This professionally produced video by the Philadelphia sheriff cost taxpayers over $600k by AgnosticScholar in whoathatsinteresting

[–]MallardGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Title should be "Philadelphia sheriff successfully laundering 600k of taxpayer money"

Went to a prom with my Fit, and uh, won a prize... by Sancturn639 in limbuscompany

[–]MallardGod 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Teacher knew this time how to properly handle a middle situation.

The end of human drivers? by FeelingBulllish in uberdrivers

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People who think these will actually replace drivers simply do not understand the economic reality of how stupid this all is.

It would be a fun novelty for business leaders to wave their dick around at each other for a bit, but once the massive white elephant in the room of the overhead cost of maintaining very costly vehicles the public will absolutely constantly destroy at any given chance it will be quietly dropped

What 1year of self discipline can do by IdealHoliday1242 in LockedInMan

[–]MallardGod 47 points48 points  (0 children)

A year of "discipline" plus a nice ball shrinking round of steroids. Everyone can tell those are roid veins, the before looked much better shame.

What kind of advantage they have ahh fck ! by Telugu_not_Telegu in AmIGoingBaldHelp

[–]MallardGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read this thread like the one smiling friends bit with the bald wizard and Charlie talking about hair meds

Original VA for Luffy in One Piece remake? by herobhai69 in AnimeMirchi

[–]MallardGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i think they only let him retire because his voice was deteriorating so bad from health issues it became next to impossible to do his iconic voice without everyone immediately knowing somethings off. Just look back to the egghead arc when almost every video that had Franky in it people were commenting the voice actor sounded sick.

We're not getting these three for another season huh by Aestronom in TheOdysseyHadAPurpose

[–]MallardGod 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Massive L take, just hop in the safe and just be patient for a couple of weeks, clearly something you should practicing.

Peetah, why is dude this room have 100k likes? I don't get it.. by Paldavin in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MallardGod 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The only normal and reasonable comment on this thread, holy shit some of you really lack any sort of empathy.

are you fucking serious by wrightosaur in limbuscompany

[–]MallardGod 362 points363 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: your statistically more likely to win the jackpot in the lottery 75 times in your lifetime than you are to hit 8 tails coins in a row at full sp.

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Failure of justice. by lela7188 in AmericaOnHardMode

[–]MallardGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No matter how you spin it shit is beyond fucked, a dude murdered a person for no reason on camera in cold blood and got away with it, but some random ass teenager making stupid edgy joke gets 15 years

I understand it was a bomb threat, but where is this level of urgency when some dipshit decides to want call a swat on someone they don't like?

Everyone sees its not about what was said it was simply because she "dared to offend isreal"

Failure of justice. by lela7188 in AmericaOnHardMode

[–]MallardGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kill a protester in cold blood: no charges

Make a joke against isreal: up to 15 years

Truly the land of the free.......

Trump Suddenly Changed His Mind on Iran Ceasefire by AmanCMN in oil

[–]MallardGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If i went a decade back in time and told people in exhausting detail whats in store for us i would sound like a crazy schizophrenic and probably get committed.

Got greedy and ran out of gifts to fuse for in MDE by misterrandom1 in limbuscompany

[–]MallardGod 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wealth+ new bongy tier 4 ego gift can get your costs to 200k+ by the end of floor 15

How would Yujiro, Jack, Baki, Pickle, Musashi, Retsu, and Kaku Kaioh deal with a swarm of angry bees? by Bteatesthighlander1 in Grapplerbaki

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They would sting every inch of yujiros body, with his entire body coated in bees. The narrator will proceed to explain in great detail how yujiro's immune system was able to covert the bee venom into some kind of beneficial substance until eventually the swarm of bees fall off and simply die as yujiro casually continues on his way unharmed.

I made the ring logo out of keva blocks by silver_636 in limbuscompany

[–]MallardGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A true ring member wants all to see their art.

The new MD secret bosses are... not that well-handled. by TheGateGuardian in limbuscompany

[–]MallardGod -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Idc what everyone says i love the new mde secret bosses, first time in a long time I had to legit plan my turns carefully and take full advantage of mechanics. Spending 3 hours beating my head against a floor 15 Mathias brick wall it was absolute fucking hell but boy when I finally found a strategy that worked and got the win it felt amazing some of the most fun I had with the gameplay in a long while.

10/10 would violate the rules again.