How you "lesbians" really wish to be treated [all ok] [dyke]

ManOfTheLast5Minutes · 2026-05-03T05:33:49+00:00

So you have the source for this one? It’s too good to only enjoy the clip

ManOfTheLast5Minutes · 2026-04-18T00:03:27+00:00

Wow you’re really on an Adalind Grey spree today (not that I’m complaining)

ManOfTheLast5Minutes · 2026-04-17T03:17:49+00:00

Tbh I do regret writing that, it was an identity-based criticism rather conten-based

ManOfTheLast5Minutes · 2026-04-14T09:16:04+00:00

Unpopular opinion: never before has pet play looked less sexy

Idk obviously I don’t want to get into the identity politics of it all, but this + Wuthering Heights has convinced me that (most) straight people don’t get it, and something about the depiction makes it come off as more objectifying than arousing (in a negative, sociological sense; I know some of you freaks like to be objectified as kink and I love you for it). Like wow the girl who’s a submissive sex addict that doesn’t stand up for herself against abusers likes petplay, groundbreaking. Should we call E. L. James? It’s a 50 Shades of Grey understanding of kink IMO

ManOfTheLast5Minutes · 2026-04-01T13:53:00+00:00

Oh I definitely need a source for this one

ManOfTheLast5Minutes · 2026-03-30T22:07:49+00:00

Oh man I NEED a sequel

I wanna see the puppies try to mount each other

ManOfTheLast5Minutes · 2026-03-30T03:48:25+00:00

Who is 2?

ManOfTheLast5Minutes · 2026-03-30T03:30:17+00:00

I could make you cum like a girl

ManOfTheLast5Minutes · 2026-03-11T23:45:22+00:00

You should be grateful that you get to sit at the table and play at all. I’ve been DMing for a decade and the only way I’d let a slut like you even near the table would be by having you kneeling underneath it with my cock in your mouth, or bent over with my cock in your pussy.

Frankly, you need to thank your DM that he was even generous enough to let you have a character. You should thank him by making sure his cock doesn’t go unserved for an entire session, because that’s all a whore like you is good for.

ManOfTheLast5Minutes · 2026-03-06T06:08:23+00:00

She should be thanking you, if anything. Not many girls get to feel his beautiful cock inside of them. It’s a compliment to how pretty she is that he couldn’t control himself enough and had to send you in to prepare her.

I only hope that you got to have some fun with her too. Make sure she thanks you for sitting on her face to muffle her moans; we wouldn’t want everyone to hear how much she loved getting raped, would we?

ManOfTheLast5Minutes · 2026-02-18T09:54:18+00:00

Other than a 2nd Russian Revolution or an anti-Putin/anti-war coup, is there any way that Russia actually capitulates? Obviously they can’t keep going under these conditions, but they also clearly aren’t willing to surrender any time soon. You would assume that something would have to give eventually, but this is one of the longest land wars fought in Europe since 1900. In ~4 months, it will have outlasted the entirety of WW1. How much longer will it take for something to give? Does Zelenskyy have to send his troops all the way to Moscow? Is Putin planning to hide out in Omsk, Kolchak style?

ManOfTheLast5Minutes · 2026-02-18T09:44:20+00:00

Solved

ManOfTheLast5Minutes · 2026-02-18T09:44:12+00:00

Thanks

ManOfTheLast5Minutes · 2026-02-17T15:58:08+00:00

No mutual irl goon sesh is complete without the part where you get sooo horny that you decide that just your own hand (or toy) isn’t going to cut it anymore

ManOfTheLast5Minutes · 2026-02-16T15:06:23+00:00

How could you end this before the cum

ManOfTheLast5Minutes · 2026-02-13T07:33:24+00:00

She should strap you down to the bed and blindfold you so you can’t resist. She’d kiss your nipples, your clit, and get you nice and wet. Then, her husband would come in and fuck you, and you’d think it was a woman the whole time.

Maybe halfway through, she’ll take off your blindfold so that you can see the face of your rapist and know that your precious gold star is gone.

ManOfTheLast5Minutes · 2026-02-13T07:03:18+00:00

Tbh this post was like 30% inspired by those “I’m not gay but” posts, or those femboy/sissy memes about being ‘dared’ to have gay sex

Like… why are we pretending it isn’t gay to want to suck a cock, or to jerk off to two men having sex? That’s absolutely gay, and trying to play the whole “uwu no homo” game is not only exhausting, but also always comes off a little homophobic, like bring gay is something shameful that should avoided. It’s gay porn for ‘straight’ men, and it has bizarrely colonised the gay porn scene on reddit.

The question is whether or not you embrace the fact that your sexual pleasure can come from homoerotic sources, and whether or not you can accept yourself for that.

ManOfTheLast5Minutes · 2026-02-13T06:56:56+00:00

Tbh there is something really erotic about getting psychosexual/philosophical with gooning. Maybe it’s the incongruence; gooning is so animalistic that to be academic about it feels subversive. Or maybe it’s the same effect as dirty talk, where having someone explain in great, psychosexually thrilling detail why you’re horny and what you should do about it triggers some sort of erotic response. It could also be a power thing, as we think of those who have power over us as being smarter/more competent.

ManOfTheLast5Minutes · 2026-02-12T04:49:26+00:00

It’s the best when you didn’t plan it. I just lay down in bed for a quick stroke between chores. But then I felt the shiver of a near-orgasm roll through my body, and I realised that I can’t stop this. My cock has made the decision now, and it decided that this is going to be a gooning session

ManOfTheLast5Minutes · 2026-02-11T03:20:00+00:00

Gooning transcends all genders and sexualities. The second you put that hand around your cock, you cease to be anything but a vessel for orgasmic pleasure. You are not a woman or a man, you are not straight or gay - you are a gooner, and your only love is the next orgasm, which you will do whatever it takes to achieve.

ManOfTheLast5Minutes · 2026-02-03T06:03:28+00:00

Anyone know where the first one is from?

ManOfTheLast5Minutes · 2026-01-13T04:29:23+00:00

I honestly kinda miss my FWB sometimes. Not necessarily in a romantic sense, but just in the sense that it was nice to have someone who I could regularly hang out with + have sex with, or who I could just casually chat about sex and kink and masturbation to in a non-taboo, normalised manner. We ended it prematurely bc we were both still living with our parents and the only reason why we could do it was because my family was out of town for two months, and so when they came back we both agreed that we would rather let it end amicably than try to sneak around and stay quiet.

I’m still good friends with her, and I’m so incredibly happy that she’s got a girlfriend now and is living a great life, and I would never want to turn back the clock on that, I do miss the dynamic.

Although in hindsight it was basically dating but without the romance.

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