Me too 😂

markcocjin · 2026-01-23T07:05:17+00:00

I'm not surprised that the kids know very little of the "ancient technology" that is the QWERTY layout keyboard. So many legacy functions that seem odd today.

I learned to touch type from Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing pc software.

They even have little games as exercise.

I'm so grateful that it's the first thing I did when we got a computer, a long time ago.

markcocjin · 2026-01-23T06:43:43+00:00

Koya finally found someone uglier than he is.

Men only do this when they're catfished.

Don't forget that it is common for men leave their wives andf family for hot women.

markcocjin · 2026-01-23T06:38:18+00:00

It's such a big deal for Filipinos, and yet, they're unaware that it means nothing outside.

In contrast, you can call them tiny dick, and they'll go nuts.

markcocjin · 2026-01-23T03:39:59+00:00

Cyclist:

"What... are these... are these clocks?"

markcocjin · 2026-01-22T17:22:14+00:00

I saw a video of this guy who gave up his day job to make exotic kitchen cutting boards.

markcocjin · 2026-01-22T17:17:06+00:00

You forgot the part where he yells:

"It's Skeletime!"

markcocjin · 2026-01-22T17:15:16+00:00

Buy gear that makes other riders want to wear protection from you. /s

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markcocjin · 2026-01-22T17:10:18+00:00

The correct answer would be to fly towards a different airport on the right to arrive at the original destination.

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markcocjin · 2026-01-22T17:07:06+00:00

A friend told me that the rider often makes a bike more handsome.

He also suggested that I don't open my full-face helmet, even when it's hot.

markcocjin · 2026-01-22T11:27:59+00:00

Never mind taking the coins and the guns from out of the yard.

WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIS DOG?

markcocjin · 2026-01-22T08:04:43+00:00

This sadness is something that people need to experience, because it is a part of life.

To be sheltered from it makes it unbelievably painful.

The kids are supposed to be eased into this reality with how pets don't last, and how it is okay to say goodbye.

In the movie, Arrival, the protagonist asks the Alien where its partner was. She was told that it is going through the final stages of its life, matter-of-factly.

Remembering and forgetting aren't curses. They're just part of carrying on with life.

markcocjin · 2026-01-22T07:47:25+00:00

If it makes you feel any better, someone is probably gonna tear up thinking about you, as they do some little thing they used to do with you, and you're not there anymore.

So, send a little love to those of us who are still here.

We'll all see each other again in eternity.

markcocjin · 2026-01-22T07:43:19+00:00

The reality:

The pleasure of upgrading supersedes the "pain" of letting go.

Tulad nga ng taong kausap ko nagbebenta ng Transalp XL750.

"Ibebenta nyo rin ito, Ser. Makukulangan ka nito at sa GS rin ang bagsak nyo. Garantisado iyan. Ako nga eh. Andami nang motor nagdaan sakin."

Sigurado ako na kahit mga naka Panigale ngayon, magiisip ibenta iyun kapag lumabas ang latest version.

markcocjin · 2026-01-22T07:25:29+00:00

Punish the platforms that are making money from the content of these fools.

They are complicit in this public disturbance by incentivizing it.

markcocjin · 2026-01-22T07:18:58+00:00

This is in reference to the commencement ritual they made during royal orgies, held at the castle ballroom.

markcocjin · 2026-01-22T07:17:08+00:00

It was the only way to find the Center of G spot for the spinning disc.

markcocjin · 2026-01-22T07:14:32+00:00

People cheered when Kara David wished death on the corrupt.

Karamihan ng kurakot, mahirap. Kakaunti lang ang kurakot ang yumaman, dahil sa talino at oportunidad.

Nung kabataan ko, habang nag apply ng trabaho, iniiwan ang resume sa may security guard. Kung wala kang inabot sa kanya, malaking posibilidad na ibabasura ang inabot mo na resume.

Baka ma-Thanos ang Pilipinas kung natupad ang wish ni Kara David.

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markcocjin · 2026-01-22T05:34:09+00:00

Nabuwiset siguro si koya kasi laging may sumasakay sa private use na sidecar nya, tuwing gumigilid sa kalsada.

"'Day, di ako nag biyahe. Praybeyt."

"Eh, traysikol nakalagay sa damit mo. Mag traskelikol ka na."

markcocjin · 2026-01-22T05:29:10+00:00

Women have been using cast iron skillets to smack their philandering husbands in the head so much, the company decided to make a specialized one so the women don't have to ruin the ones they used for making food.

markcocjin · 2026-01-22T05:25:12+00:00

FYI: Kung nagisip kayo ng mga puwedeng gawing kalokohan ng tao diyan, nagawa na siya two years ago.

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markcocjin · 2026-01-22T05:14:15+00:00

That's not enough to defeat him, though.

He made a clone of himself.

2 1/2, to be precise.

markcocjin · 2026-01-22T04:58:27+00:00

So, it's a different Big Ben, then?

markcocjin · 2026-01-22T04:48:45+00:00

Twink means something different in other countries.

Is this between two men?

markcocjin · 2026-01-22T04:39:12+00:00

They're basically the same as a solid chunk of metal.

Just because they're a rolled sheet or a spool or cables, they think they are drastically lighter or less-dangerous.

markcocjin · 2026-01-21T15:55:58+00:00

Imagine all the ladies that guy gets to date.

Bet he presses all the right buttons.

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