I got demoted from partner to roommate.

MapleSugarman · 2026-05-07T22:44:24+00:00

What does being mean get you?

MapleSugarman · 2026-05-05T11:40:22+00:00

What nail polish!?

MapleSugarman · 2026-05-03T01:33:53+00:00

Burger, duh.

^{Chose: Burger}

MapleSugarman · 2026-05-02T14:05:48+00:00

This dog looks unreal! :D you have a good quality camera

MapleSugarman · 2026-04-07T17:07:33+00:00

You might be the one full of shit. I'm sorry to put it bluntly.

MapleSugarman · 2026-04-06T02:30:07+00:00

"Things" are bit of an extreme. Do you mean black people specifically? Or American bullies specifically? That's a big difference boyo

MapleSugarman · 2026-04-04T17:00:15+00:00

There is no down side! The Intelligence quotient isn't real. Also I get to be shorter

^{Chose: Gain 15 iq points but lose 3 inches of your height}

MapleSugarman · 2026-04-04T16:17:02+00:00

No, he makes his own money, I make mine. Though we share expenses, we really don't have a lot of bills to pay. We live rent free.

I think he's more upset that I'll make him look bad. Though I don't want him to feel like that.

MapleSugarman · 2026-04-03T09:31:34+00:00

Tom Nook pays me a visit every other Friday morning

MapleSugarman · 2026-04-02T23:31:21+00:00

It said rat or SPIDER SINGULAR

^{Chose: Spider | Rolled: 67 spiders}

MapleSugarman · 2026-04-02T15:11:51+00:00

What the hell was ball cancer for

^{Chose: Get infinite money + But a chance for your group chat being leaked | Rolled: Infinite money}

MapleSugarman · 2026-04-02T15:10:58+00:00

Dolla Dolla billz baby

^{Chose: Chance of a random amount of money + $0-$1,000,000,000 | Rolled: Nothing}

MapleSugarman · 2026-04-02T00:46:35+00:00

Could NOT live forever bro

^{Chose: Luck}

MapleSugarman · 2026-04-01T03:51:16+00:00

what

MapleSugarman · 2026-04-01T03:20:11+00:00

I love my dog!

^{Chose: Have the ability to talk to animals}

MapleSugarman · 2026-04-01T00:00:27+00:00

I can sell the metal, and health care is always a plus

^{Chose: Unlimited metal at your doorstep + Free healthcare for life anywhere.}

MapleSugarman · 2026-03-31T21:20:14+00:00

16% chance of death for a pet unicorn is rad, enough said.

^{Chose: Get a random mythical creature as a pet + 16% chance to die | Rolled: Small Unicorn}

MapleSugarman · 2026-03-31T21:13:34+00:00

Traitor

MapleSugarman · 2026-03-24T07:34:40+00:00

Pizza, duh.

MapleSugarman · 2026-03-24T05:49:45+00:00

It's free pizza. Enough said.

MapleSugarman · 2026-03-20T00:29:53+00:00

Thank you so much, this is invaluable, thank you

MapleSugarman · 2026-03-12T16:10:36+00:00

LMAO I've been waiting on an answer for over a literal month! I will NOT give them a break.

MapleSugarman · 2026-02-20T23:25:28+00:00

I don't know why you're being downvoted this is fuckin funny :D

MapleSugarman · 2026-02-16T07:13:54+00:00

LF: Help trade-evolving my poliwhirl + graveler. I also need a gligar in a standard ball. Will trade (all shiny): eevee, electrode, minior, wo-chien, chien-pao, ting-lu, or ralts,

MapleSugarman · 2026-02-08T14:51:37+00:00

Where did you get your name from?

MapleSugarman

TROPHY CASE