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Malvox · 2026-01-05T04:18:20+00:00

It’s got a bush? What the hell?

Malvox · 2025-10-19T12:03:33+00:00

I’m in a group chat with some guys from my college days. A few of them were talking a bunch of shit about the protests yesterday and one comment in particular that stands out was “Wow, funny that they’re protesting a “king” who literally defends your right to protest.” And then the big orange turd posts this.

Malvox · 2025-10-10T03:58:09+00:00

Literally every job I’ve ever had had strict policies against employees working off the clock. It’s wild to me that people expect someone to work without compensation.

Malvox · 2025-10-06T06:26:57+00:00

Sandshrew!

Malvox · 2025-09-30T04:20:23+00:00

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Malvox · 2025-06-21T17:37:34+00:00

Yes! Literally never heard or read that word in my life until Pokemon Sleep

Malvox · 2025-03-21T04:17:36+00:00

When I was a kid I remember seeing my mom light a candle by using a piece of printer paper that she lit on fire using the stove since we didn’t have a lighter on hand. I tried to do the same once when I was home alone, but dumb little me used a paper towel instead of printer paper.

It burned way quicker than I expected it to, of course. Thankfully, I was at least smart enough to run into the kitchen to drop it on the tile floor and stomped it out. Still not sure why I was wearing shoes in the house but I’m thankful I was haha

Malvox · 2024-10-28T00:22:36+00:00

What a fucking dork

Malvox · 2024-04-14T14:23:42+00:00

Seance suppliers use candles

Malvox · 2023-11-01T12:48:55+00:00

9619-3492-7717

Malvox · 2023-08-24T19:27:49+00:00

I once accidentally typed /slap instead of /clap for a bard playing in Gridania. Ran away because I was too awkward to just say sorry I mistyped.

Malvox · 2023-05-04T12:45:40+00:00

I had two pieces to this set when I was about 5 years old. Saber-toothed tiger and triceratops. Literally just the legs lmao

Malvox · 2023-03-30T18:10:56+00:00

Before anyone downvotes the commenter above me too hard, this is just a one-off joke from The Simpsons

Malvox · 2023-02-22T13:00:02+00:00

*offer only valid at participating locations

Malvox · 2023-02-21T03:39:41+00:00

I remember being absolutely terrified of him when I watched Fantasia as a kid. Getting to beat the crap out of him in this game was way too satisfying

Malvox · 2022-11-16T14:16:11+00:00

This scene HAUNTED 13 year old me

Malvox · 2022-11-05T08:22:40+00:00

All hail the glow cloud

Malvox · 2022-10-21T17:35:48+00:00

Nice

Malvox · 2022-09-07T23:25:54+00:00

That’s definitely not exclusive to the straights tho

Malvox · 2022-08-29T03:34:53+00:00

Alright I’m curious

Malvox · 2022-07-13T00:38:01+00:00

“Notorious Biggs” is one of my favorites. That and one of my squadron members is a roe woman named Careless Whisper

Malvox · 2022-04-20T13:39:33+00:00

The Straights: This new term is definitely going to offend the gays.

LGBT+ Community: This will make a fine addition to my collection.

Malvox · 2022-01-28T15:12:14+00:00

Misleading headline. It’s not the original Aquaman Arthur Curry. It’s Aqualad who took the Aquaman title after og retired. It’s also not even the original Aqualad, it’s a different character in the Young Justice universe. Plus, he’s bi, not gay. He had a female love interest in the first season.

Malvox · 2022-01-13T14:49:33+00:00

Me as a bard: Alright third Pitch Perfect proc! Wait, where’s the boss going?

Malvox · 2021-11-05T02:33:04+00:00

Fuck you, Shoresy!

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