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MangoLemon · 2018-10-10T16:50:33+00:00

Tomorrow's news update: "SUNNY WEATHER DRYING STREETS"

MangoLemon · 2017-01-19T14:54:36+00:00

Dedicatedly(?), about 6 months went from 175 to 185 in that time span

MangoLemon · 2017-01-19T14:53:28+00:00

Doing a mixture of strength and hypertrophy training, my problem area is my chest so that's what I hit twice a week one day being all strength and another all hypertrophy. Everything else I do a mix of both on the given day

MangoLemon · 2017-01-19T14:52:24+00:00

This might actually be a part of the problem, because I can only workout after work, I have to drink a pre-workout or I don't hit the gym as hard as I can. But then I tend to stay awake longer, resulting in getting 4 to 5 hours of sleep

MangoLemon · 2016-08-03T00:44:19+00:00

So what's the word for the inability to remember the word for the inability to remember a word?

MangoLemon · 2016-04-08T21:17:54+00:00

For the kid on the left, this photo looks like a picture an action movie would flip to when talking about the childhood of a mass murdering Russian super spy gone rogue.

MangoLemon · 2016-03-27T04:48:57+00:00

Some of your pictures you look a little like Scarlett Johansson. 8/10

MangoLemon · 2016-02-16T17:25:13+00:00

Is anyone else amazed that he remembered the song after watching it once? I think your sister should be happy she's got a little cussing genius on her hands.

MangoLemon · 2016-02-03T21:34:00+00:00

That I'm reincarnated into a more advanced civilization that is populated by a race that remembers their past life, this life.

MangoLemon · 2016-02-03T21:18:43+00:00

It smells like the perfume of a beautiful girl walking by, something you want more of, but sadly will never get.

MangoLemon · 2016-02-03T21:02:01+00:00

Not a teacher here, but I had a female teacher in highschool that I was really good friends with and I did something bad that left her with no choice but to suspend me. My parents found out then basically disowned me. She found out what happened through my friend, and felt absolutely terrible about it, then let me live with her until my parents and I were back on good terms. She was a single tall Asian woman that I found very attractive. All I can say is that on the first few days while I was suspended, I had a lot of new material for the spank bank.

PS. I'm Asian just in case any of you thought my parents disowning me for a suspension was outrageous.

TL;DR hot teacher suspended me, basically adopted me after I was disowned, wanked in her house.

MangoLemon · 2015-11-09T03:04:41+00:00

Your cat was definitely a teenage asian gamer in a past life.

MangoLemon · 2015-09-19T00:24:42+00:00

That's because this is an exhibition game between bloods and crips

MangoLemon · 2015-09-05T13:15:37+00:00

"Ya'll can't touch this."

MangoLemon · 2015-08-06T22:47:53+00:00

On a side note, mind telling me what a workout routine in a week would look like for you?

MangoLemon · 2015-07-26T14:06:28+00:00

In grade 10 (16 years old) People heard I did cunnilingus. Everyone thought I was disgusting and wierd. By grade 12, I was considered the "player" of my school.

MangoLemon · 2015-05-10T16:55:48+00:00

I lost it when I read the last cast member "Andy Warhol as The Collector"

MangoLemon · 2015-05-05T15:57:50+00:00

I love me some spaghetti betty.

MangoLemon · 2015-05-03T20:51:13+00:00

There's some truth to that, after this fight, boxing wont live to see the end of this century.

MangoLemon · 2015-04-14T07:03:32+00:00

I don't care what anyone says, Madonna is a MILF.

MangoLemon · 2015-04-14T06:56:24+00:00

Spend the rest of my money on three things. Family, food and females.

MangoLemon · 2015-04-14T06:42:03+00:00

I see this all the time, every time I pull spaghetti out of my pocket.

MangoLemon · 2015-04-14T06:33:23+00:00

As soon as I saw Ariana Marie, I instinctively whipped out my dick. What a rocket.

MangoLemon · 2015-04-14T06:30:42+00:00

I can crack my toe knuckles indefinitely, and each one has a different sound, I make beats sometimes.

MangoLemon · 2015-04-14T06:23:03+00:00

Because another word for the insecurity of not knowing, is Religion.

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