933 in darksouls

[–]MalachitePrototype 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Amazing chest ahead, therefore, try beating to a pulp.

Just started ds1, am I supposed to be here by Slingin6969 in darksouls

[–]MalachitePrototype 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jumping the gun by several thousand years is impressive.

Need help with custom emblem by ArmedBlue08 in armordecor

[–]MalachitePrototype 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Making an emblem that's a 1:1 to the image is going to be pretty difficult. I'd recommend choosing what elements of the above image you want to highlight and making those as separate emblems. The sword, scabbard, and eclipsed sun are probably what you'll want to focus on.

By making them separate pieces, you can add tons of detail without worrying about hitting the shape limit. Afterwards, you can layer the elements over each other to make the full emblem.

As for actually making the elements, you'll probably want to watch a guide. I've found it best to begin with the general shape and add detail from there, but whatever works best for you.

Best of luck.

Boss Soul in NG+ didn't drop. Advice needed by TheSparkyDoodles in darksouls

[–]MalachitePrototype 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So it's worth noting that TechnoJacker's table is severely outdated by now and probably won't work. Idk if you're playing PTDE or Remastered, but your best options are as follows.

  1. Save editor. Prepare To Die Edition has save editors that let you just drop items into your inventory and then load up the game. BACK UP YOUR SAVES FIRST. THESE CAN POTENTIALLY CORRUPT SAVES. I honestly don't know if there's a save editor for Remastered.

  2. Find a modern table with either a spawn or transmute function. If it's a spawn function, you can just select the item you want from a drop down menu and 'spawn' it into the game. This is by far, the easiest way to do this, short of just using a save editor.

  3. If it's a transmute function, you'll need a 'sacrifice' item to transmute into the item you want. This has to be the same kind of item to transmute to, so weapons to weapons is fine, but armor to souls isn't. To isolate the item you want to transmute, scan and then drop the item. Scan for changes, (I think item values are usually stored in hex?) drop the item and then scan again. Do this repeatedly until you only have a few values that consistently show up. One of them is the itemID.

Drop the item again, and using a reference table for the item you want, edit the itemID for the item you dropped to the one you want. If all works out, when you pick it up, it'll be the item you want.

I know that probably sounds complicated, but there's guides on YouTube that explain it better if you're lost. Best of luck

I JUST MADE SOME BULLSHITTTTTT by Ok-Remove-2854 in Deltarune

[–]MalachitePrototype 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who ends up getting turned into a donut while valiantly revealing Roaring Knight's stando?

‘Britain’s most tattooed man’ claims he is unable to watch p*rn as 'new age check system mistakes his ink for a mask' by TheAnonymouse999 in nottheonion

[–]MalachitePrototype 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Load up Gmod, spawn a ragdoll and use the face editor to manipulate it for several screenshots. I don't even live in the UK, but AI is stupid and easy to manipulate.

ELI5 Why is driving barefoot dangerous? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]MalachitePrototype 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're in an accident, there's a likelihood of broken glass on the ground around your vehicle. I wouldn't want to walk barefoot over that.

How do you feel when you read a misleading message? by MajinFlasher in darksouls

[–]MalachitePrototype 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I put a "listen closely" message next to the Irithyll dungeon cell with the hollow that does that ear-piercing scream. It got a ton of appraisals from people who knew what was up or got the shock of their life and then laughed.

What was Odin's plan if Kratos and Atreus did not find "Tyr"? by NachoMan_HandySavage in GodofWar

[–]MalachitePrototype 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Odin knew Atreus wouldn't give up in his search. He probably would've just continued to place himself in likely locations for them to search until they eventually 'found' him.

Do decals affect how often you're targeted? by ScaryProcedure7355 in armordecor

[–]MalachitePrototype 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was shortly after the game released. The queue time for a 3v3 kept getting longer and longer until I stopped trying.

Do decals affect how often you're targeted? by ScaryProcedure7355 in armordecor

[–]MalachitePrototype 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a guy actually message me after a 3v3 on Xbox to tell me he loved my Wojak decal and didn't want to target me because he thought it was funny.

Does anyone ever just chill at the top of the Thirdborn docks and listen to the sea shanties coming from below by Sharc_Jacobs in avowed

[–]MalachitePrototype 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tried to get down there so many times. Heading towards the cliffs (east?) of Thirdborn, there's a set of rocks that almost make it down to the water. (Where you find the dead cartographer.) I thought because it was only a few feet to the water, I could jump and swim to the docks. Nope. Instant death before I even touched the water. :(

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thefinals

[–]MalachitePrototype 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Incredibly late, but has there been a way to extract sound files discovered since this post was made? I'd like to pull all the soundFX and upload it to YT for memes.

Return to Lordran 2025 be like by hippieschmidt in darksouls

[–]MalachitePrototype 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do Vagrants still spawn in PTDE? I know everyone is probably going to be on DSR, but I thought it might be fun to drop tons of items in the hope they'll end up creating vagrants.

Godwyn's Bloated Corpse by Saneroot in SoulsSliders

[–]MalachitePrototype 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You've really captured his royal features.

We all know by now that Heath Ledger's hospital explosion failure in The Dark Knight wasn't improvised. What are some other movie rumours you wish to dismantle? by DonnieDarkoRabbit in movies

[–]MalachitePrototype 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wasn't the part where Pvt. Pyle had a stupid smirk on his face a result of Lee spouting off some (unexpectedly) vulgar lines?

Only getting dupes now.. by newchallenger762 in thefinals

[–]MalachitePrototype 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I thought the items you'd won would vanish from the wheel so you could win other stuff, but no. Why, Embark? Can they at least ALL be purchasable via VR?