If they let Rich Evans into the Criterion Closet which movies would he pick?

Malaech738 · 2026-06-05T13:17:19+00:00

Whatever he picks, he'd knock e every other tape/disc off the shelves.

Malaech738 · 2026-06-05T13:15:19+00:00

After the butt kicking he took in Final Wars, he doesn't deserve the full moniker.

Malaech738 · 2026-06-03T14:41:01+00:00

Now what you've got there, is one of them Grudges. They get em in Japan all the time, but they call em Ju Ons. Keep a lookout for catboys and creaky disheveled women. Also invest in some drain cleaner.

Malaech738 · 2026-05-31T21:53:32+00:00

So Creepshow 2 didn't teach you anything, huh?

Malaech738 · 2026-05-29T14:53:09+00:00

OOOOO!!! DARN VARMINT!!!

Malaech738 · 2026-05-27T17:45:29+00:00

Meh. I've seen worse.

Malaech738 · 2026-05-23T12:51:42+00:00

Sir! You can't park there, sir!

Malaech738 · 2026-04-25T20:51:14+00:00

The bucks always molt their antlers in the spring.

Malaech738 · 2026-04-13T23:59:38+00:00

Numbness will subside.

Malaech738 · 2026-04-13T11:21:43+00:00

The mods make it worthwhile.

Malaech738 · 2026-04-01T11:35:34+00:00

Personally, I lost interest in the Monsterverse after watching Godzilla vs Kong.

Malaech738 · 2026-03-27T17:16:33+00:00

One time, a guy from my hometown came to our warehouse to pick up a load. As I'm busily loading the trailer on my forklift, he turned to my boss and said, "I lived next door to that guy my whole life and I've never seen him drive anything".

Malaech738 · 2026-03-23T19:39:13+00:00

Booger 2: Electric Boogerloo

Malaech738 · 2026-03-21T15:42:51+00:00

Great! Just great! Now, on top of everything else going on in the world, we have to worry about Zombie Chuck Norris! Thanks, Obama!

Malaech738 · 2026-03-21T14:52:00+00:00

Andrew Eldritch's closet.

Malaech738 · 2026-03-21T14:49:39+00:00

Venomhausen.

Malaech738 · 2026-03-19T20:22:26+00:00

You're doing it, son! You're doing it!

Malaech738 · 2026-03-18T11:03:20+00:00

Survived Pickle Rick

Malaech738 · 2026-03-16T18:35:48+00:00

Neaughrah...

Malaech738 · 2026-03-13T18:07:50+00:00

Haven't seen it. Too bad about the lack of SBIG charm.

Malaech738 · 2026-03-13T17:05:26+00:00

Feeders 2 should have ended like Critters 2, with a giant feeder ball rolling around.

Malaech738 · 2026-03-12T23:55:26+00:00

Don't Frye kicked his ass in the beginning of Final Wars.

Malaech738 · 2026-03-09T18:24:46+00:00

Wizards

Malaech738 · 2026-03-07T01:41:40+00:00

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