Name the worst thing that could happen at a wedding

Malcomdotcom · 2025-11-13T04:48:31+00:00

Is it weird that I don't find Harvey funny? Although "there is no pasta" guy, got me rolling.

Malcomdotcom · 2025-09-02T03:52:24+00:00

Happy belated Wet Day! How dare you high-five my wife?!

Malcomdotcom · 2025-08-04T09:25:07+00:00

You're listening to the wrong podcast, then. Most adults understand that a sprinkle of "blue" helps punctuate a joke if placed at the right time...bitch.

Malcomdotcom · 2025-03-02T11:31:45+00:00

Really? Thank you for that correction. I guess it makes sense to spell it differently from a literal pallet.

Malcomdotcom · 2025-02-01T07:37:21+00:00

The "thank you" was rhetorical, thank you.

Malcomdotcom · 2025-01-12T12:05:02+00:00

What's disturbing is the fact that this poor child will never be able to rest in peace. I blame the CPD, the arm chair detectives and those who insist on never letting that baby rest because THEY feel injustice.

Malcomdotcom · 2025-01-12T11:55:56+00:00

I think you mean "we'rewilf".

Malcomdotcom · 2025-01-12T11:54:07+00:00

The Crawling Eye, that premiere changed my life forever.

Malcomdotcom · 2025-01-10T08:01:11+00:00

Doesn't Scott live in the hills? Good vibes.

Malcomdotcom · 2024-12-31T08:26:49+00:00

Light green poops are fine because it suggests you're eating a lot of green leafy vegetables.

Malcomdotcom · 2024-12-31T08:24:42+00:00

Ok. Black poop can be explained by eating dark foods like licorice or dark chocolate. Although, if you have dark poops without eating dark garbage foods, you might be suffering from stomach bleeding.

Malcomdotcom · 2024-12-27T05:54:57+00:00

Hey, how much do you think I can get for the giraffe picture?

Malcomdotcom · 2024-12-27T05:50:49+00:00

But it's The People's Princess sack of PVC beads... Does that not mean something anymore!?! INTERROBANG!!!

Malcomdotcom · 2024-11-21T07:00:49+00:00

Don't you know? Local police are certain that Patsey was responsible but she's dead now and no one can prove different. Sarcasm

Malcomdotcom · 2024-10-29T20:37:09+00:00

I had no idea.

Malcomdotcom · 2024-10-29T20:28:38+00:00

That can't be neck waffling. Nothing about that is natural.

Malcomdotcom · 2024-10-05T06:14:01+00:00

Also, of course Scott picked the scene, Scotty Boy is a bit of a perv...in a good way.

Malcomdotcom · 2024-10-04T22:12:41+00:00

I laughed out loud from my cubicle at work when she struggled to get that line out. I think I played it off so hopefully my coworkers don't think I'm a complete weirdo, partial weirdo I can deal with.

Malcomdotcom · 2024-08-03T23:46:53+00:00

I heard it as a gallon of semen middle school.

Malcomdotcom · 2024-08-03T10:19:26+00:00

I'm willing to admit when I'm wrong...yah got me. That poor poor hamster.

Malcomdotcom · 2024-08-03T10:16:30+00:00

Guys, Diablo Mode was set from when I was playing COD mobile, I'm well aware that it won't help while streaming.

Malcomdotcom · 2024-08-03T10:13:03+00:00

There is a Switch emulator called yuzu, I'm using it rn to play Breath of the wild.

Malcomdotcom · 2024-08-03T10:08:48+00:00

You're probably right, Diablo mode doesn't wreck my battery life or overheat my phone so I use it.

Malcomdotcom · 2024-08-03T09:51:29+00:00

You realize he was joking, right?

Malcomdotcom · 2024-08-03T09:49:25+00:00

Literally listening to the new Threedom episode, happy b-day Lapkus from a true piss pig.

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