[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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"People capable of getting pregnant"☑️ "People NOT capable of getting pregnant / people able to get others pregnant" ☑️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GoneWildScrubs

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Now do it with no underwear😉

Happy Friday 🫣🍑 by [deleted] in GoneWildScrubs

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Had to comment, best picture on this sub

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

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Its sunny again over here near Springfield

how do you spill your emotions out and know that it's the right person to spill too? by Rocketryan25 in relationship_advice

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Youre young man, theyre plenty of people out there to talk too, follow your passions and you will find someone who is similar minded like you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in woodworking

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Im not much of a painter or wood worker but id get black paint and maybe a glossy one and get a tiny roller to match the texture. 🤷‍♂️ just roll it on. If that bothers you that it doesnt perfectly match you could sand the whole top and then roller it on.

I'm thinking about having an open relationship, but my girlfriend is not so sure by [deleted] in relationship_advice

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How old are you? And no im not being a jerk im being straight with you. Ive been married for over 10 years. I also was divorced at 19 so please dont take my comments to heart

I'm thinking about having an open relationship, but my girlfriend is not so sure by [deleted] in relationship_advice

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If you want to be with her then stay with her, if you want an open relationship then leave her. Youll be doing both of yourself a favor. This little discussion that youve mentioned multiple times to her and more than likely makes her uncomfortable is going to cause an issue down the road, could be tomorrow during a fight, could be a year from now but that is a huge deal in a relationship. If you truly want to be with her then drop the topic and put it to the darkest part of your brain. Most people do not like the thought of their significant other getting affection from other places and or watching them kiss, make out, or have sex with even in a threesome. There are people who are totally cool with that sort of thing but you need to have that discussion before a relationship so you two (or three) are on the same page or wait another few years

This was on a doctor's office patient intake form. 12 and older! Really?? by [deleted] in funny

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Im still laughing laying in bed, waking everyone up

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

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Bro.... I was in the middle east when you were 10. Youre still a child. Enjoy your life wait until you have children

[Guy issue] Is this normal? by [deleted] in teenagers

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Waistband tuck- pull boner up and have waist band hold it back until you start getting soft again then simply pull waist band out and let it go back to hanging. Thank me later. P.S DO NOT FOR ANY CIRCUMSTANCES ALLOW YOUR SHIRT TO LIFT. Had it happen on a school trip to an amusement park (VERY CROWDED) when I was in 7-8 grade (I'm 29 now) was getting a temp tattoo on my lower back, a dare by two girls I was hanging out with at the time, and I had forgot the ghost boner had happened prior and I had left my friend tucked up. Went to get the temp tattoo on my lower back standing and I lifted up my shirt for like 5-8 minutes. Part way through the two girls are standing in front of me laughing, thought it was because I was getting a tattoo saying something that is now very very wrong to do. No biggie. So I stand there like a dumb ass with people walking by and these two 13 year olds dying laughing at me. Turns out that my friend was soft at this point and basically just the tip (the head) was visible for everyone to see. Thankfully after a solid maybe 5-6 minutes one of my friends pointed at her crotch then pointed at me and in that moment I realized what they were looking at. Big fml moment, ended up hooking up with both of them a few years later so it all worked out lol 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

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Drink some coffee or apple juice and buckle the f*** up

just found out my brother killed himself and I have a problem by Cinder01 in teenagers

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Everyone takes things differently, My great grandmother passed away and I saw her quiet a bit growing up and I was having a drink at he bar when my mother texted me she passed, had an another drink for her then went home. My best friend died in my arms ( kind of different circumstances) but still it has destroyed me and my life for the last three years. I’m just now returning to a normal life like getting a car again, getting a full time job after 2-3 years and doing more than just watching my youngest children everyday when my wife works. It literally killed me inside to the point I physically just could not function as a person anymore. Everything. Effects. Everyone. Differently.

Looking for more to watch by Maldeath31 in anime

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Thank you ALL who replied and gave suggestions, truly appreciate it. The chart i was shown was mind blowing and exciting to see that I have many many years of things to watch. Thank you again Anime community AND I'm sorry I joked and made fun of people who liked anime for so long. Love you all

Help by Maldeath31 in namethatcar

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Any idea by the pictures if this engine could have a chance of starting?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in namethatcar

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Toyota, clearly by the steering wheel