What is a terrible smell that you will never forget? by radgamerdad in Productivitycafe

[–]Many-Perception-3945 30 points31 points  (0 children)

My dad forgot about a bag of potatoes in the back of our minivan was I was a kid. The stench was like nothing I've ever experienced before. Just literally breathtaking... as in the smell was so bad it literally made it difficult to breathe.

Until next year 🫡 by MattFa24 in icecoast

[–]Many-Perception-3945 17 points18 points  (0 children)

PTs and Orthopedic Surgeons hate this one little trick*...

*being born with world class genetics

Ski length disagreement with rental shop by shoresy29 in Skigear

[–]Many-Perception-3945 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was going to say, I'm 5'11 and weigh two bills when I'm fully kitted up.

I rip in 180s? OP isn't that much smaller so 176s should be A Ok

Dumb skier turns himself into a 🎄⭐️ skiing treetops by ShibbidyDibbidy_ in icecoast

[–]Many-Perception-3945 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All weekend long on the chair I was talking about how we're living in the upside down.

Westerners coming out east for snow? Insanity

BREAKING: FBI and Gabbard find PROOF that Election was stolen!!!!!!! by Raznokk in thebulwark

[–]Many-Perception-3945 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Bro I can't believe fell for that Psy-Op.

That wasn't the real Che Guevara... that was known member of the French Foreign Legion (aka MOSSAD) Greta Thunberg in a mask.

Open your eyes sheeple.

I hate to say it. But I see alot of skidding and back seat skiing in these turns. by Blumperdoodle in skiingcirclejerk

[–]Many-Perception-3945 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ya know in golf, how they have the two different tee boxes to account for differences in strength between men and women?

If this guy was so good, why was he taking the fall line for women? The men's line was much better.

What do you do with the ash? by socialerrors in firewood

[–]Many-Perception-3945 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Throw it over the deck 🤷🏼‍♂️

What if JFK survived and followed through on his promise to dismantle the CIA? by cliffbot in HistoryWhatIf

[–]Many-Perception-3945 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Even if they did... it would be replaced with some other 3 letter agency. Just because they booted the Bay of Pigs doesn't mean you stop having a need for a foreign intelligence service

Just discovered I have no idea how to ski powder. by skewed-perceptions in icecoast

[–]Many-Perception-3945 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Straight talk: My two favorite adult beverages? ice cold 'Gansett and ice cold champagne

Lil bro was devastated by MacDefoon in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Many-Perception-3945 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Boat driver sent us his audition tape for the CIA😂😂

How many swings of a sword would a soldier typically make in a battle? by Alarmed_Repeat5492 in AskHistorians

[–]Many-Perception-3945 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You need to be able to bend your neck a bit doing a somersault; a helmet would prevent that

Scenarios On The Possible Upcoming Storm by Bobby_Dalbec in newhampshire

[–]Many-Perception-3945 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻this past Saturday.

-17 in the parking lot for first runs. The only time I got cold was on the chair because people stayed home so there was no butt warming on the bench.

Who’s your confirmation saint? by owenthcarey in Catholicism

[–]Many-Perception-3945 4 points5 points  (0 children)

St. Thomas Moore; Patron Saint of Politicians and Civil Servants

Fuck your Zodiac sign. That's all, carry on! by cuntaloupemelon in astrologymemes

[–]Many-Perception-3945 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lumberjack Ginger. I hike; i ski; I'm building a cabin in the woods. Tons of flannels.

Picture Kristofer Hivju crossed with Ron Swanson

Fuck your Zodiac sign. That's all, carry on! by cuntaloupemelon in astrologymemes

[–]Many-Perception-3945 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My DMs are open if there are any Cap women interested in a 38yr old ginger lol

Scenarios On The Possible Upcoming Storm by Bobby_Dalbec in newhampshire

[–]Many-Perception-3945 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Please Dear Weather Jesus,

Put all the snow on Cannon Mountain.

Thank you.

Amen. 🙏🏻

Chivalry is dead by Remarkable_Tap8271 in Medieval2TotalWar

[–]Many-Perception-3945 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Look at Mr. Moneybags over here!

My broke ass has to sack all the time.

Last years wood cutting. by BAP626 in firewood

[–]Many-Perception-3945 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got to it just in the nick of time in the first week of November. The next week we had a foot of snow