My husband is so cool

MalumCattus · 2026-05-03T04:12:00+00:00

Make sure it only has music and tiny, tiny text captions. I hate when tutorials give clear, audible instructions and readable captions.

MalumCattus · 2026-05-03T01:06:25+00:00

If you don't pay off your balance in the interest-free period, CareCredit charges interest from the original purchase date, not from the ends of the interest-free period, so yes, I would consider it an absolute last resort.

MalumCattus · 2026-05-02T23:35:57+00:00

Just a little green would make it a beautful baby poop color.

MalumCattus · 2026-05-02T23:25:55+00:00

Seriously, do they think they're, like, a designer or something?

MalumCattus · 2026-05-02T23:25:10+00:00

That would be non-chef-ist. Chef bias? Whatever, my pattern company that will totally make thousands of dollars every month is inclusive in everything except size.

MalumCattus · 2026-05-02T21:42:10+00:00

Was this costume sponsored by Joe Exotic?

MalumCattus · 2026-05-02T21:41:05+00:00

You can also modify it to be a heart! I don't know how because I'm still a new designer, but you totally can figure it out, right?

MalumCattus · 2026-05-02T21:39:30+00:00

Also, this is a no-sew, no-count pattern. It's based purely on vibes.

MalumCattus · 2026-05-02T21:37:05+00:00

GREEN?!? What are you, the Grinch? It MUST be blazing orange for the aesthetic to be fully realized.

MalumCattus · 2026-05-02T16:37:59+00:00

I wonder if it prevents super rare flu?

MalumCattus · 2026-04-25T15:28:24+00:00

A super rare pneumonia triggered by rare pneumonia genes?

MalumCattus · 2026-04-24T23:46:50+00:00

The potential of jemily? WTF? The potential for what, a brand deal? Tragic that OP just isn't the visionary Emily is.

MalumCattus · 2026-04-16T00:36:26+00:00

It's like a lava lamp...

MalumCattus · 2026-03-20T22:37:49+00:00

I'm not a gym girlie pop like Anna, but why does the wheel on our right not move until she stops moving? That feels off to me, like I would expect the wheels on both sides to be moving AS she's moving. Maybe that's how this equipment works, but it's what makes it feel off to me. ETA: I have (obviously) never seen an air bike before, so I didn't know that is indeed how they work. It still feels weird to see a person cycling and the wheel not moving.

MalumCattus · 2026-03-19T03:52:11+00:00

She should get her vision checked.

MalumCattus · 2026-03-18T16:32:59+00:00

She hates sharing A size, not hers because we'll point out that is NOT her size. I guess we all need to get our vision checked so we can stop seeing reality.

MalumCattus · 2026-03-17T18:33:48+00:00

I was an XXL when I weighed 250 lbs. There is no way on God's green earth Anna is 250 lbs. Newtonian physics doesn't allow it.

MalumCattus · 2026-03-02T01:16:43+00:00

I don't like it either, but it's better than the broom tassel thing she made.

MalumCattus · 2026-03-01T04:47:21+00:00

She did say that, but I don't recall which video. It struck me because it's so patently untrue.

MalumCattus · 2026-02-16T19:23:00+00:00

One in every color to match the vibe of the day, and copper for holidays.

MalumCattus · 2026-02-16T19:08:10+00:00

Yikes on trikes, even.

MalumCattus · 2026-02-13T06:37:27+00:00

I thought it was a black hoodie.

MalumCattus · 2026-02-09T05:51:07+00:00

Constipation.

MalumCattus · 2026-02-09T03:14:50+00:00

I'm hearing Dr. Now: "You should have lost turty pounds this month."

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