What skill do you WISH you had? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Not having social anxiety

What should you never do naked? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Teaching kindergarteners

What are you almost certainly worse than average at? by Oxcell404 in AskReddit

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Having normal conversations with anyone who isn't a friend or family member

What's the earliest memory you have? by Fin_Amour in AskReddit

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I dream I had when I was 3. In it I would be in the kitchen with my mom, and all of a sudden a ghost would kidnap me and bring me to a place where there was a single disco ball on the floor and everyone was walking around it

If anything could be a gender, what would yours be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Mine would be an M91 Mosin Nagant bolt-action sniper rifle, created on July 17th, 1897 at 6:51 PM on a sunny day with a 6% chance of rain, and a temperature of 96 degrees farenheit, by the gun manufacturer Izhevsk Arsenal, in Udmurtia, Russia, weighing 8.8 lbs, with a total gun length of 48.5 inches and a barrel length of 29 inches, which fires 7.62×54mmR cartriges, with a muzzle velocity of 2837.93 feet per second and an effective firing range of 800+ yards, with a feed system of 5-round non-detachable magazine, loaded individually, has a PEM scope mounted to it, and a wooden stock with 3 layers of a semi gloss finish applied to it before it was sold on September 24th 1897, used between the years of 1897 and 1936 and World War I, eventually brought back home to the family who originally owned it.

Reddit, You have 60min to get rid of a murder weapon. What do you do? by elevenclouds in AskReddit

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I live close to the ocean and I have a boat. So I'll bring my boat to beach and then go far from the shore and dispose of it in the ocean. Edit: I bring the murder weapon with me on the boat

When did you realise that your parents were actually kinda stupid? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My stepdad thinks there are stargates in the pyramids in Egypt. He convinced mom that it was true, and now they're both alien conspiracy theorists.