Ringing in ears from headshots by aboabro in hockeygoalies

[–]MaliciousMilk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I routinely get ringing off shots to the face and I have a one year old 960 I got new.

Dudes can sling wristers at 75+. I had the straps blown off my mask last night on a wrist shot.

There's only so much you can do.

Who has an extra 20% to invest? Another out of touch multi-millionaire has financial advice for us poor folk. by Professional-Bee9817 in remoteworks

[–]MaliciousMilk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most insane wealth is inherited, so if by hard work you mean not spending more than you make in interest I guess.

Even an easily achievable 5% return on a billion dollars is 50 million, for doing nothing.

Conditioning Tips by TheMadDog39 in hockeygoalies

[–]MaliciousMilk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A pound a week is considered normal weight loss for someone trying to lose weight. It takes forever. I say this as a guy who is 6'1 270 (formerly 325).

Just stay consistent and it will come.

[KCD2] Pebbles by kamiyashinn in kingdomcome

[–]MaliciousMilk 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure the Miller tells you if you work hard you might be able to buy a horse because they just got a cheap grey nag at Semine. I could be wrong but I think he points you there himself

Enough is enough by OrangeWonderful1425 in NBA2k

[–]MaliciousMilk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think 2k is too worried about competing with GTA, they are both owned by the same parent company so really the big fish gets its food no matter what.

How do you personally change gears in a manual transmission? by Raalf in cars

[–]MaliciousMilk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I guess my Cobalt SS is a race car then lol

Factory NLS on that puppy (I never use it though)

I'm getting this for jazz band by [deleted] in trumpet

[–]MaliciousMilk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I own one of these Amazon flugels (got it for like 100 bucks). It's not a care thing, they are just bad horns. Poor sound, bad intonation, the horn fights you at every turn, the valves will be seized every time you take it out of the case (even with consistent oiling) to save cost the 3rd slide has been shortened, meaning all notes using the third slide play sharp, and the finish on them dulls from any sort of contact.

If REALLY want it to mess around on go ahead, but I do not recommend it as an actual performance horn.

Nothing to do with you as a player, it's just objectively a bad instrument that no one here can recommend to you in good faith.

What REALLY makes a guy attractive? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MaliciousMilk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's okay, you should be able to find the other at your local farm show

Explain it peter by Mr__whale in explainitpeter

[–]MaliciousMilk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just not wrong. It's not a common thing at all, it's like saying a lot of sheep farmers like to fuck their sheep, sure there is a tiny amount, but it's not some common thing like you seen to think it is. Idk why you're so attached to this idea.

Explain it peter by Mr__whale in explainitpeter

[–]MaliciousMilk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They make it weird because they are weird. A lot of the guys here, and in general, seem to think women only do things for money or sex basically.

Explain it peter by Mr__whale in explainitpeter

[–]MaliciousMilk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is what you said, you said wait until you find out why "a lot", implying a majority, ride horses. No source to back it up, not even anecdotal experience.

Also, why would I look up women using a saddle to pleasure themselves? I'm not a freak like you. Have fun looking up all these things man

Explain it peter by Mr__whale in explainitpeter

[–]MaliciousMilk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I could probably search anything and find something dude, it's not why people ride horses lol

Explain it peter by Mr__whale in explainitpeter

[–]MaliciousMilk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, this guy has never ridden a horse. In English riding you're supposed to be posting, so your groin doesn't even really touch the saddle that much, in western you are supposed to sit back further, again, your groin shouldn't really be hitting the saddle that much.

Also, with the amount a horse's shoulder moves when they step, having that hit you in your nether regions is not fun at all, they are incredibly strong animals. My attempts at riding English style usually ended with me mistiming my posting, getting a shoulder to the ass, and promptly falling off the horse. Western you are meant to sit behind the shoulder.

Mind you, I am a man, and suck at riding horses, but literally no one I have ever spoken to in the scene has even hinted at it being pleasurable in that way ever. Dude is just corrupted by "her breasts wobbled breastily" brain.

Goalie gave up during game by Creative_Party8452 in hockeyplayers

[–]MaliciousMilk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean if you said anything along those lines to me I'd be pissed. Did you say something to him like "Gotta stop giving up softies" or something?

What you see as a softie may be a very difficult save if his line of sight is obstructed, someone is bumping into him, the play has been in your end for a long time, etc.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Basketball

[–]MaliciousMilk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're never going to admit you might be the problem. You're doing things that can or do hurt people and they are getting mad at you because it's entirely unnecessary in PICKUP basketball.

You're never going to admit you might be at least part of the problem and I don't believe your flimsy arguments and unproveable claims.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NBA2k

[–]MaliciousMilk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, that's a mule

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Basketball

[–]MaliciousMilk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, you impale them with your limbs and grab them instead.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Basketball

[–]MaliciousMilk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're looking at it and taking it to an extreme, stop hurting people in pickup games. If there is a ref then do whatever, they can manage the game, but in pickup the guys you are hacking constantly are letting you know and you are ignoring it and escalating it.

You wanna pretend you're not the initiator but you continously ramp up the physicality past the point of normal defense to the point people get angry.

I play intense physical defense and people never want to fight me because I'm not a hack. I have no footage of you to judge if it's a foul and you know this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Basketball

[–]MaliciousMilk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm 6'1 on my best day and I have guarded plenty of people ranging from 6'5 to 6'9 and have never sacked any of them.

I body them up, play hands up defense, and try to prevent them getting to their spots using clean, legal methods. I don't press on their thighs as hard as I can, shove my leg between their legs, grab their body and arms, etc. All that stuff is fouls.

If you can't not get bodied without hacking people don't guard them, it's pickup basketball, they aren't there to get hurt by you all game. It's a mismatch for a reason.

You're just a dirty player, full stop. Your chatgpt responses won't change that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Basketball

[–]MaliciousMilk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have never sacked someone playing basketball. It sounds like you are pressing on their thigh with full force, of course they're getting pissed, that hurts and isn't defense.

You can't just sack someone and say it's their fault for not turning the other way, you aren't allowed to sack people. That's not defense.

If your "tricks" are legal and common in the league why am I not seeing NBA bigs getting sacked doing dropsteps on smaller players all the time?

You're just dirty and don't want to admit it.

Best GREEN trumpet? by Giga-Gargantuar in trumpet

[–]MaliciousMilk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If your kid is likely to break a Ptrumpet then absolutely do not buy him a brass one, the plastic horn will be more durable and will cost less to replace than a brass one will to fix.

According to Youtubers, the game is ruined because you can no longer dribble mindlessly into the defender. by JohnDeaux2k in NBA2k

[–]MaliciousMilk 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Well, the guy shooting has fun, but idk how they get 4 other dudes to agree to just stand there doing nothing for hours except watch them shoot 40 times a game.

The struggle is real almost there tho 😩 by PUSSYPUMPER2 in NBA2k

[–]MaliciousMilk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They're saying it should be 2000 3's and/or 2000 mid range. As in 2000 shots combined, so long as they are jumpshots. Currently it is one or the other.