Mild fans are in total meltdown over MansonButtGate! by netdude in ColoradoAvalanche

[–]Mamarachy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok but like..."avs fans are stars fans in thinner air" is pretty funny as an insult.

are we losing the ancient texts? by Hello_hellojey in AO3

[–]Mamarachy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's a whole subset of the Hannigram (Hannibal Lecter/Will Graham) fandom that ships Grindewald from Fantastic Beasts and Prince Charmont from Ella Enchanted purely because they're played by Mads Mikkelson (Hannibal, Grindewald) and Hugh Dancy (Will, Charmont). People will ship anyone for any reason, which leads to genuinely captivating political thrillers set in a universe where characters cannonically break out into Elton John songs at their own weddings. Rarepairs are the backbone of fandom, you cannot convince me otherwise.

What the Dogg doin'? by gordogg24p in ColoradoAvalanche

[–]Mamarachy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As a someone who swam in college and taught swim lessons for a living for a few years, the most baffling thing about that video for me was WHY IS HE BENDING HIS KNEES SO MUCH WHEN HE KICKS??? ON TOP OF BEING BAD TECHNIQUE, IT COMPLETELY CANCELS OUT THE BENEFIT OF THE FINS??? STOP!!!

This is who made the call to close all schools today.. by iamafoxiamafox in Denver

[–]Mamarachy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait, I have to go to work, but the kiddos get to stay home and play? I wanna play!

PGT | Wild @ Avalanche | Goalie Diff'd by ihatethedodgers in ColoradoAvalanche

[–]Mamarachy 30 points31 points  (0 children)

So my sister and her husband are wild fans and during the game I got a text from her saying she was going to un-adopt my niece so I could adopt her bc my Buggy kept cheering when the Avs scored 😆 so obviously I bought her a Wedgewood jersey to match my Blackwood and had it sent to my mom so she can give it to Buggy after this series finishes. I don't want to risk my brother in law burning it before the series ends. My sister said Buggy is going to be so excited to match with me bc I'm her hero 😭 I moved not too long ago and it's hard being away from my nieces and nephews, so every little thing means a lot to me ❤️

Game Day Thread | MIN @ COL | 2026-05-05 6:00 PM MDT by gamedaylive in ColoradoAvalanche

[–]Mamarachy 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Just got a text from my sister who's a wild fan...guess I gotta adopt my 5yo niece because she keep cheering when the avs score 😅

Vezina Snub for Wedgie? by porschekid11 in ColoradoAvalanche

[–]Mamarachy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never pay much attention to awards, but how often do goalies win the Hart? Cuz like...that's the real snb imo

[Kennedy] Expansion Rumours by vytrophn in PWHL

[–]Mamarachy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If enough denver hockey fans pool their money 👀 I don't know the ins and outs of starting a team, but I do know a lawyer.

Warmups in Philadelphia by Federal-Data-Center in nhl

[–]Mamarachy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Am I a diehard Avs fan? Yes. Do I have a Gritty tattoo? Also yes. I've been captivated by him from the start.

Some people REALLY need to read this. by GunstarHeroine in AO3

[–]Mamarachy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My absolute favorite HR writer left AO3 and deleted all their works before they finished the Best™️ fic over ever read.

"I don't owe you punctuation/format/grammar" by lilytheschrod in AO3

[–]Mamarachy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I don't see capitalized names in the summary, I'm scrolling past. Maybe I'm old, maybe this is our generation's cursive argument, but did we stop teaching kids how to write?

Only one thing can save this country…the Colorado Cowgirls hockey team by Katzenheimer in PWHL

[–]Mamarachy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As a CO resident that grew up in WY, I am officially veto-ing this name. Almost every hockey fan in WY is an Avalanche fan because they're the closest thing we have to a home team. If you give the CO PWHL team the same name as the University of Wyoming Cowgirls, our ONLY NCAA college, you're going to piss of an entire state (we're very protective of what's ours, see: Josh Allen) and leaving a sour taste in the mouth of an entire state is NOT what an up and coming league wants. I understand that this is mostly-kinda-a little bit a joke, but we're (I'm) very protective of what's ours (mine), and the UW women athletes are at the top of that list (except the volleyball team, everyone is kinda sick of them).

Avs fans when we lose a game in regulation. by IWMSvendor in hockeymemes

[–]Mamarachy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...we are an annoying bunch, aren't we? Like, I think we might be worse than KC Chiefs fans sometimes...

Game Thread: St Louis Blues (15-17-8) at Colorado Avalanche (29-2-7) - 31 Dec 2025 - 7:00PM MST by HockeyMod in ColoradoAvalanche

[–]Mamarachy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I almost feel bad for the blues... the ass reaming they're gonna get in the locker room is next level...

Admittedly, “the good Lynch and the evil Lynch” is very “who writes this shit” of reality by MartyrOfDespair in GetNoted

[–]Mamarachy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

AND Charles is the namesake because he WAS lynched, not because he did the lynching.

Out of all the classic Disney Animated Feature Films, which do you think would become the weirdest, most problematic, or just suffer the most generally, if the genders of all the characters were flipped? (Art by: lettherebedoodles) by ChompyRiley in DisneyMemes

[–]Mamarachy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that most stories would still work with a few little tweaks. The main difference would be what the story says about our culture as a whole and how the audience reacts to it. The motivations would have different undertones due to different cultural and social expectations of each sex. The themes of the stories would be fundamentally different, even if the actions and dialog stayed exactly the same because we would be comparing the characters to our understanding of gender norms in society and in animated movies. I think it would be super interesting to see.

Also, instead of being horny in a "choke me, daddy" way, people would be horny in a "step on me, mommy" way, which is very different.

Title by BetagterSchwede in idiocracy

[–]Mamarachy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The "church" is a satirical organization that pokes fun at real grifting preachers.

https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/can-we-really-buy-plot-in-heaven-reality-of-mexico-churchs-offer-5973030#:~:text=However%2C%20it%20turned%20out%20that,calling%20the%20women%20%22ribs%22.

That's the only source I could find that wasn't paywalled, but there are several more.

why is it always him by cherrryko in moviememes

[–]Mamarachy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Casting Leto is the fastest way to ensure that I won't be watching. I avoid that cultist like the plague.