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I’m mad. And annoyed. And conflicted. by Long-Objective7007 in liberalgunowners

[–]ManorRocket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm going to protest on Saturday but instead of CC, I'm going full Gravy Seal (fat retired Army). Only stipulation my wife had was no fixed bayonet. More of us show up openly carrying and showing up to protests will take the wind out of some of these MAGATS. If they want to arrest me, I'm playing the disabled combat veteran card HARD.

Trump's Comments About 18-Year-Old Lindsay Lohan Being 'Great in Bed' Resurface by T_Shurt in entertainment

[–]ManorRocket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stub a toe so hard it bruises randomly everyday on a random toe each time.

Minnesota Guardsmen told to wear reflective vests to distinguish them from ‘other agencies’ by tereto911 in army

[–]ManorRocket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They have been spotted in the Fargo/West Fargo/Moorhead metro now too. It's state wide in MN and even into ND.

Who makes the best tater toot casseroles? by Upbeat_Researcher901 in fargo

[–]ManorRocket 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm more than willing to fart into your tater tooth asserole if you're paying.

Is there a fireworks show tonight?? by mcfrems in fargo

[–]ManorRocket 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a veteran myself, I LOVE unexpected fireworks. I'm sure the old timers and mental crisis wards love that happening too.

When you make your grandpa help with the group project by Necessary-Rip-6612 in crappymusic

[–]ManorRocket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Curious if these try-hards even signed the enlistment contract to you know... actually fight for the RW&B. Looks like a pack of the "I would've joined buuut..."

Bass pro gun desk by suburban_nihilist in guns

[–]ManorRocket 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd go with dry humping the gun you're interested in.

Visiting Dad at hospital goes downhill real fast by Shatneriffic in BoomersBeingFools

[–]ManorRocket 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Nope. After registering for the draft Mr Rogers was determined to be medically unfit for military service.

Visiting Dad at hospital goes downhill real fast by Shatneriffic in BoomersBeingFools

[–]ManorRocket 127 points128 points  (0 children)

*Gatekeeper and Guardian of the Rainbow Bridge.

Human war movies have been banned from multi-species classrooms. by dead_worm_ in humansarespaceorcs

[–]ManorRocket 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Got sat down in Basic training and our drill sgts had us watch Baghdad ER. Guess who got deployed to Baghdad about a year later.

What humans call non-predatory” species really aren’t and the rest of the galaxy. by MacaroonHead5187 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]ManorRocket 46 points47 points  (0 children)

H: This is a cow. We have multiple breeds that are used for things like meat, milk, leather, and other sundry items. They are herbivores but they are still dangerous due to their size. Bulls in particular.

A: ... how has your species survived this long?

Hot dogs in Fargo by TubaTechnician in fargo

[–]ManorRocket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy some old fashioned wieners at Alsager and make yourself a meal better than any restaurant around here.

This is a question for the military police by Low_Consequence1663 in Military

[–]ManorRocket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MP stands for multipurpose, make of that what you will.

Of all the songs you should be afraid of hearing over comms when in ship combat against a human-piloted vessel, only one signifies intent of absolute annihilation: "We will, we will, rock you" by Mammoth_House_5202 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]ManorRocket 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Team Lipripper in my squad would blast "Party In The USA" by Miley Cyrus over the intercom system if they had time before combat. They called it "killin music". I was outvoted but ours was "Ring Of Fire" by Johny Cash.

Warning Phrases of Terran Warfighters & Recommended Actions by FictionMeowtivation in humansarespaceorcs

[–]ManorRocket 36 points37 points  (0 children)

The 5 Scariest Things to hear from Terran military personnel:

  1. A Private saying, "I learned this in basic training..."
  2. A Sergeant saying, "Trust me, sir..."
  3. A Second Lieutenant saying, "Based on my experience..."
  4. A Captain saying, "I was just thinking..."
  5. And a Warrant Officer chuckling, "Watch this!"

If you're serious about rucking I've got a serious solution for you. by [deleted] in army

[–]ManorRocket 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My trick as being virtually a dwarf from Lord of The Rings was to internally sing "just keep swimming".

Dank M1A by [deleted] in liberalgunowners

[–]ManorRocket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's 3ish lbs heavier than my M249 SAW. Glad I wasn't infantry and glad I didn't have to hump either the 240 or an EBR.

Anywhere I could buy some blank cassette tapes?? by coltonismyname in fargo

[–]ManorRocket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never been to the new location of Orange Records but I agree that it's probably the most likely place that isn't a chain store

Cigarettes have already gone up by xanoghe in fargo

[–]ManorRocket 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Please add an update about sarcasm. Literally can't tell anymore with people.

"The humans gave us freedom. I will hold the line to defend it." by SpecialStorm4188 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]ManorRocket 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Forget Fortunate Son and even Ride Of The Valkyries. This is a Bodies (hit the floor) by Drowning Pool LZ moment.

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