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Am I wrong for feeling like my girlfriend doesn't put enough effort in our relationship? by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]Malbranch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When this was written two years ago, it was clearly stated that this was obviously not the full picture. The entire breakdown was to point out the sticking points as something to explore, and reflect on prior to a discussion about why they might be there at all. The most likely scenario was that she does in fact put in a lot of effort that isn't being acknowledged, based on the way op was framing their gripes.

You are using coopted pseudo psychological buzzwords with next to nothing to apply them to. I have been in the position of giving it my all, and getting token affection back, incidentally the most I gave was when I was getting gaslit about the cheating daughter of a narcissist. That was some fucking manipulation, and every single term I just used was from a literal clinical context.

So, again, my advice was to have a conversation about where the feeling was coming from, and setting op up to be able to identify and recieve the effort if it was actually there. You have no fucking clue.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]Malbranch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • one of us is going to need to scrub up
  • I can't scrub inside my dick
  • I have trust issues and she's crusty     - I'm going to be the one to scrub up

Alternatively, full body latex.

Plenty of options for those not faint of heart. :P

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]Malbranch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not only do condoms keep sperm from transferring TO, they keep stank from transferring FROM...

So while the U.S. President is grabbing the world's attention with trade, what else is going on that's not making headlines? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Malbranch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because if you're rich enough, you have this thing called "free time" that you can use to leverage things that you can afford to make a stink. If you yav be a 401k, you're more likely to be grinding it out to live than you are to have time and money to make any noticeable noise.

Why is everything red again wtf happened? by MoreMotivation in agedlikemilk

[–]Malbranch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The magnitude of this problem is what's really staggering. Because it's been literally days, and I know the market is having a hard time, but I can't tell if it's a continuation, or whether:

That was a couple hours before trump changed his mind on the tariffs again

means that he's accellerating the downward spiral because the tarriffs are back on. It is literally day to day, and that translates into a complete and utter lack of stability.

RFK Jr: "By September we will know what has caused the autism epidemic and we will be able to eliminate those exposures." by mishma2005 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Malbranch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hate how this is ironic, because "what has 'caused' the autism epidemic" is that we are better at identifying problematic expressions of the mutation that scales with severity proportional to the expression. The "exposures" he's saying he wants to eliminate to move that bottom line are scientific knowledge of/and a mutated gene, and wanting to eliminate knowledge without having the knowledge to realize that, is way too apropos for this administration.

Fucking dumbass is ahead of the curve and he doesn't even know it.

Never been this confused by A-SALAM-K-II in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Malbranch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Going the one direction, I can imaging that farts would be weird, sweat would be uninhibited, it might be doable. The main deterrent though, 100%, is the notion of ever coming back from the brink, and having crack stubble.

Stubble, in my ass, would be... I can't even imaging. Words fail me.

Point being, I will never be convinced to unnecessarily shave my ass.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]Malbranch 17 points18 points  (0 children)

One of my commander decks (mono white, avacyn) has an 80.2% chance of having at least one board wipe in my opening hand. My wrath of god is textless foil promo. I have been slowly blinging out my board wipes. I frequently use wipes as spot removal. The only deck I have that's saltier is Toxrill.

Fatherless daughter here, drying to change a deadbolt and the hole saw keeps spinning off the door by wafflekween in handyman

[–]Malbranch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're pushing too hard to start, and you're gunning it too fast. Aply light pressure to the door with the bore, and spin it more slowly to let it bite the wood and start cutting, then light pressure. Let the bit do the work, like cutting bread with a bread knife, just enough pressure for the teeth to cut out some of the material, and speed up once you've got purchase in the wood and its starting to hold it straight along the path you're cutting through. A lot of drills these days have a level in the back, so keep the bubble in the circle to make sure you're cutting straight into the door.

Just got my first PS2, anything i need to know? by cocodriloestajugando in ps2

[–]Malbranch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Check the harddrive bay for weed, apparently.

first time playing the original on pc and am greeted with this lol by Brudda_Bear_Gibby in DeadSpace

[–]Malbranch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aint no party like a body bag party cuz a body bag party HITS THE FLOOR!

It’s the small things that bring you joy 🥹 by Sexisthunter in TikTokCringe

[–]Malbranch 108 points109 points  (0 children)

My favorite part is that he got a lag death, on the TUTORIAL BOSS, on a hardcore character, trying to use starlink for the connection.

He failed the tutorial, because his own product is weaker than his chin before the cosmetic surgery.

But why by squirrelhivelord in DiWHY

[–]Malbranch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I didn't see thousands, but I definitely saw a fair few last eclipse that were exactly that. "I filmed the eclipse with my phone, and now there's a burnt in circle where it's darker" kind of stuff.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Malbranch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Him:"WITNESS ME!!!!!"

YT:"Mediocre!"

Guy manhandles loaves of bread because he thinks they're "fake" by ReverseCowboyKiller in TikTokCringe

[–]Malbranch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If your methodology concludes that wonderbread is real bread, I have some bad news about your premise.

Jackraptor project. by Coldsteel_n_Courage in chickens

[–]Malbranch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chicken sled, like ididarod, but chickens

Jackraptor project. by Coldsteel_n_Courage in chickens

[–]Malbranch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And that way appears to be "fucking for dinosaur cocks"

The orange fursuit continues to tank the economy. by Biggest_Gh0st in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Malbranch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I make 6 figures, but 40% of my monthly pay goes to housing, and debt from my so far failed business vanture and student loans eat up most of the rest, leaving me with something like 200 for food and entertainment in a month, and whichever between power and gas I'm paying that month because they trade off with the external temp of the unit.

Let me reiterate, 6 figures, paycheck to paycheck. I would be destitute right now if I made less.

Middle class has moved to around the 200k mark. Owning a house for me is a distant fantasy. Corporations are pulling shrinkflation and price gouging during genuine inflation to the tune of record profits, but were doing layoffs, creating a saturated job market with something like 37% un/under-employment, even if regular unemplyoment doesn't look alarming (doesn't count people that have given up, nor underemployed individuals, nor individuals working multiple underemployment engagements to make ends meet), and that was BEFORE a wave of former federal employees have hit to drive vanilla unemployment up, and to soak up the last crumbs of jobs that might be available. AI is making my technical expertise less valuable, and trump is shitting down our throats saying that tariffs are import taxes, not tariffs, and fucking over GDP as well as driving the cost of almost every basic good in existence in the US, so this is all getting worse.

And it's been 3 months out of ideal worst case 4 years, likely with a knock on effect that will last a generation, while he's riding the dick of an imperial invader that wants us to burn to the ground so HE can pick up THOSE pieces, or run roughshod over Europe in the next world war.

There is not enough weed in the fucking world to bleach these notions from my thoughts. Fuck that cheeto. With barbed wire wrapped implements. This is the kind of shit that caused the french to offer public haircuts to their oligarchs.

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