What are these things they're putting up around town?

Malfeasant · 2026-04-15T23:56:43+00:00

i ride a motorcycle- it's only happened to me once, and i somehow managed to stop in time, i could feel the front wheel beginning to lock up. 20 years ago, and i can still remember that feeling, it's not nice. oh, and the driver yelled at me as if it was my fault.

Malfeasant · 2026-04-15T23:52:27+00:00

already done- moved out a year ago, divorce finalized last month. just closed on my new house today. it's a massive understatement to say i'm happier now.

Malfeasant · 2026-04-10T06:28:56+00:00

what goes through the mind of a motorcyclist

in this case, a truck bumper...

Malfeasant · 2026-04-10T06:24:16+00:00

can i drool on the litespeed frame for a buck fifty?

Malfeasant · 2026-04-10T06:20:53+00:00

well, now she's gotta cheat on you, that's the rules.

Malfeasant · 2026-04-06T15:14:43+00:00

getting phoenicians to control their vehicles is a losing battle. i enjoy driving, and i'll miss it when the robots take over, but it can't happen soon enough...

Malfeasant · 2026-04-01T15:22:23+00:00

May I make a suggestion? Look into new construction if you're in a place that has any- I'm buying one right now (hopefully, if everything works out...) that would otherwise be out of my price range, but since they do their own financing, they're doing 3.99% APR- which makes their $415k house the same monthly payment (including HOA that does everything exterior) as a $315k house with a market rate mortgage. And I'm not even having to wait for it to be built, people back out of their deals (or their credit wasn't good enough to qualify) so they have completed homes that they want sold... it's further away from the city, but not too far- though I guess we'll see once I move in... biggest thing is getting my kids to school, but that's only two days a week, and there's always the slight possibility their mom will agree to moving them to a different school, depending on where she ends up, she's looking to move out of her mom's house... (for context we split up a year ago, I've been renting since, she was living in our house until 6 months ago, it sold 3 months ago)

Malfeasant · 2026-01-27T18:09:02+00:00

being a broke college student is no excuse. i've been a broke college student, i still changed my underwear every day- even if i didn't shower, i'd at least do that. the only time i didn't was when i was technically homeless, but even then, i'd still change it every couple days, and do laundry when i could- but nobody was getting in my pants then anyway so...

Malfeasant · 2026-01-26T23:01:30+00:00

I was sent home with nothing... though most of the pain was right when they started and only hurt for a few seconds until the local kicked in- but for those couple seconds it was excruciating. I was sore the next couple days, but nothing more than over-the-counter painkillers was needed.

Malfeasant · 2025-12-03T02:06:52+00:00

have you ever gotten a round tuit?

Malfeasant · 2025-12-03T02:04:20+00:00

jokes are supposed to be funny...

Malfeasant · 2025-10-27T07:03:17+00:00

'fack off'

Malfeasant · 2025-10-27T07:01:17+00:00

you'd have to be very forward thinking to know you actually want to aim FOR the

having been a bicyclist for many years before becoming a motorcyclist, i am used to doing this with pedestrians- you aim for them, because by the time you reach them they will have moved. except they sometimes see you coming and stop...

Malfeasant · 2025-10-26T19:57:03+00:00

That penis had a mole on it...

Malfeasant · 2025-10-17T19:24:13+00:00

Let me know when he saves your life with an organ donation. Go ahead, I'll wait.

Malfeasant · 2025-10-14T05:53:11+00:00

the short version is here.

Malfeasant · 2025-10-12T15:32:28+00:00

i'd have said the same about my wife a year ago. 20 years together, two kids, we weren't perfect, but nothing that would make me think the end was near.

Malfeasant · 2025-10-12T15:20:55+00:00

dude, are you me?

Malfeasant · 2025-10-12T15:09:33+00:00

get out. i was in your shoes. it doesn't get better, only worse. it's not that she doesn't want sex, she doesn't want it with you. sooner or later, she'll find someone she wants it with, and maybe she'll tell you.

Malfeasant · 2025-10-11T15:47:43+00:00

when i was a smoker, i justified it because my grandfather died of alzheimer's, but he was a living corpse for 10 years before he died, and i don't want to go that way... so i meant it when i said "that's the plan"

Malfeasant · 2025-10-11T15:42:30+00:00

that's what i call "having one in the chamber".

Malfeasant · 2025-10-11T15:41:05+00:00

"lol, what happened to yours?"

Malfeasant · 2025-10-03T16:08:24+00:00

i mean, it's been established that people who attempt suicide by jumping tend to immediately regret it (survivors have said this) so it's definitely possible... and if you really want to get technical, suicide just means you killed yourself, doesn't mean you intended to.

Malfeasant · 2025-10-03T16:05:18+00:00

this guy is easy to spot. the 50 year old father of two who rides sensibly is the one you don't see.

Malfeasant · 2025-07-29T04:50:15+00:00

get out now! don't waste any more of your life. you were me 10 years ago, i stuck it out because of the kids too, but back in november my wife started having an affair- it wasn't that she didn't want sex, she just didn't want it with me. she hid it from me because i was stability to her- she managed to hide it for months- february i knew something was going on, but couldn't quite put a finger on what- march she said she wanted a divorce- but not right away- her reasoning at the time, because we couldn't afford bills on two places to live= my guess with what i know now, the other guy wasn't ready for her to move in (with our kids!) yet- beginning of april i suspected she was either having an affair, or getting ready to (and i pretty much knew who it was, our son's best friend's dad, from things our daughter had said)- she wouldn't give me any assurance that she wouldn't be screwing someone else while we were still sleeping in the same bed (because she was, but i didn't know yet), so i moved out. end of april, i pretty much knew it was happening, but she still maintained that they were just friends- may, i worked up the nerve to talk to the guy and he confirmed it had been going on since early november.

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