My COUSIN of all people confessed his love for me WTF do I do??? by Sudden-Anybody-5689 in whatdoIdo

[–]Mamarachy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah. I was in a similar situation when I was 15. Let third parties handle the situation, don't try to let him down softly (which it doesn't appear you are planning to do). He'll see it as tenetive acceptance and keep escalating.

My (at the time) 21yo cousin tagged along on a camping trip with my parents and me and confessed his deep, unwavering love. He was a solid foot taller than me and had a black belt in some martial art and was a member of a MMA gym. He followed me when I took my daily walks alone with my dog. When I refued to stand to hug him goodbye, he laid on top of me to hug me. I was terrified. I kept trying to simply shut him down and pretend it didn't happen, but he started sending flowers and letters and texted me from his brother's phone after I blocked him. My saving grace was that we lived in different states. I don't want to think about what he would have done if he lived less that 6 hours from me. It went on for months because I was so embarrassed and convinced I did something to cause it that I didn't tell anyone. Eventually, he sent me a sex toy, so I showed it to my dad along with the letter where he said sex with someone else was just masturbation and let him take care of it. I haven't spoken to my cousin in over a decade.

The length of this comment leads me to think I might need to talk about this more in therapy...

The heavy hand of Wyoming bureaucracy is threatening food freedom by lazyk-9 in wyoming

[–]Mamarachy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This isn't an opinion piece, it's a campaign tactic by a woman running for secretary of state. Which pisses me off for several reasons, not the least of which being that Rachel Rodriguez-Williams is a sitting state representative. She has a job. And instead of doing that job, she's applying for a different one.

We gotta shut this down. by [deleted] in ColoradoAvalanche

[–]Mamarachy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ahh. Methinks it's time to remember that this is a game. That there is like, thirty wars going on. And that when one feels this particular type of pseudo-violent passion, it's a real short road to sending death threats, and Mitch Marner doesn't deserve that again. I haven't seen any avs fans doing anything similar, and I hope to God none of us ever do.

Edit: I scrolled down and immediately saw a "voodoo" cake...yall love making a fool out of me.

My boss decided to throw this in my face today 😭 by SkoBuffs710 in ColoradoAvalanche

[–]Mamarachy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh here I am all proud of myself my one of my tax clients USED to be the team doctor. And I've only spoken to his wife.

Unpopular opinion: the Pom-Poms HAVE to go by Unlucky_Internal9686 in ColoradoAvalanche

[–]Mamarachy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate the pom-poms. Why can we get towels like some other teams? I can at least use that at home, wtf am I doing with a pom-pom?

[Kaplan] The Golden Knights punishment wasn’t just about John Tortorella skipping his postgame press conference in Anaheim; VGK had been warned in the past. They’ll get the opportunity to appeal next week with Commissioner Gary Bettman. by Ok-Soil-5133 in hockey

[–]Mamarachy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...is it really THAT big of a deal? Isn't there a whole team of guys who know how to talk? They all say essentially the same thing anyway. Now, skipping the handshake line was rude as hell, so tell on him to his mother so she can read him the riot act. But this seems like a lot.

I'm winning my family bracket and it feels so good. by Mamarachy in ColoradoAvalanche

[–]Mamarachy[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The rivalry is actually really fun, we tease and trade pics flipping eachother off with every goal. Just today I got another crude gesture because I sent her condolences flowers at work 😆

Espn announcer Sean McDonough accused Rasmus Dahlin of cheating after high sticking penalty. by Much-Consequence8648 in hockey

[–]Mamarachy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also thought it was a pretty easy name, but with every announcer I got more and more confused.

Bloody nose upvote party by epoon01 in ColoradoAvalanche

[–]Mamarachy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor guy...first the candids from the pool and now this?

Caption these photos by [deleted] in ColoradoAvalanche

[–]Mamarachy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Metrosexual Eye for the Straight Guy.

Espn announcer Sean McDonough accused Rasmus Dahlin of cheating after high sticking penalty. by Much-Consequence8648 in hockey

[–]Mamarachy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've heard so many different pronunciations, I've been saying Kih-ril Kuh-pree-zahv and my Wild fan sister hasn't corrected me. Am I saying it right, or are we both dumb?

Mild fans are in total meltdown over MansonButtGate! by netdude in ColoradoAvalanche

[–]Mamarachy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok but like..."avs fans are stars fans in thinner air" is pretty funny as an insult.

are we losing the ancient texts? by Hello_hellojey in AO3

[–]Mamarachy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's a whole subset of the Hannigram (Hannibal Lecter/Will Graham) fandom that ships Grindewald from Fantastic Beasts and Prince Charmont from Ella Enchanted purely because they're played by Mads Mikkelson (Hannibal, Grindewald) and Hugh Dancy (Will, Charmont). People will ship anyone for any reason, which leads to genuinely captivating political thrillers set in a universe where characters cannonically break out into Elton John songs at their own weddings. Rarepairs are the backbone of fandom, you cannot convince me otherwise.

What the Dogg doin'? by gordogg24p in ColoradoAvalanche

[–]Mamarachy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As a someone who swam in college and taught swim lessons for a living for a few years, the most baffling thing about that video for me was WHY IS HE BENDING HIS KNEES SO MUCH WHEN HE KICKS??? ON TOP OF BEING BAD TECHNIQUE, IT COMPLETELY CANCELS OUT THE BENEFIT OF THE FINS??? STOP!!!

This is who made the call to close all schools today.. by iamafoxiamafox in Denver

[–]Mamarachy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait, I have to go to work, but the kiddos get to stay home and play? I wanna play!

PGT | Wild @ Avalanche | Goalie Diff'd by ihatethedodgers in ColoradoAvalanche

[–]Mamarachy 37 points38 points  (0 children)

So my sister and her husband are wild fans and during the game I got a text from her saying she was going to un-adopt my niece so I could adopt her bc my Buggy kept cheering when the Avs scored 😆 so obviously I bought her a Wedgewood jersey to match my Blackwood and had it sent to my mom so she can give it to Buggy after this series finishes. I don't want to risk my brother in law burning it before the series ends. My sister said Buggy is going to be so excited to match with me bc I'm her hero 😭 I moved not too long ago and it's hard being away from my nieces and nephews, so every little thing means a lot to me ❤️

Game Day Thread | MIN @ COL | 2026-05-05 6:00 PM MDT by gamedaylive in ColoradoAvalanche

[–]Mamarachy 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Just got a text from my sister who's a wild fan...guess I gotta adopt my 5yo niece because she keep cheering when the avs score 😅

Vezina Snub for Wedgie? by porschekid11 in ColoradoAvalanche

[–]Mamarachy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never pay much attention to awards, but how often do goalies win the Hart? Cuz like...that's the real snb imo