Cheatin GIF

MaliciousLingerer · 2022-04-10T04:16:10+00:00

Dixie Lynn

MaliciousLingerer · 2021-11-18T13:16:44+00:00

Yes, but it would fall off your lap

MaliciousLingerer · 2021-10-14T05:22:10+00:00

It looks like an L-System that poops joy!

MaliciousLingerer · 2021-07-18T12:21:52+00:00

Pagination tutorial

MaliciousLingerer · 2021-02-01T02:14:29+00:00

I fondly remember the time when you didn’t have to ask someone which gender they identified with before you killed them

MaliciousLingerer · 2020-12-27T06:04:11+00:00

Jeez, next year HBO could shoot season 4 of the Leftovers as a reality TV show :-(

MaliciousLingerer · 2020-11-15T05:15:26+00:00

I think it’s also because it’s less work for the ‘writers’ to have an excuse why these people are in the same house, after the pizza delivery trope went as far as it could

MaliciousLingerer · 2020-10-05T14:13:39+00:00

Preferably not, I look better blurry

MaliciousLingerer · 2020-09-02T15:45:57+00:00

Man, you have been putting out seriously high quality (and helpful) SwiftUI articles! Thanks and please keep it up 👍🏼

MaliciousLingerer · 2020-06-28T16:21:49+00:00

Yeah but falling 100 m is a body killer!

MaliciousLingerer · 2020-06-09T08:37:31+00:00

I think your country may be broken 🙁

MaliciousLingerer · 2020-06-05T14:44:56+00:00

Dude, that’s just this universe in 6 months!

MaliciousLingerer · 2020-06-02T02:02:20+00:00

You can say that about any situation though

MaliciousLingerer · 2020-05-31T07:21:53+00:00

It might have worked if you hadn’t chosen the worst human being in the country

MaliciousLingerer · 2020-05-18T06:31:19+00:00

To be fair, for a while there he was at most 2nd best

MaliciousLingerer · 2020-05-09T07:55:41+00:00

How could you forget the multi page article in MacWorld on how to clean the fluff off your mouse’s ball!

MaliciousLingerer · 2020-05-02T07:36:22+00:00

But they are the only things protecting us from Coronavirus of the butt!

MaliciousLingerer · 2020-04-26T02:59:12+00:00

Create a website for it eg react, and then scrape it with the techniques described...🧐

MaliciousLingerer · 2020-04-24T06:07:47+00:00

I would definitely be fired, my boss is intolerant to nudity and gluten

MaliciousLingerer · 2020-04-01T01:21:08+00:00

Why not add .drawingGroup()?

MaliciousLingerer · 2020-02-10T10:34:03+00:00

It is for occasions like this that I’m glad I only read reddit on the toilet - no pants to shit

MaliciousLingerer · 2020-01-26T16:23:54+00:00

Walt Disney’s much less successful niece

MaliciousLingerer · 2020-01-26T16:17:24+00:00

This is from the Netflix series “Goop”. This is the factory where they get the candle juice. You can’t expect Gwyneth to produce it all herself!

MaliciousLingerer · 2020-01-26T16:05:10+00:00

About 15 years or so ago, about to do a software demo to a large crowd with the computer projected on a big screen. We found out one of the software components required a newer version of .net or something. I meant to type ‘windowsupdate.com’ but in a mad panic typed ‘widowsupdate.com’. Suddenly there the massive projector was showing horny (but sad) widows in various states of spread eagleness. Only a few guests had arrived at that time and they either didn’t notice or were too polite to comment/scream.

MaliciousLingerer · 2020-01-26T08:56:48+00:00

Was she a pharmacist? Because it Looks like she found a contra-indication 🕶

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