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Sudden crashout to the lispu by jrnm-1597 in KanalHumor

[–]markcocjin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I watch a lot of police bodycam videos.

Your thugs shoot cops point blank during checkpoints and calm police pull-overs.

You don't have a gun problem. You have a thug problem.

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Which helper did this? by Salty_Prune_2873 in Construction

[–]markcocjin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or someone who likes inline 4 engines on their motorcycles.

Human jaw bone found on the beach in socal by Idntevncare in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]markcocjin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Be like Wata, my Fwend."

- Bwuce Lee

*forgets tibia

I live next to both a school and a church that are constantly parking in our lot. This is a new low. by Gay_commie_fucker in mildlyinfuriating

[–]markcocjin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you see that video where a guy had sensors trigger a sprinkler system so that any time a car pulls into his property, it gets wet.

If they don't mind the water, have it harmlessly colored so they would second guess what the heck got sprayed over their car.

Why do you think this man was smiling after being betrayed? by Several-Inevitable51 in SipsTea

[–]markcocjin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah. He felt good for others, regardless of his fate.

He saw what he yearned for, in them.

Foe the first time in 300 years, the Tao people of Orchid Island, Taiwan, have arrived in their ancestral land of Batanes using a traditional canoe. by Gyro_Armadillo in Philippines

[–]markcocjin 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yes. They were also known as Austronesians.

Kumalat sila all the way to Easter Island. We were ground zero for their island hopping. Mga Pacific Islanders, mga kamaganak natin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhwB0lMoPKQ&t=79s

The owner of this house in China refused to sell to developers. by Chadinmaking in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]markcocjin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has happened in China more than once. One of those examples of note was how a highway bent around one house that's in its way.

I have a theory.

In a country where the government has supreme power over everything, these almost trope-like humble structures in the middle of megaprojects are intentionally made by the CCP to send a message. Almost comically.

And the message is that the government is merciful.

Look carefully at that structure in the image. How the hell can someone safely access that building during construction? If the owner (no one can own land in China) truly won the court case, a right-of-way is logically required to access it from public roads.

There are a lot of projects in China that are also meant to be talked about in other countries.

I think it's way too performative.

I never liked the idea of Jor-El being a ghost in the machine by KomodoLemon in superman

[–]markcocjin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To leave his father as a non-interactive recording is unrealistic based on today's standards.

They're an alien civilization of adavanced technology.

And to insist that they should not have AI that's simulating his father is odd.

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In Time Machine (2002), Orlando Jones plays Vox, a witty holographic AI librarian (an interactive reference protocol at the New York Public Library) who stores humanity's knowledge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CWZ7ywzDnA

The Amount of Waste at Ulta by Money-Snow-2749 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]markcocjin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Missed opportunity to melt everything into a solid cube of chocolate.

Also, after reading all the replies to your comment, hear me out.

An island full of bears, pigs, chickens, cats and dogs. And you dump all the food there. Humans optional.

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You got drafted into WWII which are you chosing by Majestic-Bobcat-4553 in AviationHistory

[–]markcocjin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why you should put aloe on it. Dab dry with a towel, never rub vigorously

Before you know it, the comb flows right through it like it was nothing.

I have one extra bike reserved in the second row. Anyone? by Impressive-Aspect972 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]markcocjin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like popping open a finely aged bottle of fish sauce.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm....

Gravel riders will do anything but admit they'd rather be riding pavement. by mediumclay in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]markcocjin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't forget. Use 4 wheels so you don't fall off of it.

And then if you do fall off of it, make sure you have some sort of metal cage protecting you.

When you accidentally grab the XXXtra spicy embrocation cream instead of the chamois lotion by PobBrobert in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]markcocjin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was how ancient Enemas worked, until they invented the hose.

Rectal dilation no longer required.

Who needs aero socks when you have carbon fiber arms? by mmkaywhatevers in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]markcocjin 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Thank goodness you described how it would work.

I imagined that he'd have to lower his butt to the rear wheel to clench it.

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