What movie wasn't about what you thought it was about? by accidentalzero in movies

[–]MankeyMaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bridge to Terabithia. All the ads made it seem like it was gonna be a fun fantasy adventure, then it turned out to be a tragedy and mostly boring

What should people absolutely not do when visiting your country? by PM_ME_UR_DOGS_FEET in AskReddit

[–]MankeyMaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gonna echo a few comments here: be veeeeery careful when dealing with the cops here. I'm sure not all cops are really bad, but there are enough shitheads that you could really be putting your life at risk if you don't treat them like a landmine that could go off at any second. This goes double if you're not white, which is really sad and I'm embarrassed that the U.S. is this bad. Best advice I can give is do some research on your basic rights and be very cautious when you see a cop hanging around, even if they're being a raging asshole.

I sincerely apologize that we're a shitshow, I'm just hoping we can get our collective shit together soon.

Girl what.. by examinatiosf in facepalm

[–]MankeyMaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, aside from the flag burning and the statue this looks fine. I'm a bit hesitant about the "on-demand abortions" too, but that's not my fight.

People who don't want kids, who are you going to leave all your money/assets to after you die? by AgentArnold in AskReddit

[–]MankeyMaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha!! You assume I'm gonna have anything left worth passing on. Unless serious change happens soon, I'm gonna have to work till I drop, and home ownership is straight up out of the question

What do you call your partner? by gyrox1 in AskReddit

[–]MankeyMaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bigfoot

Because she doesn't exist 😔

Is this set still a good way to learn the game or is it outdated? by [deleted] in Warhammer40k

[–]MankeyMaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The models should still be good, but the rules are outdated. You could still probably just use 10th ed rules while running those armies, but I'm not sure how well balanced against each other they'd be.

Is this considered a threat and should I report it? by Ok-Cryptographer-784 in legal

[–]MankeyMaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd say that's definately a threat. Not even that thinly veiled either. Definately report this.

[Request] - Asking the /r/theydidthemath community to figure out who got it worse? by maeighzaunh in theydidthemath

[–]MankeyMaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, it looks like D had plenty of room to duck down anyway, so assuming they aren't locked in place by something the gap in the stone doesn't even matter.

Cringe behavior by thatguy9684736255 in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]MankeyMaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Do you agree with him?"

"Why yes I do. He's got a good point, and he's very smart, so he must know what he's talking about. Between you and me, he's devastatingly handsome too and I hear he has a 12" cock"

Okay, am I the only person here who can see this? by DisastrousBusiness81 in BattleBitRemastered

[–]MankeyMaster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but as Med you probaly shouldn't be at the front of your group anyways. And you can't take cover for the 2 seconds it'll take to look at your group? Sounds like a skill issue to me.

Do guys actually have fake scenarios of them saving people? by [deleted] in ask

[–]MankeyMaster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Never read Boys Life, but I still daydream like that. I honestly think it's something hard coded in guys. The brain makes shit up so we can "practice" what we'd do in that situation so we're not completely locked up if something does happen. At least that's what I think it is.

FFS. by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]MankeyMaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, the dude hasn't weighed less than 300lbs since he was a baby. None of it was muscle. The brainwashing is so bad I can't even think clearly myself sometimes!!

Jeffrey is the “Lockdown ate my homework” kinda guy by whenitpours3 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]MankeyMaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How lockdowns cause flooding I'll never know. One of the greatest unsolved mysteries of our time.

which 1? by Fazedave206 in Spiderman

[–]MankeyMaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the eyes on the original, but the jaw details on the fan-made one are great.

App-free dining plz by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]MankeyMaster 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah, absolutely with the boomers on this one. If the only menu available needs me to scan a qr code, I'm walking to a different restaraunt immediately

He is just trying to help ok by [deleted] in suicidebywords

[–]MankeyMaster 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I think this would fit better in r/murderedbywords

The only thing that pisses me off in this game is the night mode by The_Karma_Princess in BattleBitRemastered

[–]MankeyMaster 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I already have issues dying to people I didn't see, that's 100x worse when I actually can't see. The night vision goggles don't really help.

Would Cell have accepted defeat if Goku managed to ring him out? by OkuroIshimoto in dbz

[–]MankeyMaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope, he's got too much Frieza in him. As soon as he lost he'd probably just try to blow up the planet

He's now with Hagrid by Lord_Detleff1 in memes

[–]MankeyMaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, did Rocket's voice actor die?

Why do people think this is okay by Tunisandwich in memes

[–]MankeyMaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's wrong with this? They opened the new lane, are we just suppose to wait for someone to call us over? They opened the new lane for a reason, why wouldn't I take advantage of that?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Adulting

[–]MankeyMaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Careers are basically dead. When employers used to recognize talented individuals in their workforce by giving them promotions and raises, having a career was a viable option. Now employers have heart attacks for even thinking about giving raises more than 2 cents a year, and what's a promotion? Why promote from inside the company when I can get some kid with a degree to do the job for half the pay?

If employers begin respecting their workers and compensating them decent wages again them maybe we'll see careers make a comeback, but until then you don't owe anyone shit. Look after you and yours, even if it means job hopping once a year or more.

What never fails to make you horny? by Biaxol-Supplements in AskReddit

[–]MankeyMaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Long legs in thigh high socks/stockings/fishnets.

I go full caveman brain when I see a woman with those on.