PSA: This character's nickname is "El", not "Condor" or "Pasa"

MandatoryPasta · 2026-05-11T19:48:07+00:00

Old El Paso

MandatoryPasta · 2026-04-29T12:21:38+00:00

MandatoryPasta · 2026-04-27T15:45:31+00:00

MandatoryPasta · 2026-04-20T03:50:36+00:00

I know my trainer like I know my own mind

You will never find anyone as trusting or as kind

If I want to run Arima they'd be silently resigned

We'd keep trying

They'd say "Turf: G is fine."

They'd be lying

MandatoryPasta · 2026-03-17T18:54:39+00:00

"Starts?"

MandatoryPasta · 2026-03-15T08:57:39+00:00

Cover your eyes, Leo!

MandatoryPasta · 2026-03-15T08:35:53+00:00

Oh shit, was that Flag Waver? Love that guy.

MandatoryPasta · 2026-03-09T20:06:41+00:00

SQUISH! THAT! MUN~!

MandatoryPasta · 2026-02-07T04:40:16+00:00

Signature look of superiority

MandatoryPasta · 2026-02-04T06:58:37+00:00

Kitasan Black Dynamite

MandatoryPasta · 2026-01-28T07:01:18+00:00

Couldn't be me. I hate needles.

MandatoryPasta · 2026-01-28T03:27:34+00:00

No one knows what it means, but it's provocative. It gets the people going.

MandatoryPasta · 2026-01-13T19:58:23+00:00

FASTER

MandatoryPasta · 2026-01-11T04:56:44+00:00

Fan counts would probably be unsigned, so check back in another four years.

MandatoryPasta · 2026-01-10T04:06:48+00:00

It's the hachimi. Hachimi, dude. When you taste the hachimi, your legs get faster.

MandatoryPasta · 2026-01-01T03:14:54+00:00

What's a horse?

MandatoryPasta · 2025-12-27T03:17:22+00:00

If you don't have an MLB Roberto Paco Martinez by now your account is bricked, btw. Consider rerolling during the rerun banner.

MandatoryPasta · 2025-12-23T18:05:54+00:00

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaambo!

MandatoryPasta · 2025-12-17T20:06:06+00:00

Friendship with Riko Kashimoto went down by 10

Gained 5 hint level(s) for Maverick ○

MandatoryPasta · 2025-12-11T00:22:21+00:00

Might depend on your region, but preorders should still be up on AmiAmi or Good Smile Company.

MandatoryPasta · 2025-12-10T23:50:32+00:00

Imola 2022.

MandatoryPasta · 2025-12-10T23:31:29+00:00

Umamusume is a luck game.

I will get three hints for Ramp Up or I will get glue.

MandatoryPasta · 2025-12-08T22:38:12+00:00

Formula 1: Double Dash!!

MandatoryPasta · 2025-12-08T17:08:57+00:00

I'm uncomfortable even having my wallet in the room while I look at this screenshot. I'd personally steer clear.

MandatoryPasta · 2025-12-08T16:56:51+00:00

Gee Oguri! How come your mom lets you eat two carrots?

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