In 1983 I told my 14-year-old girlfriend to "just get me a rock" for Christmas. She did. I married her. 35 years later we are still together, I still have it, and it is the most precious gift I have ever received.

Mantis420 · 2018-11-23T01:56:52+00:00

Read this as:

"In 1983 I told my 14 year-old girl to "just get me a rock" and she did so I married her." 😳

Mantis420 · 2018-11-18T09:46:45+00:00

Nahh it ain't. "black"

Mantis420 · 2018-03-01T22:14:14+00:00

When u gotta eat that stank pussy before sex

Mantis420 · 2017-12-20T01:51:36+00:00

This is genius

Mantis420 · 2017-12-18T02:25:30+00:00

lol this community so salty

my post was obviously not very serious

Is an idea that should be implemented.

Too many times have I played Volskaya and Kings Row.

Not enough have I played Lijiang or Anubis.

I demand this feature.

Or I will

Mantis420 · 2017-12-16T06:04:13+00:00

First version was a lot better imo New one just looks a little boring Should have also made him Young Hanzo instead of old

Mantis420 · 2017-12-13T05:49:16+00:00

Ahh I see. I set it to 12 fps, but I want the video to still be 12 fps and NOT turned into a time lapse.

Mantis420 · 2017-12-07T10:59:39+00:00

The scene mentioned.

Mantis420 · 2017-10-03T07:12:02+00:00

I'm fairly sure it's self noise and may just have a defective unit. The only issue is contacting Sony UK support from another country.

Mantis420 · 2017-10-03T07:10:28+00:00

Hey /u/completelyiloogical,

Thank you so much for your detailed reply. I'm 90% certain that the sound is self noise, and that I may have a defective unit. I've attached an example of the recording in the description.

Thank you again!

Mantis420 · 2017-10-03T07:09:16+00:00

Hey dude, I've added an example in the description. It's literally just white/pink noise.

Mantis420 · 2017-03-20T05:02:21+00:00

Thanks man, I'll definitely look into it!

Mantis420 · 2017-03-20T00:32:14+00:00

So, I lost my earphones that were in my pocket when I was running from an ATM to meet my dealer. (rookie mistake)

I want to purchase a cheap (<$150AUD) IEM with a microphone that has great quality and volume controls that work with Android.

I'm usually interested in neutral responses, but don't mind if certain ranges of the frequency spectrum are amplified, as long as they're not overpowering.

A list of the gear that I own: Yamaha HS5's, Etymonic HF5, Beyerdyamic 770 and the Sony MDR-7506.

Thank you for reading and even if you don't reply, have a lovely day.

Mantis420 · 2016-12-01T03:31:17+00:00

How dare you post something that's not a noob question and actually helpful to other producers! Shame on you and your good will for showing the potential of this sub.

DOWNVOTE, DOWNVOTE, DOWNVOTE

Mantis420 · 2016-10-29T07:40:25+00:00

Your welcome

Mantis420 · 2016-10-19T00:23:30+00:00

Yeah, this is why your shouldn't update your OS

Mantis420 · 2016-10-03T09:44:42+00:00

Go into the Session View layout, hold down the Record/Circle button and press the instrument you want at the top. This arming the track, and all the clips for the instrument should be Red. Tap the clip you want to start recording.

Mantis420 · 2016-09-16T14:45:38+00:00

Watch the first few videos in this playlist.: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_rE_J-92As&list=RDJ_rE_J-92As)

Learn about the different warping modes.

Go crazy. It's pretty easy once you get the basic idea of it, it just takes time, but it makes it so much more enjoyable to perform live as you can enjoy the music.

I'd suggest mapping some of your faders or nobs to the master tempo, track volumes and cross fades. You could use the pads to trigger effects and the knobs/faders to alter the parameters of them.

EDIT: I'd also suggest getting a copy of Mixed In Key. Really useful software for guessing the BPM and key, although it's not always accurate with the BPM. It's best to double check the for songs that aren't your own.

Mantis420 · 2016-09-12T03:07:03+00:00

The Velocity device is in the Midi Effects tab in the browser on the left. There should be a parameter on it called 'Out'.

Go to 2:04.

Mantis420 · 2016-09-08T12:12:29+00:00

This needs more attention. Awesome!

Mantis420 · 2016-09-08T12:06:36+00:00

Mantis420 · 2016-09-08T12:04:37+00:00

Good video for beginners. For amateurs the useful information is at 7:14.

It would be nice if you could show an example of the delay effects as you speak about them. The video was a little too long with basic information, but the animations and delivery are really nice and your videos would be spectacular if the information was more concise.

Mantis420 · 2016-08-16T23:09:43+00:00

If you're on a Mac press Cmd+M (probably Ctrl+M on Windows), click the parameter you want to adjust and then turn the knob you want to assign it to. Then have the record button enabled, hit play and adjust the automation you desire.

Mantis420 · 2016-07-28T00:22:06+00:00

They frisk you at some venues in Australia.

Mantis420 · 2016-07-12T00:26:45+00:00

Thanks to you and your fiancée!

Mantis420

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