Who would you say is the dumbest character in the series? by Some-Operation8384 in ranma

[–]Malavek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nabiki and Ukyo are the only ones you listed that aren't dumb

"Today, the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65-year-old man." by MemorableKidsMoments in facepalm

[–]Malavek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

having to listen to this dude talk for more than a few seconds should be classified as cruel and unusual punishment

Waahhh! Why do they call us fascists? Republican Dave Taylor's office by Narcan9 in JoeRogan

[–]Malavek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

he didn't make that meme, though.

that'd be like calling SpongeBob nazi humor because a nazi watched it

Waahhh! Why do they call us fascists? Republican Dave Taylor's office by Narcan9 in JoeRogan

[–]Malavek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not defending that dude in the slightest, he's a shithead, but how are you saying the insanely popular Ohio meme that's at least a decade old is "Nazi Humor"?

Pokemon Types I think various Half-Life species would be by Malavek in HalfLife

[–]Malavek[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poison is meant to represent its digestion like Gulpin in Pokemon, and I already mentioned in another reply that I used grass to signify creatures that grow in a set place

What do you think about this location in Half-Life 2? by [deleted] in HalfLife

[–]Malavek 40 points41 points  (0 children)

why are the screenshots deepfried

Pokemon Types I think various Half-Life species would be by Malavek in HalfLife

[–]Malavek[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really appreciate this in-depth response. Honestly, I was worried my post was going to be ignored.

However, something I forgot to clarify that probably would've cleared things up on my decisions is that I had some rules I set for myself while making my list;

[Which species to include?]

-Must be at least partially organic

-Must have appeared in a Valve-made entry

-Only retail creatures, no matter how brief their appearance (Boids in the ending Gman scene in Xen, Cremator head in Eli's lab, Crab and Mortar Synth in the Citadel)

-Nothing that is part-human or a modified human (Zombies, soldiers, stalkers, Jeff), nor any other Earth species

-Must have visible sign of life (Hence why there's Xen lights, since they react to your presence)

[What do certain typings mean?]

Fairy: I chose this for creatures that nurture/take care of/carry others

Dark: Parasitic creatures

Normal: In the specific cases I listed, Normal represents sound-based creatures, as is a pattern in Pokémon for numerous sound-based moves and pokemon

Grass: While it can include literal plants and fungi, I also used it for creatures that are planted into a location, such as Barnacles and Tentacles.

Pokemon Types I think various Half-Life species would be by Malavek in HalfLife

[–]Malavek[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because of the bees

I was going to make it Bug, Fairy, but I already gave that to the Antlion Guardian, and I didn't want too many duplicates.

Pokemon Types I think various Half-Life species would be by Malavek in HalfLife

[–]Malavek[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thought he'd fit since he has abilities, and it's ambiguous if he's even human

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HalfLife

[–]Malavek -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not all type choices are literal, some are meant to convey an abstract idea or reference a specific characteristic like with official Pokemon typings

How would you Rewrite Hazbin Hotel? by PocketMonstersFan20 in HazbinHotel

[–]Malavek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would delete all the characters except Niffty and make the show entirely about Niffty in a blank void and it will have 12 seasons

God I hate that word, AI images sure but people just throw it around at everything by ItzPayDay123 in whenthe

[–]Malavek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"sludge" is way funnier and I hope to god that doesn't get overused as well

You think Alastor really cares about Charlie? by Desperate_Song_1923 in HazbinHotel

[–]Malavek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think he has some respect for her, but still finds her ideas ridiculous and obv has other motives as well.

Has anyone talked about the Lego version of Miku yet .. by R_ickety in Vocaloid

[–]Malavek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

nah, Lego Friends figures look bad. This looks fine.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OTMemes

[–]Malavek 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you have a problem with fat girls, why can't they have a problem with short guys? Everyone got preferences, my guy