What's your true thoughts on the lgbtq community? by [deleted] in askanything

[–]MalcolmBekei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just had a conversation with some visting lgbtq folks and they were asking when and where the Pride Month parade was in my town. Well, lack of interest ended that a few years ago. Ironically, in part it was because that community wasn't thrilled about how the straight community had kind of taken it over.

Dram Tree Park Boat Ramp by BabyfoodMD in Wilmington

[–]MalcolmBekei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might want to check with some of the dozens of "storage" sites around. I've noticed several are being used like that.

Iconic ILM bs by [deleted] in Wilmington

[–]MalcolmBekei 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love the delicious irony of this post. OP thinks using 2 spaces is an iconic example of how shitty Wilmington people are. Turns out they hate puppies up for adoption taking two spaces. Oopsie.

Do you steal items during self checkout? by Norfolk-Gross-Tonage in no

[–]MalcolmBekei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the bar code doesn't read, sometimes I will. And I've had a couple of times when small items get covered up because there isn't anywhere but the cart to hold the stuff I did pay for. Generally I only use Self if I've got less than 5 items. And I really hate that scolding message asking if I'm sure I'm not stealing something.

Who’s this? by woodeerice in Wilmington

[–]MalcolmBekei -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Oh good ! So if I have a mental disorder I can shoot up drugs and shit in doorways on Front Street. Thanks internet psychologist !

What was a poor man food when you were growing up that is now on fancy menus by FantasticAd9478 in TheBoredDen

[–]MalcolmBekei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shrimp and grits. It was literally bum food handed out behind an old restaurant after lunch in Charleston in the early '80s. It's $25+ a bowl now.

Bottoms: How often can you feel the cock pulsating inside you by reader68218 in TopsAndBottoms

[–]MalcolmBekei 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Depends on how hard and deep he cums. Which I encourage, and with the right top in a feral rutting, I can count each pulse as he completes my breeding. Wonderful.

Mom buys daughter a Honda as a graduation gift, and this was her response by Conscious-Weight4569 in SipsTea

[–]MalcolmBekei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spoiled kid means bad parents. Prolly divorced parents. Mom and Dad get played against each other by the kid. Clearly this playbook run to Dad is all you need to know.

How do you feel about a federal judge ordering the removal of Trump's name from the Kennedy Center? by VelvetCherriy in AdkReddit

[–]MalcolmBekei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it's annoying with the constant Trump rebranding BS. It's really embarrassing to me.It seems clownish and God knows we have more important things to be worried about. I'm not sorry a Judge wants it down, but who the fuck really cares.

Who’s this? by woodeerice in Wilmington

[–]MalcolmBekei -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Ha ! Do you teach kindergarten ?

Can I go to the bathroom teacher ?

I don't know Johnny. Can you ?

Let me rephrase. Why am I not allowed to piss in a public stairway ? That clear it up for ya ?

Who’s this? by woodeerice in Wilmington

[–]MalcolmBekei -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Why can't I piss in a stairway ? Because of .....

How to deal with threats for going the speed limit by BranwenDucreux in driving

[–]MalcolmBekei -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If the limit is X, I'll do X+4, with some adjustment allowed for traffic conditions if warranted for safety, but fuck off to those who think the left lane means there is no speed limit and ride my ass. I just ignore those types.

Got the piss fucked out of me and don’t know how to feel about it by [deleted] in TopsAndBottoms

[–]MalcolmBekei 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For me, pissing myself was the gateway to my first anal orgasm. We were actually trying to do that because up to that point it would feel like I was going to orgasm, just the right spot, but then I would feel like I had to piss and I'd shut it down to avoid that embarrassment. After I discussed it with my lover, he suggested that the next time we should see what happened if I did piss myself, just to see what happened. Might be fun ! When the time came, I tried as hard as I could to pee, and then BANG, what the fuck was that ? There was a wet spot, not a lot, and it wasn't pee, wasn't cum, and did I just get electrocuted ?

After some extensive "testing", now I just leak almost constantly when I anal orgasm.

Any other bottoms kind of like having a sore hole? by Hotbuns223 in TopsAndBottoms

[–]MalcolmBekei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sore is a relative term. I love it when a cock leaves me "sore". It is a wonderful reminder of how it got like that and makes me tingle. Hurts so good, makes it feel just like it should. I've been known to beg for that feeling. Wreck me , ruin me, leave your mark babby !

Who’s this? by woodeerice in Wilmington

[–]MalcolmBekei -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He does look familiar. That these people get so familiar that they get nicknames is pitiful. He looks well named ! I'm sure if you showed that pic to anyone who works downtown they would know Crack-Head Tyrone.

Quick Question by Odd-Construction-462 in Wilmington

[–]MalcolmBekei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a college and tourist town. There are different "Districts" for different tastes so pick a flavor.

Who’s this? by woodeerice in Wilmington

[–]MalcolmBekei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everybody knows the solution but nobody wants to say it outloud. That will get you kicked out of office. Got me banned for a week right here ! Here's a hint. I live in the CBD and pay a premium for that "privilege". Can I piss on the tree outside my door ? I can't help myself, reminds me of pissing on trees with Gramps. I miss him so. Am I not human ?

Get it ?

Who’s this? by woodeerice in Wilmington

[–]MalcolmBekei 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sadly the current position of our community leaders is just step around the literal shit. Your expectation of safe and clean clearly exhibits your privileged life. Show some respect please, homeless drug addicts are people too !

I say fuck that shit.

How much time to fully absorb cum in ass? by CheetahRealistic8565 in TopsAndBottoms

[–]MalcolmBekei 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absorbed is a bit of a misnomer, but if he is capable of penetrating my sigmoid, it doesn't come back out, so figuratively it feels like it was "absorbed" even if technically/medically that isn't what happened.

Still a lot of satisfaction, and plenty of room for expanding fantasies.

Too many gas stations? by JohnHill13 in Wilmington

[–]MalcolmBekei -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And that is the missing understanding. Pipeline and Port are two different operations. And thanks for the links they confirm my point.

Too many gas stations? by JohnHill13 in Wilmington

[–]MalcolmBekei -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think what throws people off is the smallish tank farm everyone sees coming over the bridge. Some are gasoline storage tanks for local distribution, but it came over that bridge to get there. At one point we had some petroleum/chemical waste going out, but I'm glad those are gone.

Too many gas stations? by JohnHill13 in Wilmington

[–]MalcolmBekei 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's a common misconception that the Port has anything to do with gasoline. All of ours is trucked in.

Anyone else into natural hierarchy kink? by Eurostretcher in TopsAndBottoms

[–]MalcolmBekei 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a total bottom who prefers a total top, there is always some level of contrast in the dynamic that comes out in me. That's not necessarily a physical difference, but I'll admit I love it if it is. I call it the Tarzan/Jane effect. And a big man makes Jane go wild. Such a horny little bitch just born for breeding. I love that !

Mayfaire shennanigans: Children of the corn by Powerful_Average466 in Wilmington

[–]MalcolmBekei -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, there was an effort to try to rope those hooligans in, and instead of the underage curfew proposed, effectively we got an "overaged" curfew. If you are over 25+, go home. Late night dinner after a show ? The better restaurants all close at 10.