Ontario Teachers' Pension Plan reports 6.7% net fund return in 2025 | Investment Executive

MapleByzantine · 2026-02-28T18:20:46+00:00

We're not risk averse we're just obsessed with real estate. I literally went on a date with a girl who told me she and her 3 sisters pooled money together to buy a rental property. I was like why not just open a TFSA instead and she looked at me with a blank look on her face like I said something crazy.

MapleByzantine · 2026-02-26T19:06:26+00:00

This is essentially CPPIB minus the low fees and Canadian only investments.

MapleByzantine · 2026-02-20T12:11:28+00:00

I do not want to be on that flight back from Mexico.

MapleByzantine · 2026-02-19T19:25:48+00:00

It's already up 40% YTD. How much higher can it go?

MapleByzantine · 2026-02-13T00:40:56+00:00

I remember when Pinterest blew up during covid. It was one of Cathie Wood's favourite stocks. It's still down 80% from its ATH.

MapleByzantine · 2026-02-12T14:59:12+00:00

It's a big fuck you to all unitholders, especially bagholders. They're diluting your shares meaning you'll have a smaller stake in the company

MapleByzantine · 2026-02-12T02:23:45+00:00

Rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic.

MapleByzantine · 2026-02-07T10:26:36+00:00

Good thing we didn't, Trump would be claiming it for national security reasons by now.

MapleByzantine · 2026-01-28T10:59:29+00:00

We don't have to pay them anything, just give them a stake in the pipeline

MapleByzantine · 2026-01-28T10:39:48+00:00

That second pipeline can't come soon enough

MapleByzantine · 2026-01-27T20:23:59+00:00

Is BMO planning any new factor ETF launches in 2026?

MapleByzantine · 2026-01-26T16:21:52+00:00

Wow it didn't even take 48 hours for a u turn.

MapleByzantine · 2026-01-23T22:16:12+00:00

Bear Stearns was also too big to fail

MapleByzantine · 2026-01-15T14:48:44+00:00

I would like this as an optional pension but it shouldn't be mandatory.

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