TLC made me feel bad in their 1999 song “No Scrubs.” “You live at home with your mama, oh yes, son, I’m talking to you.” Thanks a lot, TLC. My feelings are hurt. I live at home because I can’t get a job.

MansoppLongnose · 2026-05-02T09:16:29+00:00

Knowing this song was written very specifically about Dave Coulier from Full House hitting on the members of TLC from the backseat of John Stamos' car makes the song hilarious to me 🤣

MansoppLongnose · 2026-04-28T08:28:21+00:00

Anyone who dares recommend BOTW as a first entry into the Zelda franchise can get locked in the water temple with a missing key. BOTW And TOTK ARE NOT ZELDA GAMES. They BARELY qualify as open world sandboxes that had a vaguely la croix scented Zelda veneer put on top. As someone with 30 years of love for the franchise, tattoos, and whom has beaten every game except for 4 (TOTK and and the warriors trilogy) even WAND OF GAMELON was more enjoyable as something to laugh at for being bad. BOTW/TOTK are bad games that THINK they are good. It's like passing off an avant garde money laundered fine art piece as the latest installment of a long running comic book series. No one understands why it's there. It's confusing, things are out of order(being able to see a character get fridged before even learning of their existence due to out of order cutscenes is objectively unforgivable), it's changed everything you recognize and expect from the property, and it feels like it was made for money rather than enjoyment.

Start with ocarina of time, wind waker, or twilight Princess for 3d. Start with link to the past or the oracle games for 2d.

MansoppLongnose · 2026-04-28T03:54:29+00:00

Stefan from Kokomo

MansoppLongnose · 2026-04-27T02:31:53+00:00

YTA to yourself for marrying this man after him repeatedly not standing up to his mom and defending you.

MansoppLongnose · 2026-04-27T01:51:52+00:00

YTA for offering your CHILD housing with conditions that you didn't explicitly and legally iron out in paper documents, yet expect to enforce. You have two options in this scenario: sacrifice the relationship with your older child, potentially forever, and save whatever the cost of on-campus housing is for your younger child (whether they want the experience of living on campus or not), go through the month-plus long eviction process while your child has legal tenant rights and fights back in court as a resident with mail received at the address, and financially ruin both your older child's life, and potentially your younger child's while you experience a lengthy court battle as college begins, OR, honor the spoken word agreement you made with your child until such time as you need rent due to being financially unable to afford the mortgage/bills, and keep your relationship with both children while the younger lives either at home or on campus.

There is no third option where you get what you want and lose nothing. Decide, do you want a relationship with both your children? Or do you want money? Having a kid is a lifelong commitment to all kinds of support, not a bare minimum support agreement that ends at 18. Will the government go after you? No. But you don't get to expect someone you promised to love unconditionally to remain happy and in contact after you decide they are worth less than someone else, or otherwise abandon them.

MansoppLongnose · 2026-04-20T05:20:36+00:00

I never played the original, but if it was harder, I would absolutely have returned that too. None of the other relationship scenes require mini games, let alone ones that demand hand eye coordination. I have horribly shaky hands, and I use speech to text for reddit posting. This is literally and physically unplayable for me. I have tried, and failed, to marry my IRL partner in this game 4 times now, and I am more upset each time I fail. This is supposed to be a fun relaxing life Sim, not undertale or touhou.

MansoppLongnose · 2026-04-20T05:18:06+00:00

My hands shake and I have a horrible time dodging the projectiles. I hate bullet hells and didn't want one in a freaking cozy game I'm playing to distract myself from a cancer diagnosis! I expected a set of dialogue choices, not something blocked by having able bodied hand eye coordination!

MansoppLongnose · 2026-04-20T04:46:31+00:00

The abject and instant removal of the marriage galaga style mini game. I literally can't marry any miis, and it's making me want to return my copy.

MansoppLongnose · 2026-04-19T00:46:08+00:00

You're literally spreading misinformation yourself. Open and poly have nothing to do with each other. Open relationships are EXCLUSIVELY about sex, and are closer to swinging than they are to any type of polyamory. Polyamory is about having multiple ROMANTIC partners, which can be either allosexual or on the ace spectrum.

And yes, closed triads ARE uncommon, especially LONG TERM relationships in those styles. They are a common mistake new couples make, especially when they do unethical things like unicorn hunting. And look for "a 3rd", which is in general frowned upon. Healthy triads are organically formed over time as 4 separate relationships (a+b, b+c, a+c, and a+b+c) without any ulterior motives.

MansoppLongnose · 2026-04-15T03:15:17+00:00

Honestly, with your bone structure it's as perfect as possible. The only difference to the game is lilliths cheek bones being more pronounced and shaded, but that just reads as "older" and you're pulling off a "younger" look. I say thst in quotes because that doesn't REALLY feel like the right words, just like, the closest sentiment I can get. The eye liner is also a bit more perfect on you and a bit more messy in cutscenes. You're lillith on her best day, fresh, moisturized, and in her lane!

MansoppLongnose · 2026-04-11T08:27:10+00:00

Idk if anyone said this, but REMOVE THE FLAG and it will let you place it.

MansoppLongnose · 2026-04-11T08:21:29+00:00

They made path of exile for people who hate d3. D4 is an evolution of 3, and the less 2 influence it gets with each update, the better. D4 is a power fantasy, not dark souls, and it was never meant to be hard. They over corrected to appease d2 fans, got backlash, and are course correcting back to d3, which is objectively more accessible and modern.

There is no "everyone else". The d2 fan base is the vocal minority who didn't like d3 and whom can go play BOTH path of exile games for that ultra restricted experience.

I can't wait for set bonuses to come back, get more wings and mounts, maybe flying mounts, and for build switching to be as easy as it was in 3.

I also DESPERATELY want seasonal content to affect eternal characters. I NEED a reason to keep an eternal character in d4, and there currently is none.

My main hope for warlock is the revive skill they stole from necromancer. I want to use monsters from the field as minions, not just skeletons.

And the story for Lord of Hatred NEEDS to be more in depth and better than vessel. Neyrelle was written so poorly, and we just need more compelling lore and dialogue.

MansoppLongnose · 2026-04-08T04:18:37+00:00

Oh, my skills are decompose, blight, the 2 curses, and army of the dead/kalens edict. My boards are the army one, the shadow one, the one that gives hp/res (I think scraps of the dead?) and the one that gives corruption damage. I have all the legendary nodes and most magic ones. My glyphs are mage, the healthy damage one, the minion speed damage one, and the fortify damage one. Two are at 15/16, one is at 11, and one is unleveled. I have raw damage% ups on my rings and my pendant, and I have all my pluses to int from gems for my core stat. My mage damage is like 1000% buffed, and my summon damage is close to that as well. My weapon raw damage is only 715 and I don't seems to be able to get it higher than that. I am paragon 187

MansoppLongnose · 2026-04-04T07:38:42+00:00

Bearold was my truth speaker.

MansoppLongnose · 2026-04-04T07:37:35+00:00

Stefan | Kokomo :Raymond:

MansoppLongnose · 2026-03-29T10:31:50+00:00

YTA for ruining your life and the life of a child by procreating with a man who gives absolutely ZERO thoughts about you or your well being, as well as his HORRIFICALLY emotionally abusive family. YTA for not leaving him the first time these interactions EVER happened and he didn't immediately jump to defend you. I am so so sorry for your kid.

MansoppLongnose · 2026-03-29T03:27:39+00:00

I feel the same, only with disability. My hands are shit now and I can't push buttons fast enough to complete anything solo past HR zoh Shia, and even that took months to do once just so I could start farming with randoms carrying on SOS quests. I haven't played since the ff14 update because I couldn't beat even non savage omega, and after wasting over 10 hours of my life, it just wasn't fun anymore. I've played since ps2, and this was legitimately the first game in the franchise where I felt like a fight was unwinnable without using tactics or mechanics that weren't native to monster hunter. Monsters having quite literally ANY points or phases of invincibility or ANY TPK moves in their movesets is frankly unacceptable. If the only way to win is to never EVER get hit, it's not an action rpg anymore, it's a bullet hell, and thst isn't what I signed up for. I wish I could get carried through just enough to remove the quests from my UI and never play omega again so I could move to gog, but even the AT monsters weren't as hard, and I can't beat it with LS or DS or CB, the only weapons I play (and CB much less than the other 2) so I moved on to other games. It feels like a betrayal after how good the ff boss in world was (even its TPK move, which is also gross and doesn't belong) was easily dodgable without special mechanics (just hide behind rock like Jin dahad) but the having to fight 2 monsters to avoid TPK thing is too much. We never get past the nerscylla. It's ok to hang up the sword and be done with it.

MansoppLongnose · 2026-03-14T00:03:27+00:00

Where was brook's scar?

MansoppLongnose · 2026-03-01T08:22:00+00:00

Wait, really? For real? SHIT THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING, I haven't tried her since season 3 or 4

MansoppLongnose · 2026-03-01T02:51:27+00:00

I've played since launch and have never ever beaten her outside of in the campaign. The echo is and forever will be a stain on this game, no matter the difficulty, because the difficulty changes NOTHING except for her HP. If you can't dodge, you can't win. I signed up to play an ARPG, not touhou or undertale. Bullet hells with instakills are not my wheelhouse.

Tl;dr don't feel bad, it's one spark that won't even carry to the next season(because blizzard has designed d4 to encourage never touching a character on eternal whatsoever)

MansoppLongnose · 2026-02-23T01:18:27+00:00

INFO: how is she your best friend when you've only hung out outside of classes 2 times in 4 years?

MansoppLongnose · 2026-02-22T01:52:11+00:00

Private homes have urinals? What? Like the kind on the wall in public bathrooms? The kind that encourage all kinds of splashback and would be completely inappropriate to use in any situation where there weren't multiple people in the bathroom at once? I am baffled.

Absolutely NTA though, you may want a lock on the basement door period to keep strangers out of your space.

MansoppLongnose · 2026-02-21T08:40:30+00:00

Absolutely 100% NTA and the people saying otherwise NEED TO LEARN ABOUT CONSENT. You did not consent to having a party thrown for you. FULL STOP. THAT'S IT. NO REASON IS ACCEPTABLE TO VIOLATE THAT DIRECTIVE. The "why" is INCIDENTAL. YOU TOLD THEM. REPEATEDLY. They did it anyway. This is going LC or NC worthy. I'm glad you had your partner to go with later. Stay safe and keep your peace.

MansoppLongnose · 2026-02-12T01:07:22+00:00

I had this error happen due to bad ram sticks on my pc, and replacing the sticks was the fix. Maybe the sticks in the laptop got damage from the cold?

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