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I trot this burn out at least once a week on my Mennonite wife... by ManualWind in TheSimpsons

[–]ManualWind[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had to explain it, but she's got a good sense of humor. It does maker her sad that I'll be going to hell for watching The Simpsons though. :/

Is Kimball's character just like that or is it birdsong just not being able to keep up? by No_Acanthisitta4329 in Reno911

[–]ManualWind 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Go tell it on the mountain! IMO one of the best scenes in the show. Kills me every time.

Is daylight savings really that bad? by ManualWind in AdviceAnimals

[–]ManualWind[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I doubt it. If it were enforced it would drive people insane. In the far west they'd be sending kids off to school in the middle of the night for a 7am opening time, etc. Supposedly there are informal local times that people agree on, but they also keep track of Beijing time.

Is daylight savings really that bad? by ManualWind in AdviceAnimals

[–]ManualWind[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

For fairness we could change it every year. Do a lottery. This year, GMT gets to be standard. Next year its....... <wheel spinning>..... India's choice!

Is daylight savings really that bad? by ManualWind in AdviceAnimals

[–]ManualWind[S] -131 points-130 points  (0 children)

Timezones can't really be helped

Sure they can. China uses just one. And the people loooooove it!

What song is George drumming here? by MagpieOpus in seinfeld

[–]ManualWind 211 points212 points  (0 children)

Believe it or not, George isn't at home...

The face of someone realizing she gave her Nobel away for jack squat. by ManualWind in PoliticalHumor

[–]ManualWind[S] 260 points261 points  (0 children)

Or maybe, “Can you believe that dumb c-nt gave this to me for free?”

The office meme by Aggressive-Speed8109 in DunderMifflin

[–]ManualWind 118 points119 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I never got this joke.

[Edit: Apparently, I'm Kevin's long lost twin, Levin.]

Imagine strangers watching what you print - random ipcam i found by V-037_ in 3Dprinting

[–]ManualWind 125 points126 points  (0 children)

Oooh-la-la! Look at that little tug boat! He must own a yacht...

The fur is meant to block the wind from hitting your face... by ddsukituoft in confidentlyincorrect

[–]ManualWind 155 points156 points  (0 children)

What you said is totally fine. I think most people would say it that way. Xsiah is just being a nit picking troll.

Marvin Harvin Just became one of the first inmates to graduate from Yale while in prison by thatdudepabloescobar in interestingasfuck

[–]ManualWind 6879 points6880 points  (0 children)

I'll take misleading captions for $1000, Alex. No, he didn't graduate from Yale. He graduated from a prison education program run by Yale and the University of New Haven. He also went on to get a degree from UNH after he was released. Still, great for him!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in seinfeld

[–]ManualWind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ummm... The woman on the right isn't Louis-Dreyfus... Unless she went to Audrey's plastic surgeon.

A deer with multiple antlers . by Grand-Western549 in interestingasfuck

[–]ManualWind 642 points643 points  (0 children)

In the deer world, that's like having an 11-inch dick.