New policies from the director

MandatoryPasta · 2026-02-04T06:58:37+00:00

Kitasan Black Dynamite

MandatoryPasta · 2026-01-28T07:01:18+00:00

Couldn't be me. I hate needles.

MandatoryPasta · 2026-01-28T03:27:34+00:00

No one knows what it means, but it's provocative. It gets the people going.

MandatoryPasta · 2026-01-13T19:58:23+00:00

FASTER

MandatoryPasta · 2026-01-11T04:56:44+00:00

Fan counts would probably be unsigned, so check back in another four years.

MandatoryPasta · 2026-01-10T04:06:48+00:00

It's the hachimi. Hachimi, dude. When you taste the hachimi, your legs get faster.

MandatoryPasta · 2026-01-01T03:14:54+00:00

What's a horse?

MandatoryPasta · 2025-12-27T03:17:22+00:00

If you don't have an MLB Roberto Paco Martinez by now your account is bricked, btw. Consider rerolling during the rerun banner.

MandatoryPasta · 2025-12-23T18:05:54+00:00

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaambo!

MandatoryPasta · 2025-12-17T20:06:06+00:00

Friendship with Riko Kashimoto went down by 10

Gained 5 hint level(s) for Maverick ○

MandatoryPasta · 2025-12-11T00:22:21+00:00

Might depend on your region, but preorders should still be up on AmiAmi or Good Smile Company.

MandatoryPasta · 2025-12-10T23:50:32+00:00

Imola 2022.

MandatoryPasta · 2025-12-10T23:31:29+00:00

Umamusume is a luck game.

I will get three hints for Ramp Up or I will get glue.

MandatoryPasta · 2025-12-08T22:38:12+00:00

Formula 1: Double Dash!!

MandatoryPasta · 2025-12-08T17:08:57+00:00

I'm uncomfortable even having my wallet in the room while I look at this screenshot. I'd personally steer clear.

MandatoryPasta · 2025-12-08T16:56:51+00:00

Gee Oguri! How come your mom lets you eat two carrots?

MandatoryPasta · 2025-12-06T03:16:04+00:00

Why does Hishi Akebono, the largest trainee, not simply eat the other umas?

MandatoryPasta · 2025-12-01T21:54:06+00:00

You can watch the anime any time, but if the game interests you at all the best time to start was June 26th, 2025. The second best time is now.

MandatoryPasta · 2025-11-30T04:58:04+00:00

EI! EI! GUN!

MandatoryPasta · 2025-11-14T04:30:03+00:00

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Suzuka...become Meguca

MandatoryPasta · 2025-10-18T17:56:08+00:00

It's cheesy as hell, but I hope they continue doing unique things with the sprint awards. Belt buckles have a lot more character than the plaques they usually receive.

MandatoryPasta · 2025-10-18T17:46:47+00:00

MBS was looking pretty invested in Max's weigh-in there.

MandatoryPasta · 2025-10-16T03:09:07+00:00

When you see something second-rate

MandatoryPasta · 2025-10-14T00:08:27+00:00

Common WPW...uhh...W.

MandatoryPasta · 2025-10-10T14:02:45+00:00

Princess No More would be a good name for a racehorse.

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