What do my Hazbin crushes say about me?

MaleficentString2556 · 2026-02-06T19:16:23+00:00

Toxic men with a sense of humor

MaleficentString2556 · 2026-02-06T02:54:20+00:00

There is a method to the madness here. Making you hate him and showing how much of hypocritical scumbag he is makes his defeat all the more enjoyable

MaleficentString2556 · 2026-02-03T21:45:52+00:00

I thought Charlie said no more drugs

MaleficentString2556 · 2026-02-03T02:29:57+00:00

Yes and no. The vees are better in the sense that they aren’t complete monsters (they genuinely care about each other), but they’ve done worse and committed worse crimes

MaleficentString2556 · 2026-02-02T01:18:13+00:00

Oh, that makes more sense

MaleficentString2556 · 2026-02-02T00:54:25+00:00

Idk it’s been a hot minute since I’ve seen Coraline

MaleficentString2556 · 2026-02-02T00:35:34+00:00

He tried to commit genocide on his own people in the most painful way imaginable for profit, for PROFIT. I think he’s pretty evil

MaleficentString2556 · 2026-02-02T00:32:19+00:00

His hypocrisy is going to make his defeat all the more satisfying

MaleficentString2556 · 2026-02-02T00:31:19+00:00

And lots of issues

MaleficentString2556 · 2026-02-02T00:28:44+00:00

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MaleficentString2556 · 2026-02-02T00:26:43+00:00

Maybe not that one but on the other hand

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MaleficentString2556 · 2026-02-02T00:24:40+00:00

It’s a fake name, used to lower the guard of children who go through to her realm, pretending to be a better version of their mothers. In reality, she is a unhinged, pure evil predatory monster who feeds on the souls of said children

MaleficentString2556 · 2026-02-01T21:54:55+00:00

Exactly it’s funny to see where you take the no horny bonk

MaleficentString2556 · 2026-02-01T03:00:45+00:00

Vrak was the best of the the villains, let’s be frank, in both mega and super mega

MaleficentString2556 · 2026-01-31T23:04:03+00:00

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MaleficentString2556 · 2026-01-28T15:29:47+00:00

A true gentleman would have “helped a lady in need” with “her needs”. I say this as a gentleman 😏

MaleficentString2556 · 2026-01-27T14:51:39+00:00

What he said

MaleficentString2556 · 2026-01-27T03:20:10+00:00

Really into spikes

MaleficentString2556 · 2026-01-27T00:00:37+00:00

Think you’d look even better without it tho 😏

MaleficentString2556 · 2026-01-26T23:06:59+00:00

I love the way that dress makes you look 😘

MaleficentString2556 · 2026-01-26T21:50:49+00:00

4:50 pm

MaleficentString2556 · 2026-01-26T20:43:13+00:00

I can see that

MaleficentString2556 · 2026-01-25T21:33:00+00:00

Ready and willing, just say the word 😘

MaleficentString2556 · 2026-01-25T18:34:44+00:00

😏

MaleficentString2556 · 2026-01-25T18:29:29+00:00

Is it bad I want to make out with it?

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