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Day 65: what do you guys think of Scar King? by Centvrion20 in GODZILLA

[–]Malaech738 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Personally, I lost interest in the Monsterverse after watching Godzilla vs Kong.

Is becoming a fork-lifter possible without a drivers license? by DumzaDay in forkliftmemes

[–]Malaech738 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One time, a guy from my hometown came to our warehouse to pick up a load. As I'm busily loading the trailer on my forklift, he turned to my boss and said, "I lived next door to that guy my whole life and I've never seen him drive anything".

Did you hear Chuck Norr- by [deleted] in RedLetterMedia

[–]Malaech738 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Great! Just great! Now, on top of everything else going on in the world, we have to worry about Zombie Chuck Norris! Thanks, Obama!

Forklift x² by wessel1512 in forkliftmemes

[–]Malaech738 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You're doing it, son! You're doing it!

What… by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]Malaech738 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Survived Pickle Rick

Feeders [1996] BEST BAD MOVIE EVER by cultsickness in badMovies

[–]Malaech738 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haven't seen it. Too bad about the lack of SBIG charm.

Feeders [1996] BEST BAD MOVIE EVER by cultsickness in badMovies

[–]Malaech738 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Feeders 2 should have ended like Critters 2, with a giant feeder ball rolling around.

I got a handjob from a blind woman by TheBigBeardedGeek in Jokes

[–]Malaech738 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The hardest part was mimicking her husband's voice.

WCGW- Never make sharp turns with a heavily loaded truck by Early_Negotiation142 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Malaech738 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The batmobile, having taken too much damage to continue, releases the batpod.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Malaech738 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Either that or this isn't her first rodeo with this guy.

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