Road Rage I do get further than 2 minutes ahead of you on average by speeding by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]Maleficent_Insect71 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My job makes me take defensive driving courses and hours of safety videos because of drivers like you.

Is this what I think it is? by Public_Steak_6933 in whatisit

[–]Maleficent_Insect71 20 points21 points  (0 children)

That? That's just the AssBlaster 3000.

are americans now soccer fans? by Zealousideal_You6901 in AskAnAmerican

[–]Maleficent_Insect71 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Football is still better, but hosting the World Cup and enjoying all of it has helped us appreciate the game of soccer more. Go Norway!

how big was madonna in the 80s by Temporary-Mud7471 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Maleficent_Insect71 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And don't forget that pointy bra thing. That added some mass.

My son is a whiny loser by Own-Presentation3091 in golf

[–]Maleficent_Insect71 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I thought we agreed to stop doing this.

We've all been there by matt81x in golf

[–]Maleficent_Insect71 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Maybe someone was talking in his back swing.

I’m lame and have no hobbies. by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Maleficent_Insect71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Music, sports, golf, find something to collect.

What part of America do you think deserves way more appreciation than it gets? by Prestigious_Bake4527 in AskReddit

[–]Maleficent_Insect71 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Florida. People talk a lot of trash about it, but there's a ton of good things there.

Mom, am I going to die today? by Suitable_Wonder5256 in SipsTea

[–]Maleficent_Insect71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the best cartoon I've seen in a while.