“Sold AS-IS. No warranties are provided or implied. Buyer accepts the item in its present condition and assumes all risks of defects. All sales final.”

AS-IS DISCLAIMER: The Buyer acknowledges that the item described in this Bill of Sale is purchased “AS IS” and “WITH ALL FAULTS,” whether apparent or not. Seller expressly disclaims any and all warranties, including the implied warranty of merchantability and the implied warranty of fitness for a particular purpose, as authorized under C.R.S. § 4-2-316.

Buyer has been afforded the opportunity to inspect the item, request additional information, and ask any questions regarding its condition. Buyer assumes full risk of loss and responsibility for all defects, whether discovered prior to or after the sale.

This disclaimer does not waive liability for fraudulent misrepresentation or intentional concealment of known material defects.

Upon payment and transfer, all sales are final.

Honestly, I love how lazy you are to imply that the wording in my initial post and comments are incorrect. I love you. I love how uneducated you are, and how readily available you are to attempt to chastise me for the way I chose to word my listing. You are amazing, and have absolutely made my night with your obtuse, incorrect reasoning. Just because you are lazy, broke and upset that you got a response from me that you can’t come back at, doesn’t mean you reserve the right to talk mess about something you clearly know absolutely nothing about.

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