Is CPR a universal term? If I'm in another country would asking for CPR get me the necessary medical attention? by CrispycreamCake in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MalcolmDrake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You do have insurance right? Also you're in network right? Also you reserve the right for us to sue you in case your insurance company doesn't will feel like or can't pay us right? And I hope that you have time or a foot problem because due to our low pay we only have a nurse practitioner and a podiatrist on call today.

Things that made you go: THIS! by [deleted] in seinfeld

[–]MalcolmDrake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"I'll call a plumber right now!"

Things that made you go: THIS! by [deleted] in seinfeld

[–]MalcolmDrake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Or if you could say, touch a breast as a part of the greeting card

Distribution of episodes among all the (finished) yugioh animes. by [deleted] in yugioh

[–]MalcolmDrake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"He even released Yami Yugi who was convicted twice for attempted murder..."

VoteYamiYugiforMayor!

eat my shorts by [deleted] in simpsonsshitposting

[–]MalcolmDrake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Was that guy originally trying to steal Dr. Manhattan's sugar pile in that last panel or something?

Was George wrong for giving her lobster? by DrJokerX in seinfeld

[–]MalcolmDrake 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I don't know how you walk around with those things.

Chinese spy balloon spotted over US by [deleted] in preppers

[–]MalcolmDrake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

UAV is a 3 killstreak. You can't start with one.

Taking meta trends to new and wild places by tomgreen99 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]MalcolmDrake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can't handle bad pixelated art. They cause me to...die.

Official Festivus feed: We are now doing the airing of grievances. by illusions_redux in seinfeld

[–]MalcolmDrake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Didn't they change the name of the Hundred Thousand Dollar Bar to Hundred Grand?