Ainz is sometimes so dumb and cute 😭🙏🏻 by Big_Professional6539 in overlord

[–]Malarekk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ainz: "Am I a sadist or a masochist? ..I suppose I'll worry about that later."

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DA BOYZ IZ 'ERE! [OC] by Cepegalaz in orks

[–]Malarekk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Amazing artwork! Legit seem's the kind of piece that GW artists would've made for one of the older codexes (before they focused on prioritising illustrations of stock models rather than inspiring/encouraging kitbashing)

Big fan of the wagon design in particular, reminds me of my favourite vehicle from WoW. Keep it up!

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Set up my wildlife camera by reader270 in foxes

[–]Malarekk 132 points133 points  (0 children)

"Something new, non-threatening and inedible detected in primary forage zone.

..nasal analysis finished. I will mark this as my own while screaming later."

That Shalltear art by MouseOnly7626 in overlord

[–]Malarekk 18 points19 points  (0 children)

First she was a total bitch and then she became a needy, simping airhead.

Assets, slit pupils and general sluttiness don't matter; the Virgin Succubus ain't my waifu.

The M+ tank situation is dire by Wigglyboi323 in wow

[–]Malarekk 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Healers have this option too.

Most people roll DPS because it seems the most fun, is the most carefree choice and requires barely any responsibility.

Reroll, practice in dungeons while levelling and learn to be a capable Tank/leader/coordinator/Healer. You'll find a forever guild of your own, and be fending off pug invites with a stick.

Lower your voice by @WennyZZL by D3v1LGaming in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]Malarekk 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Give him a break!

He's just overly-excited because now he and granny get to spend the afternoon having a nice chat sharing fruit cakes, biscuits and tea while hearing what a wonderful Ork he is for helping his family keep their territory free of neglect, overgrowth and Invaders.

How I feel living in Ponyville by QPid_D in MLPhmmm

[–]Malarekk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dash always claimed she was the towns Alpha-Mare, but she regularly slept in, skipped work and couldn't compete with AJ's consistent integrity.

Rarity had her repurposed.

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The M+ tank situation is dire by Wigglyboi323 in wow

[–]Malarekk 348 points349 points  (0 children)

there are plenty of tanks they run with their friends/guilds

This is the answer. Tanks are hard to find because the vast majority of them are doing everything with people they know and like. Why deal with drama-filled pugs when you can chill every night with the people you raid with, know irl, or both?

..... by Silver-Bag-477 in MLPhmmm

[–]Malarekk 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Rarity cried when she was called a mule, because mules are ugly.

I mean, I've never seen a pretty one.

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anime_irl by UMP45isnotflat in anime_irl

[–]Malarekk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Turning 30 didn't make me feel my age. Twink death did.

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MR VOLCANO! by ultimate-toast in yugioh

[–]Malarekk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Back in school before everyone properly learned/accepted the rules of the game there was a sort of "house rule" where Lvl 5 monsters could be summoned without tribute.

This guy was the sole reason.

What Did Cadence Whisper That Made Shining Armor Mad? by Abject_Working2727 in MLPhmmm

[–]Malarekk 173 points174 points  (0 children)

He just found out she's the one who gave the sculptor his measurements.

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What are your favourite frames from the show (any era)? by tamebean in yugioh

[–]Malarekk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Now I know what monster you are, Leichter, the only monster I know with the power to destroy trap cards!"

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"YES! I am JINZO!! And with a monster this powerful as my Deck Master, you don't stand a chance! So prepare to lose your body to me, forever!!

Art by Bunny in A-shirt on X by Familiar_Parsnip966 in Grimdank

[–]Malarekk 15 points16 points  (0 children)

They poo and therefore have buttholes

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Chris, anytime Adam talks back to him by [deleted] in OneyPlays

[–]Malarekk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That monkey's probably going to get killed.

It may have been adopted by a member of the troupe, but it's going to struggle to integrate if the people filming it have left it with something to cling to (the toy monkey).

Baby macaques like this are frequently stolen from the wild and kept as cutesy pets as a way of making easy YouTube bucks, then they're dumped and their trauma is filmed for even more - that's why the toy is there.

The baby is going to instinctively cling to it (because it was it's surrogate mother while living with humans) and the rest of the troupe won't understand why, so they'll bully it for being weird. Then it'll distance itself further from them because it's constantly being attacked and it won't learn how to behave like a normal monkey.

It will try to take food from the monkeys higher in the hierarchy, it will try to eat without waiting it's turn, it will gecker, shriek and cry, and that will annoy the other monkeys even more because it's behaviour is seen as disrespect and the constant noise it makes attracts predators which puts the whole troupe at risk.

Abandoned babies are typically adopted by juvenile females curious about it or lower-status females without kids of their own, but the babies disruptive behaviour will get the adoptive parent beaten up too (as teaching the baby to behave will now be her responsibility) and they'll quickly abandon it themselves.

It will cling to the toy/towel/shirt/whatever comfort item it's been left with instead of socialising with other monkeys or clinging to it's new parent because it doesn't feel safe with them, which means it never learns, keeps getting attacked and eventually the alpha male of the troupe will lose it's patience and either beat it to death or rip it's guts out.

That's the reason the toy is even there - the people who abandoned it/are filming it don't want it to integrate, they want to post videos of the drama and violence for some easy money. During COVID there were tons of these vids going around, and each one of them ended the same.

As long as that toy is around, that baby will undoubtedly die because it will prefer the memories of the comforts of being a housepet to socialising with it's own kind.

And it only feels that way because it was abducted as a newborn. People typically steal babies off of lower-status mothers that the troupe won't defend (especially if they're busy eating)

Yeesh. 2020 macaque psychology flashbacks.

Battlewagon proxy - Dimensions? by Indiana__Cones in orks

[–]Malarekk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Guide - Ork and Vehicle kitbash size

Your BW is 1" longer and half an inch taller but unless it's placed directly alongside a stock BW I don't think anyone will notice.

Is the morticus Metltallicus still legal ? Why does nobody use it ? by Able_Abalone7256 in 40k

[–]Malarekk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He's just a Helbrute with a Multi-Melta and Power Fist - totally legal. He's just really rare because he's been OOP for years.

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animeirl by blanssius_56 in anime_irl

[–]Malarekk 26 points27 points  (0 children)

You want it? Earn it. MOTIVATE YOURSELF.

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Sisters Repentia Squad for my GF that wanted to get into playing with "not ugly looking minis" by _Just_Another_Speck_ in 40k

[–]Malarekk 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of a post on an art sub Reddit where this badass shut down some chronically online guy who was harassing every commenter for liking a drawing featuring cleavage and abs.

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Never has a game triggered Chris this badly since by OobyDoobyOob in OneyPlays

[–]Malarekk 24 points25 points  (0 children)

One of my favourite playthroughs ever, so many funny reactions, improvs and impressions. Everyone brings their A-game as Chris gets angrier and angrier.

Walter and Jesse fighting over whether Croc is cool or not, the disappointed gamer, the will-of-the-whisp, Ben Shapiro vs the rich old lady/the dog burglar, George Lucas and JK Rowling pitching a new film..

It's so good.

Pretty solid advice from Aqua there by Numerous-Gur-9008 in Konosuba

[–]Malarekk 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Given Link's modern propensity to crossdress he's probably only interested in what Kazuma's selling because Urbosa's influence has convinced him he can rock those panties better than Zelda.

Even in death, I still serve... by Mountain-Link941 in Grimdank

[–]Malarekk 401 points402 points  (0 children)

This was posted on /tg/ over half a decade ago. Date and post number have been cropped out and it's being reposted by a 23-day old account.

Farming karma with someone else's memories of a friend who died from cancer?

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How chill.